I’d invite the glazers in to roll in a massive pile of cash soaked in supporters tears. Then when they arrive I’d have security tie them down, put lit matches under their finger and toe nails while a procession of Utd supporters take it in turns...
“Best most classy amazing well behaved loved by everyone fans in the world” etc etc. according to them. slum dwelling rat eating sister shagging skip licking scum according to everyone else.