Newcastle United 4:1 Manchester United

pascell · Apr 13, 2025

Absolutely shitting our pants at the back, pathetic to watch.

Even at 1-0 it's game over, we've absolutely nothing in attack.

United Hobbit · Apr 13, 2025

Good double save there Altay

Least the second he palmed to the side not back into danger

Nogho · Apr 13, 2025

So obvious most of the team doesn’t want an injury, the rest knows they will leave in the summer.

No reason for anyone.

Superunknown · Apr 13, 2025

If we're going to play the rest of the game in our own box, like we currently are, we are going to get absolutely smashed. We have to do something different now.

Mmm-Qatarian · Apr 13, 2025

Isak is frighteningly good.

Godfather · Apr 13, 2025

Yeah we are in for another hiding

Red Rash · Apr 13, 2025

Feels like our players can't control a ball today

LDUred · Apr 13, 2025

Gulf in class here. Newcastle swarming.

JBG · Apr 13, 2025

jamesjimmybyrondean said:
Lindelof you are fecking horrible

I instantly knew that we would struggle at the back with him there, hate that DeLigt is out, Maguire is at least a better backup, but now he must rest and play against Lyon. Instead of DeLigt resting for Lyon and Maguire playing now.

Litch · Apr 13, 2025

These lot are waiting for the next goal.....we are like statues

Wing Attack Plan R · Apr 13, 2025

We are getting slapped around here.

Withnail · Apr 13, 2025

FlawlessThaw said:
Beats me. I have not liked him since he signed for united

The sooner he's gone the better. Hopefully Heaven turns out to be as good as he looks and can stay fit.

kouroux · Apr 13, 2025

Bruno's passing is criminal

Bwuk · Apr 13, 2025

Ugarte has to come off at half time

mitchmouse · Apr 13, 2025

Zirkzee no better than hojilund

Woodzy · Apr 13, 2025

Just a lot better than us unfortunately.

lex talionis · Apr 13, 2025

Ball watching, lost the man...but credit to Is

Mmm-Qatarian said:
I feel as though I'm watching a different game to everyone else? People acting like we're getting steamrolled - we conceded because Isak's fecking world class basically, and have otherwise gone toe-to-toe with them in one of the toughest fixtures on the calendar this season.

People talking about the system but I guarantee you under Erik they'd have fecking walked through us.

We're getting steamrolled, mate.

Fortitude · Apr 13, 2025

Chicharo said:
We still desperately need a player who can pick up the ball in front of our penalty area and carry it into the opponent’s half or at least handle pressure effectively in those situations.

He’s on the bench.

jem · Apr 13, 2025

How many fecking times is Garnacho going to slip?

RopersReturn · Apr 13, 2025

We look tired.

Heinzesight · Apr 13, 2025

Thought we started alright despite the goal. Now though. Getting torn apart.

pcaming · Apr 13, 2025

We are so weak.

Mmm-Qatarian · Apr 13, 2025

Ugarte is having a mare.

FortunaUtd · Apr 13, 2025

Lucky it's still just one goal. Everyone slipping about the place.

Litch · Apr 13, 2025

It's like ice rink out there.....

Hester_manc · Apr 13, 2025

Ugarte is such a poor midfielder. No technique at all.

RedStarUnited · Apr 13, 2025

Garnacho is a passenger out there

Fortitude · Apr 13, 2025

Garnacho!

King Eric 7 · Apr 13, 2025

So pleased for Garna

Reynoldo · Apr 13, 2025

Ooohhhh class

JinnerJamie · Apr 13, 2025

Lovely goal

DavidDeSchmikes · Apr 13, 2025

GET IN

Dudu · Apr 13, 2025

Garnoooooo!!!

CloneMC16 · Apr 13, 2025

Garnacho finally bloody scored!

It's been 84 years...

FootyGirl88 · Apr 13, 2025

Chairman Steve · Apr 13, 2025

Great run Dalot. Made up for that slip earlier

The Firestarter · Apr 13, 2025

Please don't be offside!

moodyred · Apr 13, 2025

Nacho!!!!!

Rustyspider13 · Apr 13, 2025

GARNA!!!! Have that!

Hughes35 · Apr 13, 2025

First utd game I can ever remember where I didn't change plans to watch it. Sounds like I'm missing absolutely nothing. This team never fails to meet its incredibly low expectations

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