Recent content by Captain Paris

Houston, we got a problem and his name is Bruno Fernandes. This is not a reaction to just the City game. This has been boiling ever since last season. The main issue with Bruno is that just that he's not that good. His shooting has been awful ever since Ole left, the passing makes my eyes...

I've had enough of him. I already know that when he manages to statpad, his supporters will be back in fullforce but he is one of our biggest problems and that contract extension looks dumber every passing minutes. First, he only has 2 modes when he plays : Killer ball or back pass. Which is...

I havent commented in a while but we need to talk about Sancho. First of, shout out to the recruitment team for chasing a right winger for 3 years to play him on the left. Stellar job, guys. Second point, because we want him to do well, some goes to extreme lenghts to justify his...

The first thing that comes to me whenever I see his name pop up is that the multiple briefs from the club worked. Since this "Brexit FC" strategy came out, people are looking for any in form English players no matter where they play. Grealish best position is LW currently. Rashford is our best...

I try to stay away from transfer talks outside the transfer window but for once I would like to try conclude business before the summer. Do like Bayern with Lucas Hernandez or Dortmund with Haland. Let's try to do our business before August to get players available for preseason. Anyway I would...

Odd time to post in this thread considering he's been out for weeks but at least there won't be any hot takes, I have this question : Do people really see McTominay as a starter in the long term ? Considering the options we could potentially field in midfield, I think he should be fifth in the...

I'm sorry but I totally disagree with this POV. Why should we lower our standards ? Why should we accept mediocrity because it might hurt the feelings of the players ? I think this is why we fallen so much. No one wants to be held accountable in this club. Everybody should be on Maguire's back...

That's enough for me. The clearance or (rather lack of clearance) for the Firmino goal was the tipping point. He needs to go the bench. First I'll give him credit where it's due. He's never injured compared to the rest of our fragile squad, he almost never misses games and that's it. I can't...

I would give a lot a money to be able to watch one training session of the first team. There is something fundamentally wrong about the way we approach games. It was the same against Astana despite the kids playing. I understand the excuses (valid or not) made to defend Ole but there is no...

Whether you think Ole has been given enough support by the board or not is irrelevant to what's happening on the pitch. I often read that that the quality of football is better thant under Jose which is false. Th way we play is so uninspired, we lack everything going forward. I don't want to go...

I try not to blame him because he shouldn't be in this position. To be a starter for Manchester United, that's not his level. But it's getting really hard to understand how he keeps getting picked. You can't play in the number 10 role and be as technically limited. Because make no mistake about...

Now that preseason is over and our summer window also, it's time to give a first assessement of Ole's work. First of all the positive(s) : - Fitness level : The players really look better than last year. It should be a prerequisite but still, I am satisfied to see our players still running...

After 24 hours, I've come to this conclusion : Our players don't like the football. They are scared of it or they don't love it enough to make the effort to make themselves available to get it. The first category, we have Smalling, Jones, Mata or Lingard and in the second, we have Martial...

"Donkey looking" ?? What do you mean by that ? I'm honestly asking.

Where to start with Lukaku ? First, he's low on confidence, that's evident. Nonetheless my main problem with him is his movement (lack of?). A lot of people say that he gets no service. This is not true, to get service, you need to move to be able to get the ball. He is way too static to be...