No you don't, you hate Bayern and the Bundesliga as it is. Don't try to hide that side of you
But yea, your arguments about the best player clearly favour playmakers more than goalscorers or defenders. If Messi was scoring at the rate Lewandowski is (as he was in previous seasons), you would have a clear argument of him being better because he is doing what Lewandowski is doing and even more, but right now Lewandowski is far far ahead in terms of goals + assists so I would still consider Lewandowski, even as good as Messi is on the ball at playmaking.
And this doesn't even consider how poor Messi is off the ball, Lewandowski might not be the greatest presser for Bayern but he does put a foot in if needed, and he's amazing at holding the ball up and gives Bayern an extra avenue to release the ball by playing long balls towards him.