Recent content by El Jefe

  1. Manchester United vs Sheffield United

    Apologists unite. Please tell us how Onana could do nothing about that.
  2. Marcus Rashford | 2023/24 Performances

    Last season he over performed and this season he’s underperformed. His true form is somewhere in between and that’s as a player who starts when in form and rotates when not. Problem is his status and wages in the team is way higher than anything he can produce on the pitch. Get rid.
  3. Jude Bellingham | Real Madrid player

    Loftus Cheek with good PR.
  4. André Onana | 2023/24 Performances

    In any other good team he’d be a priority replacement position but we are so shite that he’s probably number 7 on the list of positions going into next season. In my opinion he’s like our version of Ramsdale or Mignolet. Passable but you should have better if you want to be a top side.
  5. Michael Olise

    I didn’t say they were the same player, I said I get Sancho vibes from him. To specify, they are both players who play out wide, have a low motor, average pace and prefer the ball into feet as they are wide playmakers rather than forwards. Off the ball, Olise doesn’t seem terrible but will be...
  6. Michael Olise

    He gives me Sancho vibes. It’s just so hard for me not to see the similarities both on and off the ball.
  7. Premier League Gameweek 33

    @Rozay must be loving this Eze performance so far.
  8. The number 1 attribute we need in a new manager

    Having a style of play that forces other teams to adjust to us. The best teams have a set way of playing and use it for pretty much the whole season. When you need to continuously adapt your tactics when playing similar or better teams it pretty much gives in that you’re the inferior team. I...
  9. Are Bruno and Rashford a problem?

    I don’t like Bruno at all but even I have to admit that we need to separate them. Grouping Bruno with Rashford is extremely disrespectful to Bruno. I still agree with the overall thread but Rashford is much much worse.
  10. Casemiro | 2023/24 Performances

    In the first half he looked like an old dog that needed to be put down. He must have been instructed in the second half to hold his position in front of the back four because all of a sudden he looked a lot better and we didnt look as open. Not sure why it's taken ETH so long to make that...
  11. Bournemouth vs Manchester United

    We thought conceding 20 shots a game was bad but we’ve stepped it up to 25. Should be 30 a game by the end of the season.
  12. Prime Bale or Prime Salah?

    I honestly believe that it’s easily Bale but it’s hard to prove for different reasons. Salah is more consistent and has been with the same club. Bale across 2012-2014 was absolutely devastating but because he played for a very defensive Spurs team one year then the next was alongside Ronaldo...
  13. Amadou Onana

    We don't care for your opinion anymore, mate from Uni has replaced you, sorry.
  14. Champions League — quarter-finals and semi-finals draw

    Saka is a diving cnut.
  15. Champions League — quarter-finals and semi-finals draw

    UEFA need to can’t have knockout times at the same time going forward. This is dreadful to keep up with so much Fomo with each game.