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Probably the worse Marvel movie to date. Doesnt even feel like a marvel movie. Very poor and quite dull. Too many characters to introduce and none are very interesting.

The 2nd cut scene in post credits was he best bit.
 

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Was it really that bad? I was going to venture out to see this tomorrow at the Imax.
It's watchable, just not very memorable. A group of teenagers walked out halfway through. You dont get invested and you dont really care.

I really dont want a sequel.

It's been scoring quite badly in the reviews and is lower than thor2 at present. Which is the bottom of the barrel of marvel movies.

The trailers before the movie were really good: new spiderman movie, new batman movie, morbid movie which was a suprise to me.

Movies are very subjective so you may love it. I have it a 5 out of 10 and my brother who just messaged me gave it a 6 out of ten.
 

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It's watchable, just not very memorable. A group of teenagers walked out halfway through. You dont get invested and you dont really care.

I really dont want a sequel.

It's been scoring quite badly in the reviews and is lower than thor2 at present. Which is the bottom of the barrel of marvel movies.

The trailers before the movie were really good: new spiderman movie, new batman movie, morbid movie which was a suprise to me.
The trailers did hype it up a bit. Thanks, I'll just watch it at home then.
 

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Been reading lengthy reviews in my Dutch newspaper and on CBC about how come exactly that this disappoints and actually kinda sucks. Interestingly, the underlying assumption is that Marvel films are normally good. My newspaper actually spends a paragraph explaining the ways in which Marvel films usually really are quite good. It's kinda funny considering the anti-Marvel thread we have on here. :cool:
 

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I'm a big fan of the marvel universe, seen all the movies at the cinema on first day of release.

There was bound to be one they got wrong eventually.
 

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Honestly didn't mind it. It was an ok movie. Not bad just a bit too long. Definitely it the massive scale MCU compared to Thanos. Looking forward to where they go with this new big bad.
 

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Interestingly, the underlying assumption is that Marvel films are normally good. My newspaper actually spends a paragraph explaining the ways in which Marvel films usually really are quite good. It's kinda funny considering the anti-Marvel thread we have on here. :cool:
What’s the funny bit? That there’s more than one opinion on the matter or that they take time to articulate their position that Marvel movies are generally good as they assume that the public won’t agree with them otherwise?

As for the Eternals themselves — that’s a shame. Although the trailers did look quite dull. Hopefully Spider-Man doesn’t disappoint though, that’s the one that I’m waiting for with a lot of hopeful expectations.
 

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What’s the funny bit? That there’s more than one opinion on the matter or that they take time to articulate their position that Marvel movies are generally good as they assume that the public won’t agree with them otherwise?
Of course, everybody has their own opinion. And that thread also did start really well with lots of interesting discussions. But recently it's been mostly laughing at anything Marvel, almost as if the merest idea of there being anything good in those films (or even simply liking them) merits ridicule. In other words, it's gone a bit overboard. So it's a funny contrast (to me) to see a serious film review in a respected newspaper go out of its way to praise the Marvel films, just to be able to contextualize why it's striking that this one is poor.
As for the Eternals themselves — that’s a shame. Although the trailers did look quite dull. Hopefully Spider-Man doesn’t disappoint though, that’s the one that I’m waiting for with a lot of hopeful expectations.
I liked Homecoming but I thought Far From Home was very flat; almost like a long episode in a series. What's the expectation for the next one? (The animated Spiderverse film was awesome btw. Well, more the art and humour than the story, but still. Did you see it? It's not set in the Marvel context though.)
 
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I liked Homecoming but I thought Far From Home was very flat; almost like a long episode in a series. What's the expectation for the next one? (The animated Spiderverse film was awesome btw. Well, more the art and humour than the story, but still. Did you see it? It's not set in the Marvel context though.)
Oh, the Spiderverse was incredible! The expectation for the next Spider-Man movie is huge as it’s supposed to be one of the most surreal and mind-blowing movies of the entire franchise — introducing the multiverse etc. At least it won’t be generic, that we can know almost for sure.
 

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Didn't we have it in Endgame?
You’ve broken my morning brain :(
Kinda, I guess. But there it only worked is a plot device and they’ve hardly explored it, simply using time-travel to finish up loose ends & set up new stories (like Loki getting the Tesseract). The real introduction was Loki, of course, but that didn’t happen on the big screen.
 

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Some good bits, but way too much dull boring character introduction stuff. Hopefully the sequel is better, with very limited bits with Harry Styles in it :houllier:
 

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Saw this yesterday and I really didn't think it was that bad? Maybe a bit of a miss compared to some of Marvel's recent big hitters but I wouldn't say it was as bad as Thor 2. It's tonally different from pretty much any other MCU film, but visual and audio presentation is brilliant regardless. I like that with 'What If' and now this, they're definitely touching on some material from the conics which is harder to set up, the ambition is needed at this stage if they need to establish a villain(s) for a big final showdown a la Thanos.

My biggest critique of this film would be the amount of things that happen unneccessarily and how little impact they really have at the end. The film kind of chips away at its own high stakes as it goes on. That being said I think it was a solid entry, and they've managed to introduce a few concepts that they can expand on for a good few years now, despite some creative liberties taken!
 

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Kinda, I guess. But there it only worked is a plot device and they’ve hardly explored it, simply using time-travel to finish up loose ends & set up new stories (like Loki getting the Tesseract). The real introduction was Loki, of course, but that didn’t happen on the big screen.
Yea pretty much. The entire point of Loki was to establish the concept of variants etc. In the next movie they should dive right into it. We don't need another lecture.
 

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For me personally the eternals are a vehicle for the introduction of the x gene to earth and the x-men into the proper marvel universe. Wonder how long they will drag that out for.

Dont real see Arisham as a "big bad" as hes a celestial doing his job of bringing life to the universe. Anyway we know who the main big bad guy of phase 4 is (hes in loki).

For me the best bit was the
2nd cut scene and the introduction of Blade to the marvel universe. How does a day walker vampire hunter fit into this all?!?
 

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'The world is changing' I swear I hear this in every fecking comic book movie trailer.
 

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It's fine, not really any worse than 99% of marvel films. People are ridiculously over the top about this movie either way.
 

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I'm a big fan of the marvel universe, seen all the movies at the cinema on first day of release.

There was bound to be one they got wrong eventually.
They already got a couple wrong in the past, The Incredible Hulk and Thor: The Dark World were both pretty poor.

Avengers: Age of Ultron, Thor, Captain Marvel, Black Widow, Iron Man 2 and 3 were also not that great.

9 movies from 26 could have been a lot better but 17 movies being great is a pretty remarkable stat still.
 

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2nd cut scene and the introduction of Blade to the marvel universe. How does a day walker vampire hunter fit into this all?!?
It’s not Blade. It was Black Knight that was introduced in that post credit scene. Kit Harrington’s character in the film is Dane Whitman who in the MCU is known as Black Knight

 
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The director said the voice off screen was indeed Blade.
Ahh right, I didn’t know that was confirmed at the time and was one that we would need to find out in a later film/tv series. Interesting.

I know they are making a Black Knight tv series for Disney + so most likely then both characters are going to be in that? The below linked article in the spoiler tag is an interesting read.

 

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It’s not Blade. It was Black Knight that was introduced in that post credit scene. Kit Harrington’s character in the film is Dane Whitman who in the MCU is known as Black Knight

the voice who speaks to Dane Whitman is Blade when asking is he ready to pick up the sword. The director of the movie has confirmed it herself.
 

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I don’t love every Marvel film but I actually thought this one was really good. It helped that some of the characters were actually in peril.
 

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I thought it was ok personally. Not perfect but definitely not the worst of the MCU. I can think of at least 3 which were objectively worse: Thor: Dark World, Iron Man 3, Captain Marvel
 

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They already got a couple wrong in the past, The Incredible Hulk and Thor: The Dark World were both pretty poor.

Avengers: Age of Ultron, Thor, Captain Marvel, Black Widow, Iron Man 2 and 3 were also not that great.

9 movies from 26 could have been a lot better but 17 movies being great is a pretty remarkable stat still.
Pretty much agree. Personally I wouldn't put this among them. It's different in tone etc, but I enjoyed getting to know the back story and the changes through time. None of it seemed rushed and we got the pay off at the end with the post credit scenes.
 

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I liked this Marvel entry, its different, more ambitious, with Chloe Zao's usual slow pace and love for great scenery, I think alot of personal bad reviews on RT are due to the fact that the movie has a diverse cast and a gay superhero. The fight scenes were good and the story wasnt hard to follow even tough it spanned millennias, unfortunately not all Eternals had the same screen time, Makkari was barely on screen and being played by a deaf actress that was a shame, as she was great whenever she was on screen.
 

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I thought it was ok personally. Not perfect but definitely not the worst of the MCU. I can think of at least 3 which were objectively worse: Thor: Dark World, Iron Man 3, Captain Marvel
Pretty much this. It's ok, even decent in spots. If they are setting something up it'll make way more sense in the long run and that's ok. I quite liked the pace change after being burned out on Marvel films.

It's definitely not the worst one though, that's nonsense.
 

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I liked this Marvel entry, its different, more ambitious, with Chloe Zao's usual slow pace and love for great scenery, I think alot of personal bad reviews on RT are due to the fact that the movie has a diverse cast and a gay superhero. The fight scenes were good and the story wasnt hard to follow even tough it spanned millennias, unfortunately not all Eternals had the same screen time, Makkari was barely on screen and being played by a deaf actress that was a shame, as she was great whenever she was on screen.
Other marvel movies with diverse casts have scored a lot better. The rating is mostly low among the critics, not a bunch of angry fanboys.
I do think the rating is too low though comparatively to other marvel movies that are probably at the same level or below. Then again most marvel movies are rated way too highly.
I think it would've worked a lot better as a series though because you might actually care about the characters and what happens to them which hardly was the case now when there's so many characters and you barely spend any time getting to know them.
 

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All was well until they
introduced fecking Harry Styles as Thanos' brother...
 

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I thought it was visually stunning and given that its an "epic" story with a big cast of characters (that I would imagine most viewers aren't remotely aware of) they did a decent job of making the stakes in the story important. Some thoughts:

Being one of those with no previous knowledge of the Eternals, was Ikarus like Homelander (from The Boys) in the comics or is this evil superman take a bit of a rip off?
Really love seeing Barry Keoghan doing well. He's come along way from shooting cats in Love / Hate
Kumail Nanjiani really got ripped for no good reason.
What does a giant stone celestial emerging from the earth do to earth's orbit?
 

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I just watched this this afternoon and thought it rather quite enjoyable and interesting. Think it does what it is supposed to do by opening up the larger marvel universe which will be explored more in the next Spider-Man movie.

Anyway I came home and wanted to find out more about a certain character which opened up a thread about how this is the worst marvel movie after Shang Chi and it was trying to be too woke. None of that popped in to my head at all. I just straight up enjoyed it and thought it interesting. Seems people didn’t enjoy it in here either.
 

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I watched it today and thought it was quite good and a lot better than most of the random MCU movies like black widow etc which come with the same formula. Chloe was a good choice and her style was a nice contrast to the usual MCU stuff. In fact the couple of typical MCU jokes felt out of place so it was good it was kept to a minimum.

The story and most characters did well. I think where it suffered was having far too many characters and backstory to unfold in one movie. Unlike avengers we hadn't been given the origin movies for them so it definitely felt a lot happened in short bursts. But it was fine overall with a decent climax. Richard Madden is pretty good. Enjoyed him in game of thrones, bodyguard and rocket man as well.
 

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I watched it today and thought it was quite good and a lot better than most of the random MCU movies like black widow etc which come with the same formula. Chloe was a good choice and her style was a nice contrast to the usual MCU stuff. In fact the couple of typical MCU jokes felt out of place so it was good it was kept to a minimum.

The story and most characters did well. I think where it suffered was having far too many characters and backstory to unfold in one movie. Unlike avengers we hadn't been given the origin movies for them so it definitely felt a lot happened in short bursts. But it was fine overall with a decent climax. Richard Madden is pretty good. Enjoyed him in game of thrones, bodyguard and rocket man as well.
Interesting take, its why i pay little attention to movie reviews as everyone sees a movie differently and there is no right or wrong. Eternals is the lowest rated movie in the MCU, i thought it was the worst marvel movie i have seen.
 

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My biggest criticism of the movie is its tone. MARVEL have, for the most part and much to the annoyance of certain cinema goers, known when to execute dramatic, serious scenes with the added quip/ humorous moments. Not this film. It felt jarring at the most of times.

Kumail Nanjiani and Harish Patel performances felt straight out of a slap-stick comedy film. Miscast or poorly directed.

Barry Keoghan was the best actor in the film. He has such a presence on screen. My first viewing of him was in Lanthimos's Killing of a Sacred Deer and he's continued to get under my skin ever since.
 

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It's like giving Ang Lee the Incredible Hulk. Both fantastic directors but this genre isn't their forte.
 

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Interesting take, its why i pay little attention to movie reviews as everyone sees a movie differently and there is no right or wrong. Eternals is the lowest rated movie in the MCU, i thought it was the worst marvel movie i have seen.
Totally disagree with that. They tried a new formula and the cast did a decent job for most part. If nothing else at least it attempted at a half decent plot as compared to the random movies that come out every month like ant man etc. Black panther was highly rated and that is unwatchable for me and there are a lot of superhero movies like that which just try to pack a bunch of jokes some fights maybe 2-3 fan service dialogues get Kendrick to fire an album and release that.