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Holocene

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Truly abysmal. What a fecking joke. On top of everything it's his fake attitude of a leader that cracks me up when he has been garbage himself :lol:
There's a lot of United fans that think he should be captain :lol:

His bottom level is worse than Pogba's.
 

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Shite on the ball today but one thing you cannot fault is his attitude...the amount of times he ran past McT, VDB, Shaw and Bissaka to either press or get back at least showed he is trying. Bad display but more guts than others.
 

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Without a doubt. Too many players being shit at the same time means one thing
Yeap. If we got a new manager and he was doing this I’ll be calling for him to be dropped but it’s most players and I feel it’s losing faith in the manager more than level
 

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He’s been tragic for so long but doesn’t get highlighted in the media. But that today was of the most shocking performances I can remember from a United player.
 

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Shite on the ball today but one thing you cannot fault is his attitude...the amount of times he ran past McT, VDB, Shaw and Bissaka to either press or get back at least showed he is trying. Bad display but more guts than others.
You’ve got to be fecking kidding me :lol: All the shite feck do is leave massive gaps behind him that causes us a shitload of problems….And when he’s on the ball, he’s even worse
 

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Shite on the ball today but one thing you cannot fault is his attitude...the amount of times he ran past McT, VDB, Shaw and Bissaka to either press or get back at least showed he is trying. Bad display but more guts than others.
He was absolutely shite. End of. Nothing else to report. Certainly nothing to credit him for.
 

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You’ve got to be fecking kidding me :lol: All the shite feck do is leave massive gaps behind him that causes us a shitload of problems….And when he’s on the ball, he’s even worse
This
 

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Yeap. If we got a new manager and he was doing this I’ll be calling for him to be dropped but it’s most players and I feel it’s losing faith in the manager more than level
Whoever is next, he needs to be humbled and told to stop those crazy passes and be more conservative with his passing
 

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Actually quite shocking he's so much adored here, playing in a perfect position a second striker, being on all set pieces, compared to the likes of Pogba who's skill and inventive skills are diminished because he's more complete and playing out of position. The next manager is hopefully strong enough mentally to bench him because he's doing nothing for a season and much more to deserve a starting spot.

I am also not sure why is manager so daft to keep him playing this high not giving him any fecking instructions to help out with midfled presence which is awful, because McTominay is a championship player, with shocking passing ability, unable to figure out his positioning for ages, to help midfield enough. Because Maticshould only play in memorial games and not competetive football, Pogba is too careless and too moody there to keep the right presence there. The only real midfielder there is Fred and now it seems VdB have enough grit and toughness about him to play there too.

So if Bruno needs to play, just make him play a bit deeper and make a 3 men midfield to keep better control of the games otherwise we are rolled over by a fecking Watford with Tom Cleverley in the side.
 

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You’ve got to be fecking kidding me :lol: All the shite feck do is leave massive gaps behind him that causes us a shitload of problems….And when he’s on the ball, he’s even worse
He has to press because Ronaldo is staying still doing shit all. Bruno goes for the press and then all teams play through both Ronaldo and Bruno.

It's not a single players fault.
 

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He has to press because Ronaldo is staying still doing shit all. Bruno goes for the press and then all teams play through both Ronaldo and Bruno.

It's not a single players fault.
It just makes it worse, how difficult can It be to understand that. Bruno leaving miles of space behind, to press as a one man moron, isn’t good just because he’s fecking running around like a rabid dog
 

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I've been in favout of Bruno generally but even his last few games he should've been subbed and not starting. Just when you need a more disciplined performance he gets worse. not sure if it's just an accumulation of games and mental tiredness. Ole should be keeping these players fresh in the mind and body.

He sticks to his trusted 11 and it's truly backfiring now. Unrest from those that don't play and knackered players
 

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He has to press because Ronaldo is staying still doing shit all. Bruno goes for the press and then all teams play through both Ronaldo and Bruno.

It's not a single players fault.
:lol: Yes it is. It’s all Ronaldos fault
(No player should press individually, that’s on the individual)
 

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I reckon Barca show videos of him to teach their youth players how NOT to play.

Xavi must have a spinning headache when he watches Bruno
 

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I agree. God I wish to wake up from all this and see Ole gone already
It’s a nightmare for me. Also another reason I’m not down Bruno neck is as you said his crazy passes he always tries are obviously being approved by Ole as imagine if Pep was our manager he would literally go mental
 

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It’s a nightmare for me. Also another reason I’m not down Bruno neck is as you said his crazy passes he always tries are obviously being approved by Ole as imagine if Pep was our manager he would literally go mental
He wouldn't do that, if he did it repeatedly, he'd be benched until he changes. Their pen came from that a high risk/low reward crazy attempt from him.
This stupid of his is enabled by Ole alright.
 

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He’s been trash this season. Actually can’t stand the guy at the moment. Should have been dropped ages ago.
 

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You’ve got to be fecking kidding me :lol: All the shite feck do is leave massive gaps behind him that causes us a shitload of problems….And when he’s on the ball, he’s even worse
My thoughts exactly. It is just a waste of energy for Bruno and more risk for the players behind him.

He has to press because Ronaldo is staying still doing shit all. Bruno goes for the press and then all teams play through both Ronaldo and Bruno.

It's not a single players fault.
If one player aggressively charges at opposition players, we shouldn't call it pressing. If he is the only one doing it Bruno needs to stop as it opens up rooms behind him. At this point, it is becoming a problem.
 

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Wouldn't be individual if your poster boy did it

1+1 =2 :eek:
Not sure why you keep calling Ronaldo my poster boy just because I don’t agree with you that it’s all his fault? But Ronaldo doesn’t press as an individual because he is more disciplined. Bruno is rashness personified both in and out of possession and it causes us major problems regularly. His pass accuracy is around 78% this season.
 

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He wouldn't do that, if he did it repeatedly, he'd be benched until he changes. Their pen came from that a high risk/low reward crazy attempt from him.
This stupid of his is enabled by Ole alright.
Yeah he would never be allowed do this under a top manager as it’s just so low percentage. He is a great player but seriously needs to stop trying the superman pass everytime
 

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Bruno after the game clearly telling the supporters in the crowd that this is all on us. I'd hope we aren't going to get more of those social media sorry comments from the players as supporters have had enough of that shite at this stage.
 

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Worst game for United today?
 

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My thoughts exactly. It is just a waste of energy for Bruno and more risk for the players behind him.


If one player aggressively charges at opposition players, we shouldn't call it pressing. If he is the only one doing it Bruno needs to stop as it opens up rooms behind him. At this point, it is becoming a problem.
Which is true, but if Ronaldo doesn't do it and then Bruno Fernandes doesn't do it then what happens to Watford?

They get all the time in the world to pick their passes but more importantly we are then built in to a park the bus shape because no one is doing any pressing - we are parking the bus against Watford and letting them play against us because Ronaldo is not even central, he plays towards the left and no pressing. Bruno stops pressing then we park the bus Vs Watford.

This happens against every other team, they can do whatever they want from the back because one person presseses and the other wants to smoke a cigarette and wait for his chances.

What's the alternative- no one presses and we all sit back.
 

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He's the sort of player that's a star at the likes of Lyon, Sevilla and Napoli but one that the truly elite clubs wouldn't sign because of his maverick style of play.

No surprise we signed him as that is very our level atm.
 

Bebestation

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Not sure why you keep calling Ronaldo my poster boy just because I don’t agree with you that it’s all his fault? But Ronaldo doesn’t press as an individual because he is more disciplined. Bruno is rashness personified both in and out of possession and it causes us major problems regularly. His pass accuracy is around 78% this season.
:lol:
 

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Him and Ole have been found out and He hasn’t got Cavani to cover all his headless chicken runs
Everyone just spurs pressure on our defence and midfield
 

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You think Ronaldo takes it upon himself to break team shape, to do bizarre things, attempt ridiculous high risk passes on the edge of his own box, and isn’t disciplined?

You’re the one who should be laughed at. Your agenda makes a fool of you.
 

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Getting tired of his antics and lack of performances. He hides behind the fact he's a 'creative' player, which he uses as an excuse to just give the fecking ball away at will. Any manager with a backbone will bench him for this shite
 
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