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I don't know. He's usually such a charisma vacuum wet lettuce that it's almost refreshing to see him show some personality. Even if it is in service of defending the indefensible.

I wouldn't. He'd be my favourite Liverpool or City player, because he's absolute shite and would be making them worse. The 'being a gigantic bellend' stuff would grate less if he was a good player. Sadly, he's more El Hadji Diouf than Sergio Ramos.

Thank goodness we have a man of your great intellect and footballing knowledge around to steer us away from the idea of appointing Al Pacino, Joe Kinnear or God. Those posters should and no doubt will be embarrassed.

People are still peddling this fiction that last season was all sunshine and roses. Things collapsed after the Sainsbury's Own Brand Energy Drink Cup final. The last third of last season was miserable viewing. Do people not remember Wout...

Would any mid-table club swap their manager for Ten Hag? Bournemouth certainly wouldn't.

Hard not to be pleased with a point after that first half. Hopefully all those missed chances will come back to haunt Liverpool in the title race.

He dismissed this as being important after the game last night, incidentally. It's not just that he doesn't know how to fix it - he apparently genuinely doesn't believe that teams peppering the goal with shots is a problem in the first place...

If only. "Stars" like Fernandes and Rashford demanding to leave in the summer is a dream too good to be true.

Congratulations to Chelsea on winning the tallest dwarf contest. Two poor teams that can't defend, but it made for an entertaining game at least.

Ole was knocked out of the highly prestigious fizzy pop cup by City two of the three times his sides competed in it.

I know there are some bad stats, but it just felt like another game under Ten Hag to me. Dull, clueless, disjointed football and half the players on the pitch looking completely unmotivated and disinterested. It's become the norm under this...

His work rate and energy are incredible. Still busting a gut over two hours in. Quickly becoming my favourite player in the current squad.

It was indeed time to move on from Dave. Probably should have bought someone who was better though, rather than another mediocre keeper. Which is what Onana is. That said, I don't think he did anything wrong for either goal today.

Collapsing at the first sign of adversity is what these players do best.

It's not like he was dominating Serie A either. He was an average player for a mid-table side. That seems to be all it takes to be a United transfer target these days. None of the top clubs in Italy moved for him during his four seasons playing...