Recent content by Dong Fangzhuo

Casemiro, Lindelöf and Onana, please report behind the shed

Darling Nuland

Sign him up

Hopefully he sucks and pulls a Winston Bogarde on them for 7.5 years.

Contract runs till 2025

Emissaries in Madrid? The return of the three amigos?

Going two games into the season with glaring holes in the team, a team that's arguably weaker than the one responsible for last season's shitshow, is what's incompetent. Whatever happens in the last couple of weeks of the window is just a byproduct of that incompetence, whether it's signing warm...

McT is genuinely worse than my namesake at this point.

Nope. Just nope.

We're not looking to sell Laird as far as I know, we're looking to get him some first team experience. Sending him to a team that's constantly changing managers doesn't seem like the best way to ensure that. We already had Garner going there and losing his place as soon as they inevitably sacked...

Why are we loaning players to watford ffs, they'll be on their third manager by christmas.

No scouting needed, they just found the folder marked '800 right backs' on Bout's old laptop.

Ah yeah ok, makes sense.

Where do you get 'little to no outlay' from? He has 3 years left on his deal and their main RB is out for months, why would they sell cheap?

Plus another 60m for Raphinha