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His United career should have been over the moment he pulled that sickie so he could go out boozing in Dublin. As a famous poet once said ‘on my mothers life he’s playing against us’.

It’s because his technique & first touch is really poor. He’s very much like Lukaku in that respect. His strengths are that he’s fast, relatively two footed, works hard & has a powerful shot. That’s about it at the moment. For me the worrying thing is touch & technique can’t really be improved...

So Eriks now reached Jose levels of shitting on the clubs history in order to big himself up? Fantastic. The only thing he had left going for himself was that he was at the very least, a likeable guy.

It’s Coventry City ffs. Harry showed how a Manchester United player should conduct themselves. Mocking a championship club after beating them on penalties is just a new low that we have now reached.

Erik doesn’t think it is.

He must have the lowest pain threshold of any professional athlete of all time.The amount of times a game he goes down as if he’s suffered a career threatening injury, laying there holding his face only to cut to a reply and he’s barely been touched. It’s just embarrassing.

Used to love the kid. Absolutely sick of the sight of him now. He needs to leave. His attitude is even worse than his performances.

Playing him at left back is genuinely hilarious. The guy barely resembles a footballer on the right. Another ETH masterclass.

One of the very few likeable players who comes away with any credit this season that we have.

Has he been sacked yet?

He’s a detestable human being and a fecking awful footballer to boot.

He really is a horrible little cnut. One of the most unlikeable players we’ve ever had. Dropped a genuine 0/10 performance today too. I will celebrate the day he leaves the club as much as I would a trophy.

For coasting his way through the season with absolutely no effort while picking up £350k a week? Yeah I can blame him. He’s everything that’s wrong with the post SAF era.

Ellis Simms looked twice the player. £70 million was daylight robbery.

18 shots conceded against 8th placed Championship side Coventry City. But conceding shots isn’t an issue according to Erik :wenger: