Newcastle United 2:1 Manchester United

The White Pele · Mar 4, 2026

Glad Burn is playing. I think he’s a bit of a weakness but maybe he’s there to combat Sesko’s height

Broad Street Bullies · Mar 4, 2026

Nyland said:
I can't even remember what I ate for breakfast. You suddenly remembered the exact date or two matches 30 and 31 years ago?

Is that one of those 'I googled something and then I remembered I remembered it' recollections?

Obviously not! You need to trust people once in a while. I can remember both games because I can tie them to events in my life. a) it was my nieces 1st birthday in 1995 and b) I was abroad in Scotland the year later.

HankHill · Mar 4, 2026

Todd said:
I am shocked that Shaw is in, but that's great news. Same with Maguire.

Shaw - World Cup year.

Maguire - Possibly a little of that too, but has always been a good pro and always wants to play.

Dempsey19 · Mar 4, 2026

The White Pele said:
Glad Burn is playing. I think he’s a bit of a weakness but maybe he’s there to combat Sesko’s height

Burn and Hall usually turn into world beaters against us if I remember correctly.

criticalanalysis · Mar 4, 2026

Bit worried about both of our flanks. Mazraoui and Yoro have got to get their spacing right when defending and in open spaces, whilst I dread to think of Shaw against Elanga with Cunha inverting into the middle. Hope I'm massively wrong.

FrankDrebin · Mar 4, 2026

Not got a good feeling about this game tonight tbh.

RedDevil [NC] · Mar 4, 2026

FrankDrebin said:
Not got a good feeling about this game tonight tbh.

I’m honestly a little surprised that Dalot is dropped, I think Mcquire and Maz are going to have trouble with newcastles pace on that side of the pitch. I know Dalot is horrible going forward but he’s has great closing speed and is a much better defender than the cafe gives him credit for. Hopefully I’m wrong.

Ekeke · Mar 4, 2026

Seeing some gloomy posts. Think this'll be a comfortable win with Sesko starting. 5 wins in 6 for us, 5 losses in 6 for them. No Bruno Guimares

Shark · Mar 4, 2026

Elanga the pace merchant guaranteed to score tonight.

BuzzKillington · Mar 4, 2026

Reality says we’re going to have to lose at some point, just please not tonight. A performance would be great, and may be due as we’ve not really had one since Arsenal. Been a lot of scraping by.

Dudu · Mar 4, 2026

Cmon lads!

Winrar · Mar 4, 2026

Shark said:
Elanga the pace merchant guaranteed to score tonight.

0 Prem goals this season so far... you just know he's gonna open his account today.

RopersReturn · Mar 4, 2026

Damn, Popes been dropped. Was really hoping he’d be in goal as he’s utterly useless.

Hoof the ball · Mar 4, 2026

Oh god.

Local hero.

Drainy · Mar 4, 2026

Gonna be brutal if we lose to these wankers

No Idea For Nickname · Mar 4, 2026

Come on, win, win, win!!!
Pretty please!

dannyrhinos89 · Mar 4, 2026

No bruno G is good for us but this will be tough these geordie fools will be up for this.

George Owen · Mar 4, 2026

Let's fecking goooo!!! come on boys, go get those 3 points.

Faetheshire86 · Mar 4, 2026

I don't like the pile on at times, but Dalot absolutely doesn't deserve to start. Glad that we are going off form and not just rep

Hughie77 · Mar 4, 2026

Can't start slow tonight..

Bright_Eyes · Mar 4, 2026

Yoro and Maz need to be on point today, the rest of our defence is pretty slow!

JPRouve · Mar 4, 2026

I wonder if Carrick supports Newcastle.

Drainy · Mar 4, 2026

JPRouve said:
I wonder if Carrick supports Newcastle.

Yes, there's a video of him as a kid saying so, but that Newcastle didn't accept him into the academy

No Idea For Nickname · Mar 4, 2026

JPRouve said:
I wonder if Carrick supports Newcastle.

He said he was a fan when he was a kid, and his family has NUFC season tickets

2 man midfield · Mar 4, 2026

23 points from 9 games? Surely that isn't right

PoTMS · Mar 4, 2026

JPRouve said:
I wonder if Carrick supports Newcastle.

Martial'sEmergingSmile · Mar 4, 2026

Do we take sedatives pre match?

calodo2003 · Mar 4, 2026

Awkward is right.

Bojan11 · Mar 4, 2026

Not liking this start.

Wrecking ralf · Mar 4, 2026

HankHill said:
Shaw - World Cup year.

Imagine if his usual injury record resumed after the World Cup. Played every game almost hasn't he?

Drainy · Mar 4, 2026

All over us. As expected

dwd · Mar 4, 2026

Up for their cup final again

pascell · Mar 4, 2026

Yoro is fecking clueless

PoTMS · Mar 4, 2026

Newcastle hit the post.

Who's Kissing Cameras? · Mar 4, 2026

fecking hate these shit game raising cnuts.

DJ_21 · Mar 4, 2026

We need to wake up

Shark · Mar 4, 2026

Game raising cnuts.

saik · Mar 4, 2026

Another game where we start half awake.

Wing Attack Plan R · Mar 4, 2026

More ball-watching going on here than @hellhunter on a beach day.

Dudu · Mar 4, 2026

Fortunate that didnt go in, but that would have been an absolute fluke of a goal.

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