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It's the only way the caf knows how to acknowledge a world class player - have a wet dream about their future hypothetical transfers.

Hoping for Real Madrid's downfall is always funny.

Oh, it will, Franco's spawn, it will.

I'm just glad I'm young enough (just about) to see Real Madrid FC crash and burn into nothingness in my lifetime.

Hey, Theo got a 100+ goals like that for us. In all seriousness, Mudyrk's best day is probably Theo's worst. And Walcott was an IMMENSELY frustrating, limited player.

Genuinely forgot he was on the pitch until the crowd cheered him off. Poor guy, he's become a pantomime act.

Magical player, up there with the best we've had in the recent past. Has the quality of a Santi in tight spaces and the eye for a pass like Mesut and Bergkamp did. Can still go missing sometimes but hopefully those sort of games can start...

Truly excellent how every word of that post is nonsense.

He's obviously the most influential in our era - not sure about the greatest tag.

Very random. Any reason you picked this out before the legions of incredibly hare-brained Arsenal content you seem to be perusing on the internet>

Wild guess which one we'll brainfart our way through...

I hope he turns out to be immortal and does a proper heel turn into the galaxy's greatest villain.

Saw him and didn't bother googling later, but that's the kid from Rockn Rolla right? EDIT - Googled. Yes it is. He had a less punchable face earlier. Bit like Zach Braff in progressively becoming more punchable.

Why are people talking about Ryan Gosling and Christian fecking Bale in this thread.

Deserves the Ballon D'or just for pissing the whole of France off.