Recent content by EliotTheRed

Nailed it!

We are so crap when we have the ball. Just forget what to do with it.

Did it bounce off his head?

I meant the stereotypical ‘knock it long and hope the big fella gets on it’ type of play. But granted Everton are on a decent little run, maybe I did them a disservice. Either way, the more he plays for us the worse it seems to get.

Exactly. He’d be great for Sean Dyche mind you.

True!

He offers absolutely nothing in terms of ball retention.

Antony for me. He’s actually a defensive midfielder playing on the wing surely? Defends ok and plays off simple passes to his teammates, that’s what a defensive midfielder does right. Seeing as he offers nothing going forward.

A week left in this year, and our two first choice centre forwards have not scored a goal between them - Wout and now Hojlund. Absolute joke

Imagine the scenes when Jordan Henderson is announced as an ambassador

Star League, Gold League…..it’s all a bit Mario Kart isn’t it?

How many times does Captain Scott want to chest it down then pass it back to them?

Square peg in a round hole switching him to left back. Literally begging him to cross the ball towards the end but just dallied on it for far too long.

Only switched on for the last 25 minutes or so, saying now I’d tuned in we’d probably concede and did 5 minutes later. He was completely anonymous during the time I watched, only realised he was on the pitch when one of the commentators said we could aim for him on one of those crosses that...

Christ, Evans looked miles off it