Having 3 legs makes you far more efficient at tackling.
Gonçalo Ramos
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik and Imran hold a long overdue conversation about United's awful league form with 1 win in 7. They discuss a disappointing draw at Bournemouth, a not so disappointing draw against Liverpool and a crushing defeat at Chelsea - Is time nearly over for Erik Ten Hag?
Then in a special second half of the pod, Nik welcomes Natalie ( https://twitter.com/natalie_17) to discuss the fortunes of Manchester United Women as they booked a place in the FA Cup Final after a historic first ever win vs. Chelsea.
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Nothing that a box of kleenex wouldn't solve.
Worth signing so that Ronaldo is replaced by the same player for club and country!
They are comparable in the fact that people are over rating them based on their world cup performances. Or in Ramos' case...performance
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Besides his WC debut, he's the top scorer in Liga NOS currently
Rubbing his leg.
The difference between him and Darwin Nunez is that he can finish.
The difference between him and Darwin Nunez is that he can finish.
is he a shit dribbler like Nunez too?
Well there is a great video of him finishing doing the rounds on Twitter.
I know he can finish, I just dont watch him near enough to properly know about his buildup play.
I dont think anyone who has only seen him in the WC can conclude anything either.
sounds like he took his time building up, made sure he started with a great warm up routine. Finished off with a bang.
No clue how he links up with others though at this stage.
I don't think he's talking about that type of finishing.
The video didn't show how he dribbles in shit, it's more him showing his balls skills and finishing.
There has to be a bit of dribbling if you do it right.
He should claim it’s a deep fake- the body doesn’t look fit enough to be a footballer- no?
Unfortunately we don't have the technology to reproduce scrota reliably with deep-fake technology (yet) so I don't think he'd get away with it
.I would rather take a risk, get the new owners in the summer and in Vlahovic or Kane
Oh dearUnfortunately we don't have the technology to reproduce scrota reliably with deep-fake technology (yet) so I don't think he'd get away with it
Signing someone off the back of a good international tournament never goes wrong.
And I mean… he was good in one WC game with the hat-trick. Did I forget any other games where he set the world alight?
He could follow in the proud tradition of United webcam wankers*
*Ashley Young
*Ashley Young
Do good players not have good tournaments? Is this what we are saying?
Or do you mean been interested in someone because of a good tournament? I agree there. But if you kindly go to page 1 of this thread, those fears should be answered.
I can't believe how many people on the Café have gone out of their way to watch the video 
Unfortunately I was on Twitter before I saw this thread on the Caf and saw him trending on the right side of Twitter. Thought it'd be some transfer news or something. Nope, I was wrong. It was a video of his "finishing".
Considering hes linked with us its definitely a must watch. Have to know if his size will affect his performances.I can't believe how many people on the Café have gone out of their way to watch the video
Its simple math: Small c*ck= low confidence= overcompensating= affecting performances on the pitch (ex: trying to constantly score worldies, overperforming in bed to make up for small size....which leads to his cardio being drained for football matches....etc).
However, I can confirm its a good size and meaty. I approve of the signing.
Good, or else Diogo Scrota would be next.Unfortunately we don't have the technology to reproduce scrota reliably with deep-fake technology (yet) so I don't think he'd get away with it
Ramos would thrive of playing with a Kane, imo. They’d penetrate any side easily.
From scoring a hat trick at the world cup, to getting knocked out, to having a video of you knocking one out, leaked. It really did peak for him against Switzerland, didn't it.
May even be a different WC? Can't say I've bothered look it up.
Based on his tugging routine, the lad looks like a decent finisher.
We can make back the transfer fee from putting him on Onlyfans.
Only Trafford fans.
This thread went from pretty dull & generic "looks good lets sign him" comments to some of the best banter comments i've seen on this forum so far.Especially this lad who probably skipped the previous page and didn't realise the "finishing" jokes being made
Bless you @VP89 gave me a good chuckle.
Seriously though fellas regardless if this guy is the nuts or not, we categorically can not sign this guy for atleast 18 months till this dies off the internet a bit perhaps with some lawyering/takedowns, with the worldwide scrutiny at this club he would be a massive target & laughing stock in this current climate on social media sadly.
Dele Alli did have a somewhat similair thing of him come out but he was getting an assist. This one I feel like could destroy a players confidence with how savage matchday singing sections can be. Such a shame as he looked good on the field but the asking price is not going to be cheap either, now or summer.
promote this one, mods.Sounds like the type of platform Mike Phelan is subscribed to
Raise your hand if you had heard of him or mentioned him before last week. Anyone? (yes I see you 5 or 6 people in September)...
A single decent wc appearance isn't enough to guarantee his worth but on the other hand we could wait and see his evaluation shot through the roof after a decent cl campaign (which they could possibly have) and being the league's top scorer.
He's obviously no donkey (so no Nunez dejavu) and seems to be technically pretty solid but otherwise I'm still not convinced.
He's obviously no donkey (so no Nunez dejavu) and seems to be technically pretty solid but otherwise I'm still not convinced.
Why wouldn't we sign him because he's the victim of having a video of him having a tug has leaked? What's he done wrong? Absolutely nothing.
Jezz is not even January yet and this guy is already unzipped. Such a noob muppet
Agreed - it's not like he was caught kicking a cat around the room*
* - bar the ''meow'' abuse at every game, the bastard is still playing and living the life.
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