Crystal Palace 1:2 Manchester United

Mr Pigeon · Nov 30, 2025

I don't understand why our plan to slowly pass the ball back and forth and then hoof it up into a sea of bodies isn't working?!

We're even walking around the pitch when Palace have possession. What more could we possibly do to score in this game?!

bitcoin · Nov 30, 2025

Dalot is where chances go to die

PoTMS · Nov 30, 2025

First thing I would do is stop buying dross from other leagues. No more Sesko, Hojlund, Zirkzee. I'm more than happy paying premium for proven PL players from Bournemouth, Wolves, Brentford, Palace, Brighton, etc.

Bastian · Nov 30, 2025

Nketiah so selfish :lol:

2 man midfield · Nov 30, 2025

You just can't play some of these players after what they've shown. How does Dalot start week after week given how good he isn't?

Oddboy · Nov 30, 2025

This is a tough watch. So shit going forward

DWelbz19 · Nov 30, 2025

De Ligt is so average

peridigm · Nov 30, 2025

Why do we work so hard to cross and never have anyone in the box to receive it?

DavelinaJolie · Nov 30, 2025

Crossing is just so fecking pointless.

Oscar Bonavena · Nov 30, 2025

Shaw's fat arse came in useful there

talking robot · Nov 30, 2025

sglowrider said:
Mainoo? He will wimp out against those big defenders. I rather have Mbeumo at the 9 and move Amad to the 10. And bring Lacey on at the left wing back

Lacey has no experience at this level. Mainoo would go into midfield in what I'm proposing to allow Fernandes to go up to 10.

sglowrider · Nov 30, 2025

Walters_19_MuFc said:
Feck the bench. We have a starting XI full of internationals and experienced professionals. We should be performing better!

We have the same issue as last season. No point person or threat in the pen box. Fecking Zirkzee just isnt willing to play there.

Scholesgoals · Nov 30, 2025

shaws big bum saves us

kouroux · Nov 30, 2025

Scandalous FK by our garbage captain. Wtf was that ?

Erics_Collar · Nov 30, 2025

Thank God that Nketiah is wearing concrete boots

Sylar · Nov 30, 2025

Shocking free kick

mav_9me · Nov 30, 2025

It is fascinating how Amad/Mbuemo always have 3 players around them....almost like Palace have an extra player

Swedish_Plumber · Nov 30, 2025

When do yellows start coming for palace player?! Why is it they can foul whenever we show a rare bit of play to get behind?

LordSpud · Nov 30, 2025

Widow said:
Look at them all just standing there hoping someone else will do something, this lot have lost faith in Rubin and his 343

Looks like it. When you got young players like Dorgu sharing posts that a Bruno CM doesn't work then it's probably the vibe of the lockerroom

pauldyson1uk · Nov 30, 2025

fecking dire first half

AngliaRed · Nov 30, 2025

Has our kitman been to Winter Wonderland and replaced our boots with ice skates?

Ollie Derbyshire · Nov 30, 2025

Swedish_Plumber said:
Can’t quite believe how weve managed to get worse at getting to second balls

Watching Casemiro, Bruno and Zirkzee try and react to 2nd balls is so sad. Like watching Sunday League at times.

pjaya · Nov 30, 2025

Useless captain

Dargonk · Nov 30, 2025

Well that was a really poor first half. Think Shaw was the only one who played well

2 man midfield · Nov 30, 2025

thisisnottaken1 said:
No manager will make these players good. If you think otherwise you’re wrong. They’re shit players and won’t get any better.

They can however be set up differently. There's a good 4231 side in there

fps · Nov 30, 2025

sglowrider said:
Mainoo? He will wimp out against those big defenders. I rather have Mbeumo at the 9 and move Amad to the 10. And bring Lacey on at the left wing back

Mainoo is a young player with a lot of talent who is being really mismanaged. Wharton's hardly a physical giant out there. OP is saying Mainoo into CM the other two up one position up the pitch.

mav_9me · Nov 30, 2025

thisisnottaken1 said:
No manager will make these players good. If you think otherwise you’re wrong. They’re shit players and won’t get any better.

Haha

Globule · Nov 30, 2025

That break is the problem with our system. The ball is spread out wide to a player in acres of space to drive forward. A position that normally generates some excitement.

Then you realise that the player in the position is Dalot.

ValenciasDrilledCrosses · Nov 30, 2025

Bruno is such a fecking coward. Tired of his shit deliveries as soon as he puts on a United shirt/

podurban2 · Nov 30, 2025

Sandikan said:
Palace away, where we haven't scored in 5 years.
No Sesko or Cunha.
Unusual kick off time.

Surely no-one thought that screamed successful day out?

I don’t think anything screams successful day out, regardless where and who we play..

Ahmer Baig · Nov 30, 2025

Useless team.

Top_Bins · Nov 30, 2025

well, that was awful

Annihilate Now! · Nov 30, 2025

Shaw has been our best player by a mile

christinaa · Nov 30, 2025

We don't deserve going in 1-0 down

JBG · Nov 30, 2025

Wait, Mbuemo got a YC? For what? Genuinely didn't notice that

NewGlory · Nov 30, 2025

Who's Kissing Cameras? said:
Weghorst was far better than Zirkzee. Worked his socks off for us. Could trap a ball.

Yeap, starting to feel that way. Weghorst was infuriatingly horrible at finding the goal with any shots or offering anything in the air, despite being taller than most basketball players. But at least he had CBs entertained (wouldn't go as far as saying "worried" since he could never score). Zirkzee seems to fail even at that

HookedOnAPhelan · Nov 30, 2025

They're all irredeemably shit

dannyrhinos89 · Nov 30, 2025

Delano said:
Palace played at 8pm on Thursday.

There is absolutely zero excuse for any United player to be as lethargic as they are.

I mean it's pretty obvious there's a bunch of lazy cnuts in this team.

Hopefully they're gone in summer.

Rauður Djöfull · Nov 30, 2025

They just keep on crossing to absolutely nobody

How we kept zirkzee instead if Højlund I won't understand, way to many players not up to being UTD player's in this squad

Sylar · Nov 30, 2025

mav_9me said:
It is fascinating how Amad/Mbuemo always have 3 players around them....almost like they have an extra player

Cos that's really our only chance of creating something. And the rest just pass up the opportunity to do something. Not surprised.

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