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  • Do know you swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in the Army, I'll bet you couldn't pour p!ss out of a boot with instructions printed on the heel.

    You are a canker. I would rather kiss a trial lawyer than be seen with you. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

    You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you.

    Begone and never pollute our ether with your presence again!
    Nowhere special really...just something I came up with when I finally decided to register.
    Oh dear no. That guy just happened to play a role in which the main character had the name of Doogie House. Fortunately not many people know this.
    Why thank you Doogie, is your name perhaps related to Neil Patrick Harris?
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