Weird feelings of football

Nickelodeon · Oct 6, 2019

Since Ole's appointment, at least 3 out of United, Chelsea, Spurs and Arsenal drop points every week

Claret and blue is a strange color combination and almost all clubs who use it have little or no variation in their kits across seasons

Despite his stats, every time you watch Harry Kane, he seems to be the most ineffective player on the pitch

Chelsea have had an inversely proportional relationship with managers who have brought their best European campaigns. (Sarri, Di Matteo, Benitez and Avram Grant)

Hamstring Hero · Oct 6, 2019

Chillwell and Cresswell are the same player.

Alderweireld and Vertonghen are the same player.

NoneBmStore · Oct 6, 2019

Giroud always scores a last minute header against us.

shamans · Oct 8, 2019

Fabregas spent a long time in Barcelona after Arsenal and only came back to Chelsea for a few seasons hardly playing much. He actually played more for Chelsea than Barcelona!

thesharpeyshuffle · Oct 11, 2019

Sir Bobby has been in his early 80s since 1995. Anyway, happy birthday to an absolute legend!

Sandikan · Oct 11, 2019

Our players would look star players in many other Premier league teams.

horsechoker · Oct 11, 2019

Sandikan said:
Our players would look star players in many other Premier league teams.

Yeah but how many would look like stars in the top 4?

Easier to look a star when the pressure and expectation are far less, many of us thought Schneiderlin was perfect but he looked average here.

Robertd0803 · Oct 11, 2019

Nickelodeon said:
Despite his stats, every time you watch Harry Kane, he seems to be the most ineffective player on the pitch

This.

Despite being wrong Ive long held the belief that Harry Kane is actually rubbish at every aspect of football besides goal scoring.

I am aware I am very wrong about this.

Sandikan · Oct 11, 2019

Robertd0803 said:
This.

Despite being wrong Ive long held the belief that Harry Kane is actually rubbish at every aspect of football besides goal scoring.

I am aware I am very wrong about this.

Carthorse is a word I always think.
You just know he'd be terrible if we bought him, and wouldn't even have the stats to disprove ourselves!

matherto · Oct 11, 2019

If Sky, BT or whoever is covering a game does a special feature before the game about one player, that player will have an awful game.

Siorac · Oct 11, 2019

NoneBmStore said:
Giroud always scores a last minute header against us.

Against everyone.

Paolo Di Canio · Oct 11, 2019

Cristiano Ronaldo has broken every single record in the game bar none

tentan · Oct 12, 2019

Paolo Di Canio said:
Cristiano Ronaldo has broken every single record in the game bar none

But Messi somehow holds them as well.

CherryBerry · Oct 12, 2019

James Milner is 31 since 2013

Mata has never played full 90 minutes for United

FrankDrebin · Oct 12, 2019

Harry Kane doesn't score from open play.

Josh 76 · Oct 12, 2019

Nickelodeon said:
Since Ole's appointment, at least 3 out of United, Chelsea, Spurs and Arsenal drop points every week

Claret and blue is a strange color combination and almost all clubs who use it have little or no variation in their kits across seasons

Despite his stats, every time you watch Harry Kane, he seems to be the most ineffective player on the pitch

Chelsea have had an inversely proportional relationship with managers who have brought their best European campaigns. (Sarri, Di Matteo, Benitez and Avram Grant)

Spurs fans did say they were a better team without kane. They defo would have given the Scousers a better game in the CL final without him.

jem · Oct 12, 2019

There are a lot of young Harveys coming in the British ranks.

Sandikan · Oct 12, 2019

Darmian has never played a full 90mins for United without a booking.

a_devil_inside · Oct 12, 2019

Christian Eriksen is in his mid 30's

Mike Phelan's Former Tash · Oct 12, 2019

Every team United play, no matter the standard they play at can retain possession and pass the ball better.

GDaly95 · Oct 12, 2019

Players are utterly shit at gauging their own decline, so they keep going to the MLS and then realising they're not done yet so they come back to England.

P0GBA · Oct 12, 2019

Josh King could have over 100 caps for Norway and I will still be surprised he plays for them when I see his name on the team sheet.

The Midnight Rambler · Oct 12, 2019

90s and 00s Serie A matches were always played in mist/fog.

Sir Scott McToMinay · Oct 12, 2019

The Midnight Rambler said:
90s and 00s Serie A matches were always played in mist/fog.

A misty fog of flare smoke.

The Midnight Rambler · Oct 12, 2019

Frank Lampard had an obscene amount of luck with deflected goals.

Cristiano Ronaldo having both too much attention but also being under-valued at the same time for his impact on the role of the wide forward.

Fergie always boiling down tactics to "tempo" of passing.

horsechoker · Oct 12, 2019

The Midnight Rambler said:
Frank Lampard had an obscene amount of luck with deflected goals.

Lampard scored about 20 goals that weren't deflected, his 100 or so hit a player on the way in.

pseudo_canadian · Oct 12, 2019

Infordin said:
Chambers and Holding are the same player

This is a definitive fact.

paulscholes18 · Oct 18, 2019

We play Newcastle on Boxing Day every season

Eric7C · Oct 18, 2019

paulscholes18 said:
We play Newcastle on Boxing Day every season

And we will play them next year too..

..in the Championship.

horsechoker · Oct 18, 2019

paulscholes18 said:
We play Newcastle on Boxing Day every season

Always at old Trafford too

slored1 · Oct 18, 2019

James Milner has been at Liverpool for at least 10 years.

Dele Alli and Eric Dier became absolutely shite overnight and no one knows when exactly did that happen.

Phil Jones has been 27 for the past 5 years and has played about 10 games in that time.

Alexis Sanchez and Bastian Schweinsteiger never played for Manchester United.

Aubameyang has scored in every game he played for Arsenal. Coincidently, Arsenal play every game against a bottom 5 side at home and always win.

fps · Oct 18, 2019

Robertd0803 said:
This.

Despite being wrong Ive long held the belief that Harry Kane is actually rubbish at every aspect of football besides goal scoring.

I am aware I am very wrong about this.

Jibberjabber · Oct 18, 2019

Liverpool won the Champions League in 2005 against a very good AC Milan side with a team that started with Milan Baros, Djimi Traore and Steve Finnan. Vladimir Smicer was even a goal scorer.

P0GBA · Oct 19, 2019

You now see more goalkeepers wearing a shirt with a number 3 on it such as 13 or 31 than you see wearing the number 1 shirt.

KarlHeinzRiedle13 · Oct 19, 2019

Whoever was a Premier league team when you were a kid and collected stickers like Coventry & Swindon are still Premier league clubs now in your head, Premier league clubs now like Bournemouth & Burnley are still lower league clubs

2cents · Oct 19, 2019

KarlHeinzRiedle13 said:
Whoever was a Premier league team when you were a kid and collected stickers like Coventry & Swindon are still Premier league clubs now in your head, Premier league clubs now like Bournemouth & Burnley are still lower league clubs

Absolutely.

fps · Oct 19, 2019

Sir Scott McToMinay said:
A misty fog of flare smoke.

OnlyTwoDaSilvas · Oct 19, 2019

KarlHeinzRiedle13 said:
Whoever was a Premier league team when you were a kid and collected stickers like Coventry & Swindon are still Premier league clubs now in your head, Premier league clubs now like Bournemouth & Burnley are still lower league clubs

That's a good one. Sheffield Wednesday are definitely still a Premier League club. Oldham and Wimbledon too. Wimbledon don't even exist in the same form anymore, but the ghost of Wimbledon are still a bigger club than Burnley, Bournemouth etc

RMD83 · Oct 19, 2019

OnlyTwoDaSilvas said:
That's a good one. Sheffield Wednesday are definitely still a Premier League club. Oldham and Wimbledon too. Wimbledon don't even exist in the same form anymore, but the ghost of Wimbledon are still a bigger club than Burnley, Bournemouth etc

Funny though because Oldham were in the PL for what? 1-2 seasons. Burnley and Bournemouth have been in for way longer. That’s childhood nostalgia for you.

Paolo Di Canio · Oct 20, 2019

Fratton Parks pitch is not level, there is a slant from right to left

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