Manchester United 5:1 Midtjylland

Varun · Feb 23, 2016

prateik said:
And Arsenal on Saturday too.. with that back line.
It is going to be brutal.

That's what I said. Monday. Thursday. Sat. It's absolutely ridiculous

Insanity · Feb 23, 2016

Varun said:
That's what I said. Monday. Thursday. Sat. It's absolutely ridiculous

The game against Arsenal is on Sunday.

Varun · Feb 23, 2016

Insanity said:
The game against Arsenal is on Sunday.

I see. Thought it was on Sat, still brutal though.

RedDevil@84 · Feb 23, 2016

With half squad in hospital back to back matches... This gets nicer and nicer.. Arsenal match is anyways a write off. Hope we dont get embarassed

saivet · Feb 23, 2016

Think we'll progress to the next round

Nevilles.Wear.Prada · Feb 23, 2016

Beating them is not sufficient. Annihilation must be so devastating that they should univocally quit existing as a club and dismantle that stadium of theirs and apologise for beating us so convincingly last time around. What Arrogance.

Sky1981 · Feb 23, 2016

I don't want us to go through tbh

Not like we can win it, with our bare bone squad it's better if we just concentrate on the League, and probably FA cup.

Going all out on 3 fronts will be suicide, finger crossed Martial is already burnt out at this rate

RedDevil@84 · Feb 23, 2016

Nevilles.Wear.Prada said:
Beating them is not sufficient. Annihilation must be so devastating that they should univocally quit existing as a club and dismantle that stadium of theirs and apologise for beating us so convincingly last time around. What Arrogance.

Ok.. I ll call up some guys from Barca and Bayern and ask if they are free this Thursday night for some fun activity.

Nevilles.Wear.Prada · Feb 23, 2016

RedDevil@84 said:
Ok.. I ll call up some guys from Barca and Bayern and ask if they are free this Thursday night for some fun activity.

2 man midfield · Feb 23, 2016

Tricky one. We need to score so with the onus on us, you'd hope we'd come out and show some early intent. But if they manage to nick one or God forbid two away goals, I wouldn't back us to score enough to progress.

Turnip · Feb 23, 2016

I'm going for us to win narrowly and using our away goal to get through. 1-0 to us. I still can't see us convincingly beating any decent team.

Scorpy · Feb 23, 2016

Sky1981 said:
I don't want us to go through tbh

Not like we can win it, with our bare bone squad it's better if we just concentrate on the League, and probably FA cup.

Going all out on 3 fronts will be suicide, finger crossed Martial is already burnt out at this rate

We won't win it, but I'd rather us avoid the utter humiliation of going out to fecking Midtjylland.

Dirty Schwein · Feb 23, 2016

First we destroyed Shrewsbury and now for a second giant killing... bring it on!

Sky1981 · Feb 23, 2016

Scorpy said:
We won't win it, but I'd rather us avoid the utter humiliation of going out to fecking Midtjylland.

Prolonging the agony, at least we can hide between midgets gets lucky win against giant. Compared to dortmund humiliating english fallen giant

horsechoker · Feb 23, 2016

Sky1981 said:
Prolonging the agony, at least we can hide between midgets gets lucky win against giant. Compared to dortmund humiliating english fallen giant

Might be good for us to be humiliated by one of the stronger teams in the EL, hopefully it will be a slap in the face which will wake the board up.

SSSSnake · Feb 23, 2016

Did anyone see the clip of Midtjylland celebrating in the changing rooms? For that reason alone I hope we smash the smug faces off them.

Mibabalou · Feb 23, 2016

Anyone know when the pre match press conference is?

I hope DDG and BoJack are back for this.

Moonred · Feb 23, 2016

3-0. We'll get knocked out against a better side.

marukomu · Feb 23, 2016

Mibabalou said:
Anyone know when the pre match press conference is?

Before the match.

Von Mistelroum · Feb 23, 2016

ThierryHenry said:
But anyway, I hope you win 2-1.

Keep Louis at Manchester? (KLAM) if I was a rival supporter I'd be all over this. I'd cheer him on in basically any game that didn't affect my team just to keep him here! Sad thing is, he'll stay even if he loses, so you've nothing to worry about :/

ZupZup · Feb 23, 2016

SSSSnake said:
Did anyone see the clip of Midtjylland celebrating in the changing rooms? For that reason alone I hope we smash the smug faces off them.

I hope we batter them and then the whole United team upload a video of them doing the conga around the dressing room after the match!!!

Too much?

DWelbz19 · Feb 23, 2016

limerickcitykid said:
Just a few more injuries and El-Fitouri will be weaseling his way in there.

I actually half want it to happen.

The Firestarter · Feb 23, 2016

pauldyson1uk said:
FFS is the injury nightmare EVER going to end , any more injuries and we wont have 12 fit players.

I am not trying to say its again LVG's fault, but clearly something must be very wrong with the training methods if our players keep dropping like flies for a second year in a row.

Yeah, basically I said it is all LVG's fault.

pcaming · Feb 23, 2016

do we even have enough players to have a full bench for this game?

Wednesday at Stoke · Feb 23, 2016

SSSSnake said:
Did anyone see the clip of Midtjylland celebrating in the changing rooms? For that reason alone I hope we smash the smug faces off them.

The Danish being cnuts is not exactly a shocker to me.

Wednesday at Stoke · Feb 23, 2016

Lingard is injured too? feck it, lets bring Giggs back.

Sky1981 · Feb 23, 2016

SSSSnake said:
Did anyone see the clip of Midtjylland celebrating in the changing rooms? For that reason alone I hope we smash the smug faces off them.

We do that if we beat bayern at home. *wink

sunama · Feb 23, 2016

Nothing wrong with celebrating a famous win.
They felt they killed a giant (though maybe their players don't realise how bad we are - if they knew they'd probably have expected it).
I'm not sure who will go through to the next round. I the tie is balanced.
We'll win or draw, but not sure if it will be enough to go through.
Lets be honest guys, against European teams, we suck. I mean, really badly. Even when were in good form.

SSSSnake · Feb 23, 2016

sunama said:
Nothing wrong with celebrating a famous win.
They felt they killed a giant (though maybe their players don't realise how bad we are - if they knew they'd probably have expected it).
I'm not sure who will go through to the next round. I the tie is balanced.
We'll win or draw, but not sure if it will be enough to go through.
Lets be honest guys, against European teams, we suck. I mean, really badly. Even when were in good form.

Not complaining about them celebrating just hate seeing there smug faces.

Coops73 · Feb 23, 2016

I've gone for an optimistic 2-0 United victory but I have been tucking into the crack pipe, so my judgment may be a little clouded.

wiz4231 · Feb 23, 2016

Romero
Varela Smalling Blind Riley
Herrera Morgan
Pereira Mata Memphis
Martial

Subs : Carrick

suheilsworld · Feb 24, 2016

1530 BST today is the press conference

RedDevil@84 · Feb 24, 2016

Cant wait for the presser

Bwuk · Feb 24, 2016

Romero
Valera - Smalling - Blind - Riley
Carrick
Herrera - Morgan
Mata
Martial - Memphis

Assuming Lingard and Borthwick Jackson are out.

Crustanoid · Feb 24, 2016

An emphatic 1-0 victory to tide us over the inevitable defeats in our next few league games.

CM · Feb 24, 2016

BBC reported that Valencia and Rojo were both back in training but de Gea, Smalling and Borthwick-Jackson were all missing.

No reason was given for Smalling's absence so hopefully it isn't another injury.

ZupZup · Feb 24, 2016

Although I'm sure Thursday will be too soon for them... having Rojo and Valencia back in full training is a big boost.

Red_Beans · Feb 24, 2016

ZupZup said:
Although I'm sure Thursday will be too soon for them... having Rojo and Valencia back in full training is a big boost.

straight. Probably wont see them before the Watford game though

villain · Feb 24, 2016

So glad we're getting some players back, I've actually missed Valencia :nervous:

Turnip · Feb 24, 2016

Well following the usual cycle; we've hit a new low, then has a miraculous come-back and convincingly beat a team we should be convincingly beating to boost some confidence, so the next step is the average performance resulting in a narrow victory so it nearly appears like we've turned a corner.

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