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In terms of doing their research, Nardwuar has to be up there. If you can stick his whole act, that is.

He should’ve just said “Cheers Geoff” and walked off

Geoff Shreeves

Of course you have a chance, a pretty good one if you ask me. I know the two clubs recent form are very different but it’s a one off game, and a chance for you guys to win your first ever FA cup. Chelsea can definitely be got at, even West Brom...

We’ve actually never had much luck with players like him. Mata, Kagawa, those kind of cute number 10s who worked so well in other teams systems and look out of place at United. That’s why I was so pleasantly surprised when Bruno worked out.

Oh my bad, I thought the club was deliberating over a new contract.

I’ve never been overly impressed when I’ve seen him, but that’s mainly in Europe. I do find it slightly worrying that you’d let him go at a time when Ramos is also on the way out.

To be fair probably the same amount that say we shouldn’t be accepting their cast-offs after the likes of Di Maria. Personally I don’t have an issue with that anymore, since we’re not in their league over the past few years and needs must. If Ole...

I think we had earmarked him in case Pogba left, signed him because he was cheaper than Grealish and Ajax weren’t going all Dortmund on us, then found out Sancho in/Pogba out wasn’t going to happen. I think the Sancho deal hinged on Pogba freeing...

Lindelof, mainly because it keeps him out of defence

This is an issue I have. We could put Baresi back there, but without the right coaching he’ll end up looking like a muppet as well.

Have to say I had my heart set on a no nonsense bruiser who can win a fecking header for once. Not so keen on basically a slightly better Lindelof, and I’ve always thought Varane was a bit overrated anyway. Chelsea gave him a hard time the other...

I keep thinking he’s clearly nervous and will improve once the nerves fade. Stuff like rushing out of his goal the other day, the goals last night etc all point to just a bad case of nerves. The question is, will they fade? Ben Foster had 9...

I’d like to apologise to Fred. For absolutely nothing.

It’s your opinion and that’s fine. Not a question of facts though, it’s purely subjective. You could say you prefer Titus Bramble, and you wouldn’t be wrong.