Manchester United 4:4 Bournemouth

Blood Mage · Dec 15, 2025

Shit team to lose that record to. But they are much more clinical than us.

Buster15 · Dec 15, 2025

Honestly.

One Night Only · Dec 15, 2025

Tom Van Persie said:

Guess today's the day.

Andycoleno9 · Dec 15, 2025

Head injury? Liverpool made a huge fuss about that shit against us

Jazz · Dec 15, 2025

Feck sakes how fecking depressing

Spark · Dec 15, 2025

“Guy’s he hasn’t scored since August, that is unacceptable”.

Amorim at half time, probably.

Lay · Dec 15, 2025

Concentration is a huge problem.

Bobski · Dec 15, 2025

Crap from Heaven and Yoro

Alemar · Dec 15, 2025

Second goal off the post conceded

2 man midfield · Dec 15, 2025

Glorio said:
Why does it feel it's easy for us to concede, and oppo strikers become super deadly against us?

We concede from around 50% of all shots on target

Escobar · Dec 15, 2025

One Night Only said:
Guess today's the day.

Had to be

lex talionis · Dec 15, 2025

At least the neutrals are happy...

Antisocial · Dec 15, 2025

Any other Bournemouth players overdue a goal? May as well get a bet on…

saivet · Dec 15, 2025

Heaven and Yoro have struggled

Banana Republic · Dec 15, 2025

What a feckin blunder.
Negative play, running back and back passing, leading to being forced into a hasty clearance.
This is going to be a tough watch now.

joedirt87 · Dec 15, 2025

It's mind boggling how we can be this bad defensively with 3 CBs.

Sandikan · Dec 15, 2025

Tom Van Persie said:

Why would you crank this out now you maniac.

Fooza · Dec 15, 2025

this team will let the record end, their mentality ain't worth the watch feck this

matherto · Dec 15, 2025

You knew as soon as Bruno was on the wrong side of the ball (not necessarily his fault, just saying) that they were gonna create a chance and in all likelihood score

Anustart89 · Dec 15, 2025

Wonder if the VAR is going to look as intensely for a foul on Dalot as he was for a handball on the Amad goal?

Guess no.

sixdwarf · Dec 15, 2025

I fear Amorim will feel they should go back to five at the back.

Yoralif · Dec 15, 2025

2-1... "Gary are you getting excited?"
5 seconds of silence and a monotone response.
2-2
Gary sounds thrilled.

bosnian_red · Dec 15, 2025

Common weakness of a 343 is defenders thinking their partner has a player marked and letting them go like that. In a 4 it's more clear/easier to feel in the moment

Leftback99 · Dec 15, 2025

Heaven is terrible and so is Yoro

2 man midfield · Dec 15, 2025

2 man midfield said:
Lots of focus on Evanilson being shit this season. You know what that means

Like clockwork

Woziak · Dec 15, 2025

Scholes was so right about this coach, he will never get it, how are we conceding so many goals this season because we have so many weaknesses in defence!

redshaw · Dec 15, 2025

We're back

Ronaldo's ego · Dec 15, 2025

As sharp as we’ve been going forward we’ve been equally shit at the back, genuine 50/50 this.

Andycoleno9 · Dec 15, 2025

We miss De Ligt so badly. Heaven is just late on every ball.

redom · Dec 15, 2025

Bournemouth have been clinical, both finishes in off the post, given the keeper no chance.

FerociousCorgis · Dec 15, 2025

idk for me i go more on blame to yoro. Pass is right thru his space and heaven is trying to do the covering for him.

Livewire1974 · Dec 15, 2025

Muppets

Wing Attack Plan R · Dec 15, 2025

RG 11 said:
Giroud's talking like he's practicing basic sentences on Duolingo

Our horses don't eat bread, do you?

Glorio · Dec 15, 2025

United Hobbit said:
5 defenders let's not forget, due to his stupid poxy system

We're not playing with 5 defenders tonight though

bosskeano · Dec 15, 2025

you have two very inexperienced and young CB's that clearly haven't played together and are struggling with communication to contain space

ManUnitedCanuck · Dec 15, 2025

We aren’t getting one decision today, so have to do it without the ref

Swedish_Plumber · Dec 15, 2025

Andycoleno9 said:
Head injury? Liverpool made a huge fuss about that shit against us

Not even remotely touched on by comms either.

ValenciasDrilledCrosses · Dec 15, 2025

Semenyo breaks his drought. Evanilson who's been skying them for months gets his first of the season. Just can't be arsed.

bosskeano · Dec 15, 2025

they'd be better off putting shaw in the middle of the 3

Oscar Bonavena · Dec 15, 2025

I don't think we'll keep a clean sheet for the rest of the season. Any good period of play by the opposition and we concede.

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