Don't worry it will happen. Like an elephant in a tree, no one knows how they got up there but we all know how it'll end up.
RAWK Goes Into Meltdown 2016-17 Edition
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik and Imran hold a long overdue conversation about United's awful league form with 1 win in 7. They discuss a disappointing draw at Bournemouth, a not so disappointing draw against Liverpool and a crushing defeat at Chelsea - Is time nearly over for Erik Ten Hag?
Then in a special second half of the pod, Nik welcomes Natalie ( https://twitter.com/natalie_17) to discuss the fortunes of Manchester United Women as they booked a place in the FA Cup Final after a historic first ever win vs. Chelsea.
I find it even more funny that even in their most prominent patch of form, and our worst, they couldn't manage a single goal against us at home. Embarassing.
MPs call for investigation of wit avoidance in Andy@Allerton's recent Mourinho thread titles:
corner turned, and some kind of bus reference. Repeat x100
we normally wheel this out around Xmas
In the Liverpool grotto...
Father Christmas "Hello Little Rawk-person, what is it that you would like for a Christmas present this year?"
Little R "I would like a small pet Dragon that breathes fire & lives in a shoebox in my wardrobe''
Father Christmas "We are very busy & that's really a bit too difficult I'm afraid, we can't magick Dragons up out of thin air just like that, how about something a bit easier for us to organise"
Little R "Can you arrange for Liverpool to win the League?"
Father Christmas "Tell me a bit more about the Dragon...''
In the Liverpool grotto...
Father Christmas "Hello Little Rawk-person, what is it that you would like for a Christmas present this year?"
Little R "I would like a small pet Dragon that breathes fire & lives in a shoebox in my wardrobe''
Father Christmas "We are very busy & that's really a bit too difficult I'm afraid, we can't magick Dragons up out of thin air just like that, how about something a bit easier for us to organise"
Little R "Can you arrange for Liverpool to win the League?"
Father Christmas "Tell me a bit more about the Dragon...''
Bournemouth 4 Liverpool 3
Popcorn at the ready.
Oh such beautiful stuff! I am going to enjoy this meltdown so much, especially if we scalp Everton today as well!
Quick to the RAWK Mobile!!!
RAWK MATCHDAY COMMENTARY:
Just marking this for later.
Have they booked the open top bus & have they finished editing the DVD (How we lost the title by the Sea, like they slipped up at the palace)
4-3
Speaking from experience?
November is over! 
Why is this thread quiet? Start bringing out the good stuff you miserable muppets.
Youse drew.
Peter the Red remains magnificently defiant, anyway.
If we held on, this thread would have been beautiful tonight.
So little about their loss, and nothing about Rojo?
Keep the quotes coming lads, what else do we pay you to spy for?
Keep the quotes coming lads, what else do we pay you to spy for?
Went over to see what they are saying about Karius........... thread locked.
Just saw the goals highlight from their game, was sure it was Mignolet in goal.
Karius is learning fast from their gk trainer.
some serious deleting gone on as well by the looks,
Liverpool 1 West Ham 1
Mignolet is better than Gashius.
Not from RAWK but off the Liverpool reddit forum.
"Liverpool FC - The only top ten club in the world where almost any club regardless of form can snatch points."
I guess they're probably the only "top 10 club in the world" not to win the league in 3 decades too.
"Liverpool FC - The only top ten club in the world where almost any club regardless of form can snatch points."
I guess they're probably the only "top 10 club in the world" not to win the league in 3 decades too.
Defending their goalkeeper....
well he is the german national goalkeeper...oh wait
Man this made me laugh, thank you
Matip thread:
I love how Rawk always finds a player who they hype up so much. You could read word to word the same things about Sakho this time last year, funny how that turned out.
Some of the comments are over the top but Sakho and Matip aren't similar at all. Matip's a much more composed defender than Sakho (and I actually think Sakho is a decent defender on his day).
Remember when Sakho was the best defender in the league?
Matip is decent/good, not the ghost of Franco Baresi like RAWK would have you believe though.
Surely no one actually said that?
RAWK at its finest. I understand that RAWK doesn't represent the fan base though.
I still remember his performance at Watford last year. He always had a few of those performances where he looked like he couldn't even stand on his own two feet. I suppose it doesn't matter if you're over rating a player on the internet though. It's not like anyone's ever going to know who you are.
Their Mourinho thread is already 200 pages long.
