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This thread was amusing
Highly
I got excited when I saw the thread title this morning and then it dawned on me what I was about to view (again) and I have to admit, a smile came across my face.
Had a read of the first few pages again and I still cannot for a minute fathom what on earth the OP was trying to suggest or put across.
Without wanting to add another ten pages to this thread, I am hoping for a clear and concise explanation as to what the feck he actually meant!!!
Had a read of the first few pages again and I still cannot for a minute fathom what on earth the OP was trying to suggest or put across.
Without wanting to add another ten pages to this thread, I am hoping for a clear and concise explanation as to what the feck he actually meant!!!
Oh god how did I miss this thread?
God dammit, bumping this fecking thread. It was hilarious though
Definitely bump worthy. It's Interweb gold.
You guys are funny fecks!
Best part of that post. Ah this thread reminds me of what humans are capable of achieving if we put our minds to it. And also what we can lose. A valuable lesson, delivered by a master.
feck sakeThis thread will never get old.
"Studies show that up to 50% of the success for club is won on the drawing board of economists."
I love the diagram in the OP
I've always seen that graph and wondered "what the feck is that", now I know.My instantaneous reaction to the OP
The dumbest thing said on this website. Ever.
In his diagram, what are the red sections? The ones that are meant to be "benefit for the fan"
The unified path for fans and partner(s) I would assume.
Glad to know I'm a High Performance Fan.
You have high standards, VII. I'm glad I simply managed to witness such an eloquent diagram...thingy. 
this thread really deserve to be a classic!
Yes but around each box there are colours depending on whether its a box for Club, Fan or Partner. Only I dont see any red. Or maybe I see some red, but its in a stupid place, and there is also some purple/red
Here, I've tried to make his colours clearer. Rather sloppily.
So the benefit to the fan is that we get "fan points", we get a bigger fan base, and then it comes back to us somehow
He actually got this diagram pretty spot on, there is no benefit to the fan.
I've read all this again....and it's still as funny as the first time.
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honest question...did anybody read the op? i mean the whole thing?
Yes.
And a magnificent bump. I needed cheering up before work and this has done the trick!!
And a magnificent bump. I needed cheering up before work and this has done the trick!!
This will never get old
Just before I die I want to have flashbacks of the OP.
feck yes! Thread of the decade is back.
Here, I've tried to make his colours clearer. Rather sloppily.
So the benefit to the fan is that we get "fan points", we get a bigger fan base, and then it comes back to us somehow
He actually got this diagram pretty spot on, there is no benefit to the fan.
How has this evaded the classics?
Now that the dust has settled and the academic community that had been so shaken has returned to a sense of normality, it is time to return to this incredible issue. Seldom few have ever produced a piece of work which not only stands the test of time, but also indeed, any test ever conceived by man.
Pregnancy, HIV, Lactose Intolerant, Building Stress Tests, NCAP 5-Star Standard Tests, you name it - any test at all, this simple, yet masterful academic piece will pass them. Nay, go straight through them and the heart of any examiner standing before it. Like a hollow point bullet to the chest. It will kill you. Mentally. Physically. Sexually.
No person, alien, Tupac hologram or even it's own creator will ever understand what we have here. All we know is this, Brian Cox took one look and decided he would become a landscape Gardner. Stephen Hawking's spent several months working tirelessly on this work and eventually, perhaps unsurprisingly, stood up and walked the feck out of his room.
Congratulations.
Pregnancy, HIV, Lactose Intolerant, Building Stress Tests, NCAP 5-Star Standard Tests, you name it - any test at all, this simple, yet masterful academic piece will pass them. Nay, go straight through them and the heart of any examiner standing before it. Like a hollow point bullet to the chest. It will kill you. Mentally. Physically. Sexually.
No person, alien, Tupac hologram or even it's own creator will ever understand what we have here. All we know is this, Brian Cox took one look and decided he would become a landscape Gardner. Stephen Hawking's spent several months working tirelessly on this work and eventually, perhaps unsurprisingly, stood up and walked the feck out of his room.
Congratulations.
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I'm ready to give this a second chance.