Caption Contest: Stop Crying Your Heart Out

Eyepopper

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"Ok Noel, I show you how to do perfect penguin impression. First do this..."
 

SiRed

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''Noel, i owe all my success to you. I loved your song Cigarettes and alcohol and drew great inspiration from ''you might aswell do a white line..... ''
 

Don Juan Matus

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Pep "I've had an illustrious career"

Noel "I've had an illustrious career"

Pep "I'm witty and charming"

Noel "I'm witty and charming"

Pep "I have a great future ahead of me"

Noel "I'm witty and charming"
 
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sully07

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Pep; We serve Oasis soup in the canteen

Noel; Why Oasis soup?

Pep; you get a roll with it.
 

redshaw

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Noel: Aren't you uncomfortable sitting crossed legged?

Pep: No, I've had my balls removed, they swelled up this big.

Noel: ...
 

DavidDeSchmikes

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Noel: How does your team keep running flat out for the entire 90 minutes
Pep: Well, unlike that song you wrote, the drugs DO work
Noel: wait, what?!?
 

Brophs

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“So he comes all the way to New York and I think he’s about to offer me the United job, but he just talks to me for 45 minutes about Dion Dublin’s cock and then mutters something about ‘Moysey truly appreciating the human form’ then left without paying the bill.”
 
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