"track back or the exit's that way"
Caption this picture contest: when Harry met Josie
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik and Imran hold a long overdue conversation about United's awful league form with 1 win in 7. They discuss a disappointing draw at Bournemouth, a not so disappointing draw against Liverpool and a crushing defeat at Chelsea - Is time nearly over for Erik Ten Hag?
Then in a special second half of the pod, Nik welcomes Natalie ( https://twitter.com/natalie_17) to discuss the fortunes of Manchester United Women as they booked a place in the FA Cup Final after a historic first ever win vs. Chelsea.
"track back or the exit's that way"
"I've only been here five minutes and I've already won as much as you."
“I need to put the subtitles on when I hear you talk in front of the cameras”
"The Island of presonality is that way"
"Right wing? I was thinking more... right back..."
That photo is surreal.
Never thought I’d see Jose dresses up as Barney with that pigeon badge on.
Never thought I’d see Jose dresses up as Barney with that pigeon badge on.
".....and they tweeted it! What's in your pocket, Chris? Remember? Chris Smalling? No? Not funny? Just me?".....
It's a cock not a pidgeon!
Kane: I like to hold really intense eye contact with a third party while a team mate blows me
Jose :......... Yeah, I'm just gonna go over there for a while
Jose :......... Yeah, I'm just gonna go over there for a while
"I prefer not to point. If I point I am in big trouble"
Three times!!
"I need you to jump this high for my new hoofball strat"
Jose : You look at me while you get sucked, only his boyfriend can watch it.
"RESPECT! RESPECT!"
I have nossing to say
“So this is the way to Eriksen’s wife?”.
So Gaffer let me get this right, i'm taking corners and Dier is playing false 9.........................mmmkay
'You're a wizard mouthbreather, Harry'.
"Lukaku's first touch went way over there."
Jose Mourinho talks with Harry Kane whilst overseeing his first training session as the new Spurs manager.
Thats it tilt your head back a little bit and the saliva won't be in the way when you talk.
"I'm kind of in the middle of something, boss..."
"Trust me, when the falcon lands it will blow your mind."
"Trust me, when the falcon lands it will blow your mind."
I've sold Lukaku, De Bruyne and Salah so don't think for a minute I will keep you here!
“If the club decide to sack me because of bad results that’s part of the game. If it happens I will be a millionaire and get another club a couple of months later."
Your body, but my brain
Your body, but my brain
"Well it was either you lot or bloody Arsenal."
"I'm glad the boss sacked him, Jose - he was stealing a living for ages."
"He had to go, especially after that Newsnight interview."
"He had to go, especially after that Newsnight interview."
“No seriously, all the way to India”
I still these photos are photoshopped. Will take time to adjust.
Next time, square it to Sterling.
Jose: "Is that the new Pogba? I don't want him here!"
Come, I'll show you the new bus
“Go watch the videos of Lukaku I have prepared for you.”
"Are you saying road to secret cheese room leads from there?"
When 1-0 up, you stand just outside that box in front of our defenders, yes.
Day 1 is already epic!
Which way is Tesco?
Kane - “So this is what an non-progressive, traditional manager look like. I guess I can give up my dream of beating Shearer record.”
Mourinho to Harry- “ I love the way you strike that ball Alderweild.”
Mourinho to Harry- “ I love the way you strike that ball Alderweild.”
"Least we don't have to work on your dribbling"