Where would you honestly rank our team?

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I already said the Chelsea result was flattering - but we've already established that you can't read so no worries mate. Nobody's perfect. We were still the better team overall though - we deserved to win even if not by four goals. Same with Arsenal - the better team was us and here even the stats prove it. The assistant gifted them that goal by calling for an offside that was never even close to being one - and this put our players off their game. You could even see them reacting to it awaiting the whistle rather than keeping their shape - acting confused (De Gea in particular). When you raise the flag you also draw the awareness of the outfield players - for a few brief seconds they were distracted and that's all it took. And that was never even close to being an offside so why that flag was raised is beyond everyone I think. And yeah we were also denied a clear penalty - that hands was of the obvious kind.

But even if we don't agree which team was better in those games - certainly you agree we were on par with them - which would negate your whole "we're obviously the worst of the top six" hysteria of yours? Or would you say we were totally outplayed in those games?
Maybe try to keep your words consistent first before claiming others can't read, instead of continuously changing your words from post to post as you yourself knowing your point was just wrong, now the Chelsea result was flattering but earlier it was:

Yet the squad outplayed both Arsenal and Chelsea and also beat Tottenham during our tour (friendlies doesn't mean much but it happened). We're also on equal terms with both Arsenal and Chelsea as far as goal difference is concerned - having played them both - and as for points we've also been unlucky there's no denying that. No it's not as "easy" as you claim it to be - but hey if simplicity works for you then go ahead by all means stay simple. As for worst manager people keep saying we look clueless with no identity whatsoever but truth is we've been the better team in almost every game we've played - parroting a "no clear style" over and over again doesn't make it true. We lack quality up front - should have reinforced during the summer - but that's all separating us from being a decent side right now we've improved on everything else over the summer. CEO... I have no clue what's going on behind closed doors - but neither do you or anyone else most likely. It's pointless for us to discuss - big institutions usually hide their hand in all matters and also - CEOs doing a shit job usually gets the boot especially when there's billions at stake.

For feck's sake you have people moaning we're in danger of relegation and throwing about them superlatives with no root in reality whatsoever. I stand by my assessment - it's hysteria - you're all bonkers. Good luck with that if it makes you happy but personally I don't understand why people choose to pile on the misery it's bad enough as it is without exaggerating :lol:
I wonder what the next post will be with this rate.
 

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I wonder what the next post will be with this rate.
I won't keep you waiting: You're a moron. That was the dumbest reply I've had in days - a new low and baffling at that. Those aren't contradictory - not when you read the rest of the text where I elaborate (which you were dumb enough to include even so that everyone can see it for themselves) :lol: Oh well this was yet another pointless exercise - reason is wasted on you I get that now. Take care mate :rolleyes:
 

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I won't keep you waiting: You're a moron. That was the dumbest reply I've had in days - a new low and baffling at that. Those aren't contradictory - not when you read the rest of the text. Which you were dumb enough to include so that everyone can see it for themselves even :lol: Oh well this was yet another pointless exercise - reason is wasted on you I get that now. Take care mate :rolleyes:
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A post that shows more about you than me.
Sorry to jump in here guys but if you’re watching the arsenal game and believe we were the better team then you likely need your head checked.

The Chelsea result had more to do with it being the opening game and Lampards first.

We’ve been terrible against most teams. We always seem to find a way to make the opposition look like Barca.

Palace, Southampton, West Ham, Astana, Rochdale, AZ...all woeful with very few chances created.

To answer the post question. I would rank our first team anywhere between 3-8 with City, Liverpool clearly miles ahead. Take Leicester for example. Their midfield 3 of Ndidi, Tielemans and Maddison would ALL walk into our starting 11...it’s madness. I can’t easily separate us, Tottenham, Arsenal, Chelsea, Leicester, West Ham and Everton...any game between that lot would be hard to call

10 years ago it’d be hard to name 3 players from English teams that would improve us. Today, I could probably name 50
 

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I won't keep you waiting: You're a moron. That was the dumbest reply I've had in days - a new low and baffling at that. Those aren't contradictory - not when you read the rest of the text where I elaborate (which you were dumb enough to include even so that everyone can see it for themselves) :lol: Oh well this was yet another pointless exercise - reason is wasted on you I get that now. Take care mate :rolleyes:
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I’m surprised you think the manager actually sells players, sets the budget, and negotiates transfer fees. He does not. We have people for that.
He's consulted heavily on it. I'm surprised you think any different.
 

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Everyone fit our first team is top 6. Top class coaching would get that team 3rd/4th, sub par coaching gets us anywhere beneath 6th.
 

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I don't mean this to be moaning thread, I am just honestly curious after watching the first half against West Ham where you would rate our squad in the league if you broke it down player for player.

I think it is obvious that we are behind City, Liverpool, Spurs and Arsenal.

Other than that, do we have better players than Chelsea now Hazard has left? Do Wolves have better players than us?

I think we are probably 6th best in the league but want to know opinions.
This is the worst Man United squad in the history of the Premierleague.....We play the worst style of football(close call with LVG’s team)....And we have the worst manager to have ever managed us in the PL era....
 

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He's consulted heavily on it. I'm surprised you think any different.
He’s not even consulted lightly. What do you think a manager does? He literally has nothing to do with setting the transfer date of player to be sold, the amounts of the transfer fees, the timing of the arrival of players, or the overall transfer budget available. Players are investments, assets of the business. Contracts are handled by the business side of the corporation.
 

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He’s not even consulted lightly. What do you think a manager does? He literally has nothing to do with setting the transfer date of player to be sold, the amounts of the transfer fees, the timing of the arrival of players, or the overall transfer budget available. Players are investments, assets of the business. Contracts are handled by the business side of the corporation.
You clearly are unaware how the club, or other clubs work. You think managers aren't consulted even lightly on transfers? :lol:

Managers have their own say on which players they want to keep and which they want sold. They base their decisions in part on consulting with the DoF or equivalent as to who they can and cannot bring in to replace. This suggestion that Ole wanted Lukaku sold and thought hed have his target player coming in, and he was failed by the club is absolute bull. He mis-evaluated his own squad horribly and thought he'd be fine with what he has. Ole said he had a say on the rebuild and transfers before he even became official as permanent if I'm not mistaken.
 

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You clearly are unaware how the club, or other clubs work.

Managers have their own say on which players they want to keep and which they want sold. They base their decisions in part on consulting with the DoF or equivalent as to who they can and cannot bring in to replace. This suggestion that Ole wanted Lukaku sold and thought hed have his target player coming in, and he was failed by the club is absolute bull. He mis-evaluated his own squad horribly and thought he'd be fine with what he has. Ole said he had a say on the rebuild and transfers before he even became official as permanent if I'm not mistaken.
You’re moving the goal posts. I never said Ole didn’t provide a list of candidates to recruit or trade. Or ask his opinion when players are offered to the club. Back at the start of this discussion you criticized Ole for letting Lukaku go before he had a replacement in hand. I’m saying Ole had nothing to do with the timing of those events. That’s on the business team. Whatever. Just a few hours to game time and we’ll have something more interesting to talk about.
 

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You’re moving the goal posts. I never said Ole didn’t provide a list of candidates to recruit or trade. Or ask his opinion when players are offered to the club. Back at the start of this discussion you criticized Ole for letting Lukaku go before he had a replacement in hand. I’m saying Ole had nothing to do with the timing of those events. That’s on the business team. Whatever. Just a few hours to game time and we’ll have something more interesting to talk about.
What the feck? You think a manager sells his players blindly, and is completely oblivious as to the likelihood of the club getting someone in to replace him? Have a word.
 

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What the feck? You think a manager sells his players blindly, and is completely oblivious as to the likelihood of the club getting someone in to replace him? Have a word.
Are you having a laugh? The players aren’t on eBay (though that would be awesome). Deals take weeks, months, even years. Ole said he wanted Lukaku sold. The club worked on a deal until it got done. Ole said he wanted a replacement. The club probably wasn’t willing to spend big money on a striker until Lukaku was sold. The Lukaku deal took too long and by then it was too late to get a replacement over the line during the window. Simple as that.
 

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Are you having a laugh? The players aren’t on eBay (though that would be awesome). Deals take weeks, months, even years. Ole said he wanted Lukaku sold. The club worked on a deal until it got done. Ole said he wanted a replacement. The club probably wasn’t willing to spend big money on a striker until Lukaku was sold. The Lukaku deal took too long and by then it was too late to get a replacement over the line during the window. Simple as that.
I never even suggested it was as easy as buying off e-bay.

My point is, the manager is aware of the likelihood of his DoF/equivalent being able to bring in the replacement from his shortlist. They don't decide the amount, or the timing in the window but they are kept in the loop, which is fecking obvious.

If it was too late in the window to bring in a replacement for Lukaku, he should not have been sold. It's that simple. Ole sold him not because he thought he'd have a replacement, but because he genuinely thought he can depend on Rashford/Martial/Greenwood which is the daftest evaluation I've come across in a long while. We weren't even reported to be linked with any strikers outside of Mandukic an a sweetener for Dybala/Lukaku. It's evident Ole didn't even have a striker target let alone a timeline of when to bring him in.
 

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I never even suggested it was as easy as buying off e-bay.

My point is, the manager is aware of the likelihood of his DoF/equivalent being able to bring in the replacement from his shortlist. They don't decide the amount, or the timing in the window but they are kept in the loop, which is fecking obvious.

If it was too late in the window to bring in a replacement for Lukaku, he should not have been sold. It's that simple. Ole sold him not because he thought he'd have a replacement, but because he genuinely thought he can depend on Rashford/Martial/Greenwood which is the daftest evaluation I've come across in a long while. We weren't even reported to be linked with any strikers outside of Mandukic an a sweetener for Dybala/Lukaku. It's evident Ole didn't even have a striker target let alone a timeline of when to bring him in.
I have no inside knowledge of what Ole is thinking. Based on what he’s said, it sounded like he thought Lukaku so disruptive he wanted him gone. Period. The problem was the club wouldn’t risk having two expensive strikers on the books this season, so Lukaku had to be sold first. The club has said we identified striker replacement candidates. Some we pulled the plug on for attitude. Others we couldn’t get over the line before the window closed. The poor decision of waiting for Lukaku to sell has crippled the side since the day Martial got injured.
 

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I have no inside knowledge of what Ole is thinking. Based on what he’s said, it sounded like he thought Lukaku so disruptive he wanted him gone. Period. The problem was the club wouldn’t risk having two expensive strikers on the books this season, so Lukaku had to be sold first. The club has said we identified striker replacement candidates. Some we pulled the plug on for attitude. Others we couldn’t get over the line before the window closed. The poor decision of waiting for Lukaku to sell has crippled the side since the day Martial got injured.
Ole has a massive hand in Lukaku stinking up the place in pre-season. He has a weird fetish for Rashford and any ambitious striker would be wise to leave the club from there. Sure Lukaku made it worse in pre-season but the problems existed mutually prior to then.

What I find odd is, Ole knew Lukaku will be sold. It was an inevitability and yet he didn't bother identifying a single replacement. This whole concept of waiting for the right attitude is bullshit. I don't trust Ole to evaluate targets because he has no proven pedigere to do so. The mind boggles when the likes of Haller and Lozano move for 40m and you have daft statements that suggest the right players weren't available. It doesn't add up from Ole, like most of his press conferences.
 

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I'm not being reactive when I rank us 6th. That was my prediction before the season. I also said it wouldn't be a huge surprise if we would finish 8th because of Leicester, West Ham, Wolves but Wolves haven't been very good so far.
Predicted 8th and I still stand by that.
Not sure why you think we will finish 6th, given that we are currently in 10th and showing no sign of improvement and arguably getting worse.
We shall revisit this thread at the end of the season to see ;)
 

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Predicted 8th and I still stand by that.
Not sure why you think we will finish 6th, given that we are currently in 10th and showing no sign of improvement and arguably getting worse.
We shall revisit this thread at the end of the season to see ;)
We're worse than I thought we were. My prediction was made before the season, the comment you quoted was after 1 or 2 games I think, maybe 3. I still don't think we'll finish as low as 10th.
 

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What are you on about gone in 9 words.. He doesn't control the budget but new what the budget was and spent it all on defense.. He also let 3 midfielders and our only striker leave knowing he isnt going to replace any of them. He is completely lost and so way out of his depth.
Do you know for a fact what the budget was?

Do you know that Ole only gave 3 transfer targets to ED and he delivered them all?

Get real and stop scapegoating Ole for the Clubs issue's.

Moyes/LVG & Jose all suffered transfer issues, just as Ole is. The common theme is Ed Woodward and the running of the club.

To say Ole spunked the budget on defenders is nonsense - Ed didn't deliver the targets as per usual.

Ole was right to let players go - our squad is rotten and needs practically a complete overhaul. Ole is the first manager to actually be brutal and get rid of some players. That deserves praise.

Would we be drastically better with Sanchez or Lukaku up front? I don't think so. Sanchez is the worst signing in our recent history and Lukaku looked lost here.

Think bigger picture. We were abysmal before, we are abysmal now. But at least ole is shipping players out and trying to re-shape the squad