The let’s all laugh at...WTF thread 18/19

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Ref scores a goal and it stands. Wonder who went on the score sheet?
It doesn’t happen often, but it should stand, the rules are very clear on that. Ref is basically an equivalent of a post in this case — whoever took the shot/passed it to him is the goal scorer.
 

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This is from a Sevilla vs Villarreal Under 12s match...


If I was the little kids dad I'm not sure how I'd feel about lining up against that biggun.

Twice the size and he still stamps on the poor fecker!
 

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Perhaps they meant 'Under-12-Feet'.
 

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This is from a Sevilla vs Villarreal Under 12s match...


If I was the little kids dad I'm not sure how I'd feel about lining up against that biggun.

Twice the size and he still stamps on the poor fecker!
He's 1.75 tall. Meh. When i was 12 my team's CB was 1.92 for 85 Kg, and the goalkeeper more or less the same :lol:
 

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Ross Barkley was something like that when he was 13. There's a picture floating around of him somewhere looking like a man playing against children.
Lukaku as well. I know it happens but it's still funny to me! It's usually a combo of a very big kid up against a very small kid.

I remember watching my nephew play when he was about 11 and I was so impressed that he fearlessly went up for a header against this kid who was easily a foot taller and about 5 stone heavier.
 

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At 12 you had 2 players who were 6'3"? Where did you go to school, Chernobyl!?
:lol:

Giorno obviously lives in a country where schoolchildren aren't raised on rickets, Pot Noodles, and austerity.
 

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Lukaku as well. I know it happens but it's still funny to me! It's usually a combo of a very big kid up against a very small kid.

I remember watching my nephew play when he was about 11 and I was so impressed that he fearlessly went up for a header against this kid who was easily a foot taller and about 5 stone heavier.
I see this every week in academy football
 

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At 12 you had 2 players who were 6'3"? Where did you go to school, Chernobyl!?
Milan. Fun fact, for whatever reason i knew a lot of 12-13 year olds who were above 1.85 tall :lol:

It's not even like italians are known to be especially tall on average :nervous:
 

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Sneijder arrested in Utrecht (his home town) for being drunk, damaging a car and urinating on it. Case seems to be closed with him agreeing to pay 3k to cover the damage. Car turned out to be from some random older couple.

Just posting this because of the video. :lol: