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Frenkie to United?


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SirAnderson

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Its on
He says he doesnt want to leave
Barca dont want to pay him
United are Comfortable
Its off
Tweets
Its on
He says he doesnt want to leave
Barca dont want to pay him
United are Comfortable
Its off
Tweets
Its on
He says he doesnt want to leave
Barca dont want to pay him
United are Comfortable
Its off
Tweets......
FFS.
What is going on in this thread. :lol:
 

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This thread will easily reach 1200 pages and nothing will have changed when it does.
 

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We’re gonna end up with de Jong on our faces aren’t we.
 

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I mean, I am a true master of procrastination who honed the skill to read through pages upon pages of random internet content over many years of dedicated time wasting, and my will to browse is very hard to break, but it's fecking impossible to keep up with this thread. Less posting, people, for crying out loud. We need less posts.
We've got a rookie, folks. This is standard muppetry.
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I'd luv it if they sign him after all this and he becomes VDB Mk 2, luv it.
Tell me you've never watched de Jong without telling me you've never watched de Jong
 

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There is more to it than what he is owed. He has just bought a mansion and got engaged, and his girlfriend doesn't want to leave Barcelona for Manchester. Maybe we should pull out, if he doesn't sign by friday.
The mansion will still be in Barcelona after he moves to Manchester. After 10 years they can move back and they can spend the rest of their lives in their mansion sitting on United's money.

The last few days I wasn't that opportunistic of him joining United. However, after reading valid points in this thread and I realized the possibility is still there and this transfer will take a while due to the deferred wages.
 

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Barca are insane trying to sign Raphinha and Lewa and others. Their plan should be to spend the least amount of money needed to keep them competitive enough for 4th in La Liga. They’ll claw their way out of most of this debt in 5 years that way and can start building more competitive sides. You also never know what comes out of their academy during that time.
Apparently that's not how Barca fans work. They need stardust every year or that will stop showing up at camp nou.
 

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Whether he signs for us or not, Barca have treated him so poorly. Asking him to take a pay cut, whilst signing multiple players along the way, and then splashing it all over the media.

Another reason I just can’t believe he’ll stay there, surely the delay is him putting the squeeze on over his deferred salary.
 

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It’s to do with La Ligas 1/3 rule. There was a tweet (whitwell I think) further back in the thread that I am referencing. There’s also plenty of information if you Google Barca 1:3. I’m sure there are posters here who have a better understanding of it than me.
The rule is 1/4 if the player leaving represents less than 5% of the wage bill.

The 1/3 rule (last year it was 1/2) if the player who leaves represents more than 5% of the wage bill.
 

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Barca are insane trying to sign Raphinha and Lewa and others. Their plan should be to spend the least amount of money needed to keep them competitive enough for 4th in La Liga. They’ll claw their way out of most of this debt in 5 years that way and can start building more competitive sides. You also never know what comes out of their academy during that time.
This seems to be the general opinion here and I disagree massively. Football moves on very quickly and we’ve seen far too many historically big clubs fade into irrelevancy for a long time. Look at Liverpool until 5 years ago, or even us right now. Either they don’t spend for a while and risk becoming another Liverpool, or they sell off assets and float around the top. If it was United I’d much rather the latter.
 

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This seems to be the general opinion here and I disagree massively. Football moves on very quickly and we’ve seen far too many historically big clubs fade into irrelevancy for a long time. Look at Liverpool until 5 years ago, or even us right now. Either they don’t spend for a while and risk becoming another Liverpool, or they sell off assets and float around the top. If it was United I’d much rather the latter.
Liverpool is the last club you should mention. They went so long just winning FA cups etc and were still one of the biggest and well supported clubs on the planet.
I didn’t see them struggle to fill Anfield or magically lose all their money
 

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Liverpool is the last club you should mention. They went so long just winning FA cups etc and were still one of the biggest and well supported clubs on the planet.
I didn’t see them struggle to fill Anfield or magically lose all their money
It’s not about losing money. It’s about being competitive. Liverpool didn’t sniff a league title for 3 decades. Milan were absolute shite in the 2010s. It’s very very hard to claw your way back to the elite level once you’ve slipped away for a few years. Look at us.
 

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One option is for United to contact all their sponsors and find one or two that are willing to use De Jong as an ambassador for 17m.
 

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I am a bit confused here. Why will an employer be worried about net wages? Shouldn't he be worried about gross wages?
Because players use net wages as a basis for comparison. You can't have say Pedri on €5m, Gavi on €3m and then Dembele on €12m or Frankie on €18m. Tax rates can change (as they did for Beckham in Madrid or for Ronaldo in Italy) with the end result not being that players net more - it's just the club ends up paying less gross.
 

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Firstly, I don’t believe that he’s that much of a doormat that he’ll willingly play for a club who owes him £17m while spending millions on millions on new players young and old while simultaneously forcing him out. Not when the alternative is rejoining the manager who gave you your break at a massive club, where the fans will adore you and you’ll be paid extremely handsomely. Also, Murtough and Arnold wouldn’t travel to Barcelona without a green light that he’s willing to come. They’re not that incompetent, even if they are (jury’s out).

As for Barcelona, it’s very morally poor that they’re willing to spend 50 million on 34 year old Lewandowski while owe-ing a player £17m. Also, it’s not sustainable what they’re doing, as economic levers won’t last forever.
 

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I refuse to believe De Jong still wants to stay, he’d have to be the biggest wet lettuce to still be in love with that shambles of a club.
He probably does want out but players never really come out and state otherwise due to bonuses.
 

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It’s not about losing money. It’s about being competitive. Liverpool didn’t sniff a league title for 3 decades. Milan were absolute shite in the 2010s. It’s very very hard to claw your way back to the elite level once you’ve slipped away for a few years. Look at us.
But they finished second a few times, they were always in he top four winning CLs and reaching CL finals. That’s more than competitive. They’re one of the biggest teams in the planet as we speak and they’ve only won 1 league in 30 years!
It’s such a bad example when trying to argue Barca should literally risk their future fighting for success when total success isn’t needed. Their fans aren’t going to disappear because they haven’t signed Raphina.
 

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So, since everything that could possibly have been said about this "saga" to date has been said, over and over again, what brings you guys here?

What compels you to post something you've basically posted before? Why would you read an opinion that's already been restated by someone else?

I swear, it seems as if less than 10% of posts on any given day are interesting/original/informative. These then get added to the other 90%, that consist mainly of repetition, memes that initially drew a chuckle, and endless and endless and endless clickbait tweets. Then the baseless analyses start.

I've never been a RedCafe muppet before, and for many years I wished I was one. With FDJ I really wanted to feel what it was like - and I am left with only one conclusion.

Good god it is tedious. What a monumental waste of time.

Surely, surely there is something better you can do with your time??

Anyway - g'bye!

Been here. Done this. Next!
 

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But they finished second a few times, they were always in he top four winning CLs and reaching CL finals. That’s more than competitive. They’re one of the biggest teams in the planet as we speak and they’ve only won 1 league in 30 years!
It’s such a bad example when trying to argue Barca should literally risk their future fighting for success when total success isn’t needed. Their fans aren’t going to disappear because they haven’t signed Raphina.
They’re not risking their future though. I know people are painting it as a disaster but most clubs in Spain sold a portion of their TV rights years ago. 10% of them is of course a fair whack, but in the grand scheme of things it’s not going to cripple Barca.
 

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So, since everything that could possibly have been said about this "saga" to date has been said, over and over again, what brings you guys here?

What compels you to post something you've basically posted before? Why would you read an opinion that's already been restated by someone else?

I swear, it seems as if less than 10% of posts on any given day are interesting/original/informative. These then get added to the other 90%, that consist mainly of repetition, memes that initially drew a chuckle, and endless and endless and endless clickbait tweets. Then the baseless analyses start.

I've never been a RedCafe muppet before, and for many years I wished I was one. With FDJ I really wanted to feel what it was like - and I am left with only one conclusion.

Good god it is tedious. What a monumental waste of time.

Surely, surely there is something better you can do with your time??

Anyway - g'bye!

Been here. Done this. Next!
Why don't you focus on your own time management?
 

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Anyone know much about the supposed 3:1 rule imposed on Barca by La Liga? I gather that for every €4 the club makes, €3 must go towards debt and €1 can be reinvested into the club. Essentially that means only 25% of any money coming into Barca is available for them to spend. I don't know how it works but there was some suggestion that the second 'lever' would effectively mean the removal of La Liga's restrictions and a return to some normality, at least in the short-term, for Barca. I think there must be issues with FDJ's departure that are related to the previous wage deferral but if Barca are also about to find themselves free of sanctions and restraint, surely that must also be a factor that would probably see them deliberately stall any large outgoing deal?
 

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What the absolute Gong is going down in here?

No fecking updates in 20 pages of drivel. Absolute clown shoe, Hollywood muppets in here.

If hale and pace have fecked off to Holland without their man child. Then this is dead in the deferred interest of all that is sane

Horrible Spanish twats will be filing for administration. How's a free Shlong?
 
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