Recent content by noodlehair

  1. Television Tho Prop Grops Throps

    Was this part of that storyline where Bossman tricked Al Snow into eating his own pet dog? Whole thing was a bit messed up, and also quite pointless for a throw away lower card match that no one gave a feck about.
  2. Are Bruno and Rashford a problem?

    This thread is like watching a never ending motorway pile up, where every time you think the traffic has slowed and its become obvious enough to end, people just carry on crashing into it anyway
  3. Post match vs Sheffield United

    Game had a very end of season/who gives a shite feel to it. Which would be ok I guess but all of our games seem to have that kind of feel to them, just this one had the added bonus of being against one of the worst teams ever. Seemed like every time we tried a hopeful ball over the top, even if...
  4. The shocking decline of Trent Alexander Arnold

    Yeah true. Part of why I always find it stupid when people use him as a stick to beat AWB with, and bang on about how being a fullback isn't about defending anymore. It sure isn't....until you play in a team where you have to do defending if you're a fullback, which is most teams.
  5. The shocking decline of Trent Alexander Arnold

    He's always been an awful defender. It's just that now his team actually has to defend. I also think he's gotten worse going forwards and generally since the media went into overhype about his long ball/crossing ability and he decided to listen to them. Like a poundshop full back version of...
  6. Humility

    noun the state or quality of being humid. a quantity representing the amount of water vapour in the atmosphere or in a gas. plural noun: humidities "the temperature is seventy-seven, the humidity in the low thirties" atmospheric moisture. "the humidity should be supplied by regularly spraying...
  7. Where has this dearth of top quality managers come from, and how long will it last?

    Its a combination of things: 1) managers not any worse than they have been in the past. If anything they are tactically much better equipped 2) Insanely high standards. OGS can't get a job because he only finished 2nd behind a team with vastly superior resources. Many top teams sack managers...
  8. Tom Cleverley named manager of Watford on permanent basis

    It's about time they sacked him. I don't mean because he deserves it. It's just literally about the time they would. It's been over an hour
  9. From ranked number 1 teenage footballer in the world to nothing. The story of Sadick Adams

    Video too long. What's happened to him? Has he announced he's signing for Manchester United?
  10. Chelsea 2023/24 season thread.

    There are only a very limited number of players left in the world who haven't already signed for Chelsea
  11. Machester United is like Disney Land

    Genuinely don't know if he's being serious or not. My favourite bit about the racist doll that definitely didn't deliberately resemble Bastian Schweinsteiger, is that they also called it "Bastian"
  12. Arsenal 2023/24 - Have bottled the Champions League and are Bottling the League

    Definitely not looking very bottly. Just (probably) not quite good enough to topple City. Never thought I'd actually sort of want an Arsenal team to win something but of they did do it hard to argue it wouldn't be deserved.
  13. Film Zack Snyder's REBEL MOON

    It's because comments like this make me want to watch it In that it must be so bad it'll be entertaining to see how bad it is. Except of course somehow both this quote will be correct and it won't be entertainingly bad at all.
  14. Neal Maupay you are a cheat, you are a disgrace, (you're a Brentford loan player) - Professional WUM/wumming over winning

    What if he only cupped one ear? would this be only half as shocking, or doubly as shocking because he hasn't even correctly mastered the ear cupping technique? I wasn't aware there was ear cupping etiquette. Tevez used to do it to his own fans cheering him when he scored, and that's the only...
  15. New ticketing system

    Thought it'd be something logical like an apology for the poor performance being automatically printed on the back of the ticket, or tickets to watch the other team play being automatically issued to the United starting line up.