Jadon Sancho| Staying at Dortmund for now

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They really do rattle me a bit, honestly. They’re constantly in every Bundesliga-transfer related thread with constant little jibes to us and the premier league generally — whilst autofellating the greatness that is German football.
There is a lot of inferiority complex amongst them.

A lot of them jumped on the hipster bandwagon in the past decade, but the reality is 1 CL and 0 Europa cups for the entire league in the past 18 years.

We lost in the CL quarterfinals last season and it was terrible. For every team bar Bayern in that league, it is a tremendous achievement.
 

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They really do rattle me a bit, honestly. They’re constantly in every Bundesliga-transfer related thread with constant little jibes to us and the premier league generally — whilst autofellating the greatness that is German football.

Not to mention the last season — we were in the CL we beat the team Dortmund just lost to and got further than them. :lol:
Farmer club in a farmer league. Taking great credit buying talents and selling them to their rivals. Like that is a good thing. And buying them back when their career is finished (Hummels).
 

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The announcement video needs to be Sanchez playing the piano... He glitches out, his kit flickers from red to yellow (dortmund kit) and then back to red with his name changed from Sanchez to Sancho 7.

How epic would that be!
 

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They should have had him parachute down onto the field after the match wearing a United kit to announce the signing... that’s what happened in my dream anyway.
 

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Well, if United are serious about this, I’d say move on this tonight. If I were CEO I’d leak news of a bid for him tonight. (Even a rejected bid) - would show that we’re not going to sit around and rest on what we have
 

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Just one scroll of the mouse through this fellow's previous tweets doesn't inspire confidence :lol:

Could you not have waited at least until tomorrow before bursting our bubble?
 

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Why have we not started making up songs for him already?

Oh oh oh he’s magic! Sanchooooo
Better believe it’s a gooooooal

* to “Magic” by Pilot.
 
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I want this to go through just because we can shit on that one guy who kept claiming we wouldn’t get it done because he had done all the homework on the deal on his 50p calculator. Talked down to anyone who even dared to hope the deal might happen.

what is his name again and has he still been posting on this deal?
This guy?

 

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Question for regular Bundesliga viewers, who is the better talent out of Sancho & Havertz and what are their biggest strengths/weaknesses?

I haven't watched much of Havertz and probably less than 10 games of Sancho, so am really curious to hear opinions on this!
 

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Yeah just read Laurie's article about Sancho - he reckons it's gonna be dragged out all window like Maguire and Bruno was.

Also mentions that Woodward might ask Dortmund's DOF to join us!
 

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Here we go :rolleyes: hasn't even been a day :lol:
Looks like Nexberry reads the caf.

£90m plus add ons up to £115 (i.e. Sacho or the club achieve any of 25 goals [player clause - £5m], PL winners [club clause - £10m], CL semi-finalists [club clause - £10m] over the first 3 years of his contract). Get 'er done, Ed.
 

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No signed shirts, no flight patterns, no barber rumors and no hilarious gifs.
Common you guys !
If we sign him now it won't feel right and you know it!
 

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Yeah just read Laurie's article about Sancho - he reckons it's gonna be dragged out all window like Maguire and Bruno was.

Also mentions that Woodward might ask Dortmund's DOF to join us!
Zorc and Sancho in a double swoop..

Zorc won't join us though because he's a BVB man through and through.
 

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Athletic released an article on Sancho and it literally says nothing. Annoys me when they spout things that are neither here nor there. They basically say United "ought" to have little delay in the discussions and then say along t he lines of "Woodward tends to draw out negotiations as a tactic to lower the price". Which fecking one is it. They say we can continue and bring Sancho in early, and then say how it's likely to be a Maguire saga and drawn out.
 

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Don't let this get out of this forum but my cousins house cleaners daughter is best mates with Sancho's mums hairdressers son.

He's said that apparently Sancho's mum said her goodbyes to his mum after her appointment and that the Sancho family will be moving to Manchester early next month (August) as a deal has already been agreed.

Point of the story is.....his mum will need a new hairdresser in Manchester. If anyone has any good suggestions please let me know
 

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Best thing about the season ending today, we've only got about 5 weeks of transfer bollocks.

I can't wait to see him in red if its gonna happen.
 
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