Starsign Football Squads

Now and again with family we'll each try to create teams of players who share our star signs. We've also done cricket teams and even bands and political front benches (the hours fly by).

This is my Aquarius squad, in some kind of 4-3-3 and an absolute embarrassment of riches in attack:


C. Ronaldo - H. Stoichkov - Eusabio

Xavi - C. Makelele - G. Hagi

G. Zambrotta - D. Godin - R. Marquez - G. Neville

G. Buffon

Head Coach: R. Michels

Neymar
C. Tevez
A. Di Maria
E. Cavani
R. Falcao
Romario
D. Berbatov
Robinho
R. Baggio
G. Batistuta

R. van der Vaart
A. Kanchelskis
K. Keegan
S. McManaman
J. Kimmich
C. Eriksen
A. Januzaj
H. Mkhitaryan
D. Ginola
M. Depay
M. Asensio
A. Robben
H. Nakata
N. Butt
D. Fletcher
J. Blomquist

G. van Bronckhorst
G. Pique
A. Sandro

This is also the beginning of a pretty poor Aquarius England squad:

P.Crouch - D. Dean - D. Bent

J. Jenas R. Loftus-Cheek - H. Winks -

- - J. Woodgate J. Carragher - G. Neville

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If any fellow water-carriers have got any tips let me have them, and other star signs please do your worst with your own teams, I know from painful experience Scorpio and Gemini are stacked.

GhastlyHun said:

Maybe do shoe size next?

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How dare you, this is a very important family tradition.

United58 said:

Someone forward this to FIFA in an email titled "We Need Football Back Right Now"

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Who needs live football when you can make pretend squads based on astrology?

BBRBB said:

Forwarding the question to Domenech right now.

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Ray and I know the score

Web of Bissaka said:

Crab Squad 69

Hugo Sanchez - Di Stefano

Messi - KDB

Busquets - Viera

D. Alaba - VVD - P. Maldini - Stam

Ochoa

Bench: Ruud, Crespo, Haaland, Bale, Zola, Zidane, Nakamura, Son, Steve Coppell, James Rodriguez, Riquelme, Senna, Young, Shaw, Cannavaro, Lindelof, Barthez
etc
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Has it all -- legends, goats, veterans, top elites, good squad players, and promising youngsters.

Best Firepowers!

Even the ladies team is great having Rapinoe, Morgan, etc.

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MyOnlySolskjaer said:

We've got a filthy team for Aries.

Team Aries

Neuer
Ramos Puyol Moore R.Carlos
Kanté Thiago
Ribery Rivaldo Ronaldinho
Puskás

Manager: Benitez

Bench: Szczęsny, Griezmann, Mané, Fowler, Kompany, Alba, Pjanic,
Squad: Bravo, Matuidi, Sancho, Payet, Pavard, Arteta, Khedira, T.Hazard, Bailly​

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Good lads, let the idiocy and pointlessness flow through you.

Great teams to be fair as well, how're your national sides looking?

RedRob said:

OP's the hero we need, not the hero we deserve.

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You both need and deserve this kind of shite.