Recent content by luck&neat

Pacino wanted to get to the afterparty before all the good beer was gone.

Only been half-watching in fairness, but every time I look up at the Arsenal game there's a Porto player rolling about on the floor like he's been assaulted. Looks like a real shitfest of a game.

Having to watch with the sound off. These 2 are fecking painful. Their goal was 100% twatted with a hope and a prayer and went in due to the big deflection of Martinez, but apparently was "A goal of the season" and the "best version of that type of goal scored this year". Less said about Murphy...

Obligatory Mctominay sub. Maybe to sub a non existent player on for another non existent player in Eriksen. Oh yeah, there we go. Great stuff

He's been excellent today. Been providing through balls, crosses and cut backs. Actual winger things. Seems almost alien watching it. Now where's the Chris Wood thread...

Why did we sub Martial on for Hojland? Even if Hojland is knackered, even if he had two broken legs, he'd offer more. I can't stand watching him. He just walks about everywhere. He doesn't close down, he doesn't make runs for his fellow attackers. He's a drain on the team.

That goal was really scrappy, but I loved it. Not because it was the winner but because it came from our players pressuring their defence and getting in the way. Actually made it hard for them. Great finish from Bruno as well, who needed that.

AWB been motm. He's been solid. Says it all

Why isn't there an option to turn the commentary off and just have the ground audio? Jenas is a fecking weapon. Just talks absolute shite. He's not shut up about United for the entire half. I get it, we're shit, but he's just making things up and doesn't stop talking. He adds absolutely zero...

Absolutely fuming about that pen. It's hard not to go full RAWK with conspiracy theories and City's supposed brown envelopes when decisions are given like that. Shirt-pulling goes on in literally EVERY penalty area when balls are swung in like that. Hardly ever, ever gets pulled up as a penalty...

I think as others have said, Rashford and Bruno need time out of the team. Although it was against a weakened Palace team in the cup, we played some good stuff without them. Personally I'd like to see Mount play INSTEAD of Bruno, not alongside him. Onana is a tricky one. If this was further...

Cracking finish by Bruno. Evans motm so far. Unlucky not to have a G & A at half time. Says a lot about the rest of the starting XI though. Can we please sub Mctominay at half time. Would happily swap him for a training cone

Generally jog around 2 yards behind Bayern players off the ball, then fall over/lose the ball every time he received it. He was abysmal. Yet again.

Wouldn't blame him if he walked at this point. Like trying to herd cats. I can't think of a manager that could untangle our mess currently. Not the greatest decision-making today, but the performance was on the players out there. Our midfield continues to be atrocious. The fact Brighton was...

We haven't had a properly passable midfield since 2010 when we had Carrick, Hargreaves and Scholes. It feels like we decided to let everyone play catch up by just playing without one since then.