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I'm going to need a second monitor to see this Google Sheet if they come up with any more Directors.

What does a Performance Director do? Would they be in charge of all the analysts and data guys?

I don't think so. There were reports we were interested in Jewell before he went to Chelsea, but with Berrada, Ashworth and Wilcox, perhaps they think they have that side of things well enough covered.

Just kidding! You were too quick for my edit - back when I made this it looked like he was on his way in for that role!

What are you talking about?

I had a go at this a while back, but I reckon this is more accurate now with Fletcher staying on and a more fitting description of his actual role. Finally beginning to look like a football club with some direction.

I think it's supposed to be white smoke, like when they announce a new Pope.

This is stupid. The last 10-20 years has ruined the FA Cup while for some reason, improving the status of the League Cup. So instead of having one great cup comp and one nothing one, we now have two mediocre comps. If I was in charge, I'd make...

Dublin saved. Thanks Atlantans.

This deserves more love. Excellent work :lol:

Yeah that’s spot on really. I’d probably go Milan, Liverpool and then Juve in that tier 3 order but otherwise that’s the list.

I can count on one hand, the number of times this season I’ve finished watching a game where I thought we were truly the better side on the pitch. By that metric, we can’t really have too many complaints about any position in the top ten. It’s...

Let them leave. Talent without application and effort is worthless. Lads didn't want to run for Van Gaal, didn't like getting criticised by Jose, don't like being held accountable by Ten Hag. The same fellas would've been whinging under Pep -...

We need to stop signing off on loan deals with options to buy. We either loan players out because we want them to get minutes and develop, or we loan them to get their wage off the books when we're unable to sell. A mandatory future fee is ok as...