Recent content by OutOfTowner

Only if someone held him down and wrote all over him in felt tip pen.

Somewhere between these two lies the real truth.

Mustn't talk back to Klopp. He's football royalty you know. Take your telling off in good grace and try to be better next time.

Hey guys, I don't think anyone has mentioned how shit these two make us look. It's something I've noticed myself but I don't think anyone has brought it up yet. Repeatedly.

I swear this could pass as an alt for @rimaldo if I was sure it was a pisstake.

"Most people rejected his message. They hated him because he spoke the truth." - Ted Cruz (probably)

Oh believe me, I'm giving her a standing ovation.

Say what you want about her policies but her brand of brutal fatalism made the inevitable crushing disappointment of everyday life a little easier to bear. After all how can you be crushed with disappointment when you've no hope to speak of? Genius approach quite frankly. Plus she had a...

Niall's in league with the Russians, I always knew it. Taking handy kickbacks in brown envelopes. Viva la revolucione!

I blame Labour. Thatcher would never allow this to happen, right @rimaldo?

Living up to your tagline and I absolutely approve.

Sean O'Driscoll on loan to Bournemouth in 2000 and Regi Van Acker on loan to Royal Antwerp in 2001.

Of all the feckin things I've read today, having to read this is something else. Likeable? Are you having a laugh?

Jason Berk more like, the dopey twat.

Devastating really. Just a fallen ball away from doing the unthinkable in Paris. Unfortunately there's no directive in the rules to stop or restart the clock even if it falls off the tee. It's a pity that's what ultimately decided the outcome.