Manchester United 1:2 Crystal Palace

Nick7 · Aug 24, 2019

Terrible.

SirAnderson · Aug 24, 2019

Always happens when The Cafe is all positive about us winning and smashing a team that we do this.

manc_lass13 · Aug 24, 2019

Absolute tosh. Can't pass a bloody ball!

gerdm07 · Aug 24, 2019

Will Singh said:
When James was getting treatment the camera zoomed in on Ols’s face, he looked like he just saw his wife in bed with another man. He needs to grow a pair as that fear/pain on he’s face will rub off on the players.

Wow. A little over the top don't you think

freeurmind · Aug 24, 2019

Casanova85 said:
So, Dembelé this Jan, then?

We are crying out for someone like that.

Ubik · Aug 24, 2019

Really inexcusable to be this poor.

2 man midfield · Aug 24, 2019

Absolutely clueless :lol:

Anustart89 · Aug 24, 2019

LLMU said:
We clearly have no idea on how to play against this very organised defence. Movement and wing play were non existent so far.

This, and this is because we've got a manager who plays a counter-attacking side against every opponent, regardless of whether it's City away or Palace at home. Boggles the mind

Carlsen19 · Aug 24, 2019

Pogba his usual self. Lindelof soft as shite. OGS so far out of his depth. Can’t wait to see Greenwood come on for the last 5

Skills · Aug 24, 2019

shahzy said:
Too many substandard players. You really can't expect any more

And management

Stepney73 · Aug 24, 2019

No shots on target to palaces 2

That's poor

OneUnited24 · Aug 24, 2019

Pathetic end to that half. We’re a goal down and kicking it about at walking pace

dwd · Aug 24, 2019

Stepney73 said:
Not replacing lukaku and Herrera is going to hurt us this season.

Bingo.

BarstoolProphet · Aug 24, 2019

Lots of stops in play due to injuries and freeckicks really disrupted our promising start. Lingard is pathetic in that creative role yet again.

SportingCP96 · Aug 24, 2019

GifLord said:
Taxi for young?

Absolute FILTH. Brilliant stuff.

Bojan11 · Aug 24, 2019

This is basically LVG football back again. How many saves have keeper made against us in three games? We were just clinical Vs Chelsea.

MyOnlySolskjaer · Aug 24, 2019

Young is still better than Shaw. :lol:

pjaya · Aug 24, 2019

Andycoleno9 said:
I am relaxed. Ole went to watch youth team on his free day. And smiled. So i have faith in him to fix this. Attack, midfield, general play, selection, creating chances...
Next year we will beat Palace. I am fully confident. He just needs time

Haha probably new manager next year and still will lose to palace

Ainu · Aug 24, 2019

I would've been delighted to see Pogba leave if we could've found a replacement. Closest I've ever been to hating a current player. For all his ability, his attitude is appalling and he can never be relied on.

hobbers · Aug 24, 2019

James and Lingard = playing with 9 men. Not that it's necessarily James' fault. He has nothing to work with here.

Ole putting on a grand display of what an absolute tactical novice he is. If it isn't us sitting deep and counterattacking he has absolutely no fecking clue.

This is the sort of game we should be pushing Pogba up behind Martial. You're not beating Palace with pace unless they're chasing the game.

golden_blunder · Aug 24, 2019

bosnian_red said:
Not sure the last time I've seen a centerback lose as many aerial duels as Lindelof today. fecking woeful here.

He’s pathetic. He’s not good enough to play CB in the PL. palace look like they’ve targeted him as the weak link

Name Changed · Aug 24, 2019

gr3yham3 said:
That was a piss poor half. No one seemed to be moving off the ball at all, with no urgency.

We rarely have.

stepic · Aug 24, 2019

Not enough creative quality. It’s almost comical that we never addressed it in the summer. Too much reliance on our players improving.

Slevs · Aug 24, 2019

Same old same old.

Lindelof still can't win a header
Pogba is still being a child when he doesn't the fouls from the referee
Lingard is still doing nothing but pressing
Shaw still getting injured

Meme team

Feed Me · Aug 24, 2019

Nothing ever changes.

Pathetic performance that we have watched on repeat for years now.

Lucky to scrape a draw here.

joedirt87 · Aug 24, 2019

James should be off at halftime for Greenwood or Pereira. Lingard as well. But we know that ain’t happening

Beachryan · Aug 24, 2019

Get one of the top 3 off, bring on Matic, move Pogba forward. Lingard or James. Neither are offering anything.

Godfather · Aug 24, 2019

No idea what to do when we ha e the ball and teams sit back. Same as last season. Nothing changed. You can get your players running around for 90 mins as much as you like but if you have no clue how to train your team to unlock tight defenses you won't make it here as a manager.

Jules_T · Aug 24, 2019

No shots on target. Like so many games last year.

Solius · Aug 24, 2019

I can’t believe Jordan Ayew scored against us man we should be relegated just for that embarrassment.

Red Dreams · Aug 24, 2019

The lack of investment in midfield showing.

Lindeloff shows how easily he can be bullied.

Isotope · Aug 24, 2019

The state of our 500k/wk attack. That honeymoon is almost over, it seems.

JPRouve · Aug 24, 2019

We are bereft of creativity. But we already knew that, so hopefully we will exploit our rare opportunities.

esmufc07 · Aug 24, 2019

Will Singh said:
When James was getting treatment the camera zoomed in on Ols’s face, he looked like he just saw his wife in bed with another man. He needs to grow a pair as that fear/pain on he’s face will rub off on the players.

How much will you sing for?

BluesJr · Aug 24, 2019

Escobar said:
And where is Gomes? He is creative at least

Exactly. We’d be winning this game with Gomes and Andreas on the pitch.

Ranchero · Aug 24, 2019

Andycoleno9 said:
Oh, stop with that shit. It is fecking home game against Palace.

You are happy with this hapless, gutless display?
Good grief. No wonder we are in the sh*t.

Gasolin · Aug 24, 2019

Anustart89 said:
This, and this is because we've got a manager who plays a counter-attacking side against every opponent, regardless of whether it's City away or Palace at home. Boggles the mind

Why does he do that, when even with Molde he didn’t play that style? I don’t get it, do you really think Ole does that only?!?

Code-CX · Aug 24, 2019

Absolutely atrocious.

Players aren’t good enough, our play-style is horrible, and we’re losing to this lot at home.

Fracture90 · Aug 24, 2019

Ole doesn't seem to understand that Lingard is especially useless in a games like this, where opponents sit deep and defend. We need a number 10 that has creativity and passing ability.

JustinC00 · Aug 24, 2019

well that's it for me, we aren't getting 2 goals in the 2nd half and watching the team run around like they have no clue will just infuriate me

ArjenIsM3 · Aug 24, 2019

BlahRules said:
OGS talks about youth but never uses them. It’s plain obvious he reads red cafe and says what needs to be said.

If this continues for another month I want him out.

Oh piss off. He's benched Matic in favour of McTominay. He's got rid of Lukaku and trying to get rid of Alexis so our youngsters will get more minutes. We've maybe the youngest team in the league. What more do you want?

Casanova85 · Aug 24, 2019

Pogba having is usual crap game unworthy of a PL Top6 player, so bad that he makes McT play worse than usual.

Judas · Aug 24, 2019

We've had the same issue for years, a painful lack of creativity. It's just obvious.

Alabaster Codify7 · Aug 24, 2019

Ole needs to prove his salt here. I'm sorry, Ole - losing at home to Crystal Palace and being outsmarted by Roy Hodgson isn't gonna wash, lad.

He's had his summer. He's had his window. He's talked a good game. Now prove your worth and light a fecking fire under these reprobates for the second half.

Two changes left. Make one within 10mins of the half.

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