Wanted to come up with a fat joke but ended up with nothing.
Romelu Lukaku | Mourinho Part III | Roma watch
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#NotForDieting
fecking fat cnut had too many cannolis.
It seems to be legit information from Garry Neville despite the skepticism towards Tancredi Palmeri because he actually liked the Tweet 
He’s still hoping to start so he can get a pizza the action.
So Lukaku is 104 kg? I was thinking 90-95 kg would be way too much for him, had no idea he was so grossly overweight. 
I’m 6 foot and was about 107kg a couple of months ago. It took a few weeks of eating right and going to the gym to drop to 100kg. Surely a professional footballer can do that.
Conte said he cannoli play once he's slimmed down.
In Vice City if you were driving the tank and you rotatated the Canon and fired it continuously behind you, you could build up some serious speed.
Salads #NotForEveryone
QualityThere’s hope for him yet then with a rich diet of cannellini beans.
#notforheavyones
Lorries were best for running over those guys who walked about in a straight line. Cant remember now if they were gang members or a cult. You could get the lot in one go with a well aimed lorry.
Is it really fair of Conte to pennelise him like this?
But...but...the world cup!
All it takes is a fusilli meals and he’s overweight.
I still don't think he's pasta point of no return.
It's blatantly obvious just from looking at him. Muscle, fat, bones it doesn't matter. He is far far too heavy to be a modern footballer.
There's no way he's 104 kg.
Decision to bulk up surely wasnt his, doubt he is the one who came up with it. Advice had to come from some coach or something like that.
Yes, exactly what I was thinking. I’m 6,5 and in the best shape I’ve been since end of high school, I weigh 102 kg.
Gary Neville said he was over 100 kg so there is no reason to doubt this information.
Problem is his weight gain took place while he already had the training schedule of a professional athlete. It's not like he hasn't being going to the gym over the last year, or doing cardio. He put on this bulk while training a lot more than you did to lose it. Which likely makes it trickier to shift, I suspect. Especially as his training is supposed to be designed to get him in peak condition to perform in a football match, not just to lose weight in whatever way he can.
He took his own advice about being grown ass man too literally.
Anyone who argued that he wasn't fat last year should be quoted.
Anyone who argued that he wasn't fat last year should be quoted.
He might get called up to Belgium’s rugby team yet!
16st 5lb - wow. He's a footballer, not a rugby player.
I’m not defending Lukaku, but muscles weight more than fat, and he has a lot of them. So it’s not really fair to compare him to an average man with a much bigger body fat percentage; I’m sure that he was much leaner at Everton though, I’d expect something closer to 90-95 kilos (quick googling tell me the same numbers).
The heavyweight champion of the world is 96kg
Quality, the best one yet
That's exactly what popped into my head the first time I heard somebody mention his apparent speediness
Those things were fecking fast.
Despite all this, I still expect him to do well for them over the course of a season. You can be sure Conte will whip him into better shape, and as striker and manager they're made for each other. Might turn into a transfer that works out sell for everyone involved, which would make a nice change.
People aren’t arguing that he wasn’t big due to too much muscle gain, but you wouldn’t compare him to someone who’s actually fat. As in having a massive beer belly.
Horrible fat cretin.
If he hasn't eaten them.
He looks more like a heavyweight boxer than a footballer.