Who is the most superior fan on RedCafe?

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dove

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It's a well known fact that the closer to Old Trafford you live the more superior fan you are. I think it's about time we find out who that number 1 is and I think it's only fair they get the "Most superior fan" award and are given the keys to run RedCafe.

Note: please use feet and miles.
 

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It's a well known fact that the closer to Old Trafford you live the more superior fan you are. I think it's about time we find out who that number 1 is and I think it's only fair they get the "Most superior fan" award and are given the keys to run RedCafe.

Note: please use feet and miles.
Well, it has to be @Wumminator, of course
 

Mmm-Qatarian

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I actually live in an underground burrow beneath Old Trafford, like a Hobbit. All of you are plastics in my eyes!
 

Andycoleno9

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958 miles away. Just behind corner basically.

Have i won? Will i get new tagline if i win?
 

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on a 0-10 scale, I think I’m a category 7 level fan

Pretty strong, but with room to improve. Got to get me a United tatt on my calf
 

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You have it the wrong way round. The furtherest is superiorest. At 11,575 miles in NZ , I win
 

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I live two feet from everywhere. My left foot and my right foot.
 

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on a 0-10 scale, I think I’m a category 7 level fan

Pretty strong, but with room to improve. Got to get me a United tatt on my calf
That's a 3 in my books.

Tatt :devil: onto your penis. It smiles more when you are happier.
 

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NLMax was the only United player poster in the history of RedCafe. So he was the most superior (because it's actually Depay)
Another posters I could think of who are related to football stars are Jeppers7 (Pogba's uncle) and Amadeus (Pochettino's mum)

So for me:
1. NLMax
2 = 3. Jeppers7 = Amadeus
 
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