Phil Jones caught saying "sacked in the morning"?

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He's clearly saying "we need Jonesy out there, that's what we needs"
 

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It seems like he says 'tell him to shut up' or 'tell that boy to shut up'
It’s weird, only them 2 seem to be talking and saying the same shite at first but he’s reacting to something jonesy said. Anyway past caring they are both fecking useless
 

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Mark from The United Stand has always been an opportunist. Anything for clicks. This thread should be closed.
I can't believe anybody clicks on a Goldbridge video the man is a clown of the greatest order and only in this for the money he can make out of it.
 

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Ed seeing the sky ‘gross spend’ graphic overlayed on that same shot of him and Jonesy was very funny. He clocked it and his wee monitor, looked at the camera real sheepishly.

He’s got to go. We’ve got to get the the glazers out now. The club is wrecked.
 

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Ed clearly says to someone:
"We're on Camera, STOP"
When we were doing crapply today, I actually wondered, is Ed here today, I've not seen him.

He must hate constantly being filmed looking miserable.

You also know that he's thinking, I let matey spend 130m, and they're still useless, and genuinely would be astounded that anyone thinks he's doing a terrible job.
 

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I’m pretty sure Woodward says “We need to re-mortagage the club” after Jones has called him “Sexy bum”
 

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Whatever he said he needs to look at himself. He must he the luckiest man in the world to have a 5 year contract after being shit and injury prone for so many years
 

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Whatever he said he needs to look at himself. He must he the luckiest man in the world to have a 5 year contract after being shit and injury prone for so many years
I’d be embarrassed, big transfer fee back in the day. Big wage packet now but isn’t even close to the starting 11 never mind matchday squad. Obviously past caring and happy to pick a small fortune every month.
 

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I’d be embarrassed, big transfer fee back in the day. Big wage packet now but isn’t even close to the starting 11 never mind matchday squad. Obviously past caring and happy to pick a small fortune every month.
Yes a feckking disgrace
 

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I hope he is saying that and he's referring to himself, the useless freeloader.
 

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Jones: "well, Ed. You've really outdone yourself this time old chum. You couldn't even negotiate a free ketchup pack from McDonald's event though I get about five at the drive in without annoying them. There's an old story about a young bricklayer in Tibet who couldn't handle his new role as a guardsman. So he weaved a bow from his chin hair and starting launching arrows towards the-"

Ed: "shut the feck up"
 

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Whatever he said he needs to look at himself. He must he the luckiest man in the world to have a 5 year contract after being shit and injury prone for so many years

Yep last person who should be publicly saying shite like that, if he was.
 

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Jones: "well, Ed. You've really outdone yourself this time old chum. You couldn't even negotiate a free ketchup pack from McDonald's event though I get about five at the drive in without annoying them. There's an old story about a young bricklayer in Tibet who couldn't handle his new role as a guardsman. So he weaved a bow from his chin hair and starting launching arrows towards the-"

Ed: "shut the feck up"
Sounds about right
 

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I think Ed's just losing it by shouting at his imaginary self over his shoulder, he's the the one hold his arms up like he's shocked at what he's seeing beforehand.
 

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Jones: "well, Ed. You've really outdone yourself this time old chum. You couldn't even negotiate a free ketchup pack from McDonald's event though I get about five at the drive in without annoying them. There's an old story about a young bricklayer in Tibet who couldn't handle his new role as a guardsman. So he weaved a bow from his chin hair and starting launching arrows towards the-"

Ed: "shut the feck up"
I want to hear the rest of the chin-hair bow story
 

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Crocked in the morning.
 

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What a feck wit, the only time a player probably says anything controversial and he doesn’t do it without putting his hand over his mouth :lol:, Ed clearly tells him to “stop”.
 

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Typical Jones, no fecker on here can understand what Jones is up too when he’s supposedly playing on the pitch and now we can’t even make out what he’s saying off it!

I don’t think Jones actually said anything, I think he was just chatting to his mates and then unintentionally let out a loud fart, thus Woody turns round and says “nice one”.
 

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"Piss poor" is what he's saying.

Then Woodward tells him to shut up.
Watch the 12 second version, looks like they both saying the same shite but then Ed realises he maybe on camera and should act like a CEO which to be fair is what he has spent his last 6 years doing.
 

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Whose the fat one on the left of Woody? He’s not gone and recruited a body guard has he? I mean that fella looks like a heart attack waiting to happen.