Patience young grasshoppah! If Dybala joins us ze meltdown will come
Juventuz goes into meltdown
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik and Imran hold a long overdue conversation about United's awful league form with 1 win in 7. They discuss a disappointing draw at Bournemouth, a not so disappointing draw against Liverpool and a crushing defeat at Chelsea - Is time nearly over for Erik Ten Hag?
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I can understand if Sarri wants a big man number 9 like Lukaku instead of false 9 like Dybala. But getting rid Cancelo for Danilo is insane even with extra 50m. Cancelo is one of the best right back and he was more important player than Dybala last season. And also if you want to get the best out of Lukaku in your team, better have a wide player who can cross and that is Cancelo.
I hope we get the swap deal Dybala with Lukaku & they keep Cancelo.
I hope we get the swap deal Dybala with Lukaku & they keep Cancelo.
I don’t get this joke.
They think their getting Pogba but when they put their glasses on, they’ve actually gotten Lukaku.
Juve turning Mandzukic and Dybala into Lukaku will be one of the worst pieces of business I've ever seen.
I hate how this meme template is used, in the scene Peter sees better without his glasses so it doesn't lend itself to what the poster is trying to convey.
They have a fascination with 'lo stile' over there. Essentially Sarri is too much of a grub to be their manager and their next coach must look at ease in an Armani suit.
I'm reasonably certain nobody on that site has ever been to Italy let alone Turin. They're nothing like the Juve fans I come across in real life.They have a fascination with 'lo stile' over there. Essentially Sarri is too much of a grub to be their manager and their next coach must look at ease in an Armani suit.
They are absolutely like the ones i come across
Juve fans are...well, you can't talk about juve with juve fans
They all think they have a god given right to Serie A, but most realise they're absolutely miles away from the top European sides.They are absolutely like the ones i come across
Juve fans are...well, you can't talk about juve with juve fans
Well tbf do you want someone like Sarri represent United as a manager ?
They are right about Sarri's though!
With Juventus history and tradition, his presentation in such games is often to be desired. Paradoxically, it can be seen as a form of arrogance and disregard for said values of the club. Yeah i know, it doesn't make sense.
With Juventus history and tradition, his presentation in such games is often to be desired. Paradoxically, it can be seen as a form of arrogance and disregard for said values of the club. Yeah i know, it doesn't make sense.
The Only Fools and Horses reference, ffs.
It’s a weird one, isn’t it? I too really don’t like managers showing up in tracksuits like Klopp, or cardigans like Pep and Arteta. But ultimately it seems like a really precious thing to get the strop over, no? They’ve all been perfectly successful winning a few trophies dressing like IPA bartenders or gurning chavs in El Kloppo’s case.
Talking and caring about clothes other people wear is one of the most pathetic, mundane things I have ever heard.
Is that the main Juventus forum? How come all the members post in English?
It's their biggest English language one (13,000 members).
https://www.vecchiasignora.com/ is the biggest (130,000 members).
Going on about his clothes is ridiculous. Being not the right fit is his coaching, tactical setup and leaking goals. Juve fans going on about he looks like are dopes. He should be judged on performances and his analysis of a game.
I mean winning makes everything look good. But you dont want your team losing badly while playing shite football and your manager looks like some hobo who is randomly picked from the streets. Just icing on the cake
He's equally shit at both.
Expect some absolute gems from this forum in the next few hours.
Hmm you say you dont like managers in "trackie's" fair enough, ooooh by the way why no mention of our own manager doing it like as recently as Weds match ?
Italian football really is in a state of disarray. You feel as if Juve could sell off their first, say, five league games, and still win the title. Remember in 15/16 when after 10 games they were 12th, 11 points after Roma and 9 after Napoli? They won the league with 9 points to Napoli and 11 to Roma. This is how the Serie A has become, in the eyes of many, myself included... no matter how weak or lethargic Juve seem, be sure to know, that the rest of the league is more so.
I don’t get the brigade that exclaims that times are changing, with Inter and Atalanta. I love Atalanta and Gasperini, but I really don’t see them challenging for a title. As with Inter - it’s like Conte is battling with Sarri over who gets to have the oldest starting-XI (Sarri fielded a team with an average age of 31,1 vs Parma, Conte with the average age of 31 vs Verona). Inter is not a 1-point-off-a-title-team - in that regard the table does lie, because Juve wasn’t fussed the last 3-4 games, and this was a Juve team that may be the worst in a good 8-10 years, that the rest of the league still couldn’t break.
The poor Italian league football seems to impact the European adventures or is it just me? The biggest CL drought ever from Italian teams was from when AC Milan won it in 1969 till Juventus secured it again in 1985. A good sixteen years. Now we are rapidly approaching that unfortunate milestone, and if Atalanta fails to win it this month, it’ll be ten years ago since Inter lifted it in 2010 - this being Italy’s second longest drought - and if the team to make sure a drought-record doesn’t arrive in the years to come is Juve, it’s looking bleak, with them losing their latest five finals.
It’s the same with Europa League/UEFA Cup. Italian teams have now gone 20 years without winning it (21 this year, if Inter/Roma fails) - without contention Italy’s longest EL drought.
I don’t get the brigade that exclaims that times are changing, with Inter and Atalanta. I love Atalanta and Gasperini, but I really don’t see them challenging for a title. As with Inter - it’s like Conte is battling with Sarri over who gets to have the oldest starting-XI (Sarri fielded a team with an average age of 31,1 vs Parma, Conte with the average age of 31 vs Verona). Inter is not a 1-point-off-a-title-team - in that regard the table does lie, because Juve wasn’t fussed the last 3-4 games, and this was a Juve team that may be the worst in a good 8-10 years, that the rest of the league still couldn’t break.
The poor Italian league football seems to impact the European adventures or is it just me? The biggest CL drought ever from Italian teams was from when AC Milan won it in 1969 till Juventus secured it again in 1985. A good sixteen years. Now we are rapidly approaching that unfortunate milestone, and if Atalanta fails to win it this month, it’ll be ten years ago since Inter lifted it in 2010 - this being Italy’s second longest drought - and if the team to make sure a drought-record doesn’t arrive in the years to come is Juve, it’s looking bleak, with them losing their latest five finals.
It’s the same with Europa League/UEFA Cup. Italian teams have now gone 20 years without winning it (21 this year, if Inter/Roma fails) - without contention Italy’s longest EL drought.
Probably because I didn’t watch the match, mate. I’m not sure why you’re taking it personal, I've already admitted it’s something pretty precious to be offended about.
Aren’t the vast majority of them Americans?They have a fascination with 'lo stile' over there. Essentially Sarri is too much of a grub to be their manager and their next coach must look at ease in an Armani suit.
Their posts show it all, Italians don't write like that.
Exactly. I work in Milan with some pretty near fluent English speakers, none of them speak like that.
That forum is not worth listening to. They're no closer to Juve than we are.
At least they cannot complain about the ref this time..
Wonder who they'll get in?
Probably Allegri or Conte.
That would be fun
I must confess, I found that post pretty funny, and last paragraph notwithstanding, not without a few shards of truth.
The cnuts are not laughing anymore. Winning that pissy league, therefore paying the price in a higher competition. Deserved loss against Ajax last year and now Lyon. Would be even funnier if they lost Dybala last year, their squad is full of average players. Welcome to the reality
I wasn't as just asking a question as why you hadn't mention Ole, as he does it as well.
Not always. And I too think he should be wearing a suit or at least a shirt. Sign of respect. Fergie only very rarely showed up in fecking trackers.
I'll blame you if Inter ends up beating us in the final. Roma got knocked out by Sevilla by the way, so there's only Inter left.
Can't imagine a beardless Pirlo on the sidelines.
On the penalty decision:
"Joke of a cup. Only against juve is that a penalty."
"I can't believe my eyes."
"Not a fecking penalty. Feck this Nazi cnut ref and the corrupt criminal organization that is UEFA."
"Lmao at this team scoring 3 goals. Not gonna happen."
"There's no way this shitty team scores 3 goals without losing at least one. It's over."
On Bonucci
"He is no captain. Captain's don't jump ship. He fecked off to Milan and then came back with his tail between his legs when he realised he was nothing without Juve."
"Could we cut the hipocrisy already and stripe off his Captain Armband? Give it to the true comandante of the team Cristiano Ronaldo, or give it to Dybala for all i care. This leech cannot represent us as captain."
"he was always shit and Cheella and Barza just did everything for him"
On Bernardeschi
"This mental midget wouldn't even cut it in juve female team"
"If he was a dog he would be put down."
"He's often the other team's best defender."
"i hope Ronaldo puts his head through the wall"
On Higuain
"GTFO out of Juve. You are finished. Thanks for the goals BTW."
"What a useless fat feck. It's an insult for professional players that this guy is underwhelmingly out of shape and is still being paid millions. To have spent 90m on this turd, was the worst piece of Mercato I have ever seen. Worthless fat motherfecker."
"Sell his sorry fat ass."
"He's been an MLS level player for 2 years now. His performance shouldn't come as too much of a shock."
"Joke of a cup. Only against juve is that a penalty."
"I can't believe my eyes."
"Not a fecking penalty. Feck this Nazi cnut ref and the corrupt criminal organization that is UEFA."
"Lmao at this team scoring 3 goals. Not gonna happen."
"There's no way this shitty team scores 3 goals without losing at least one. It's over."
On Bonucci
"He is no captain. Captain's don't jump ship. He fecked off to Milan and then came back with his tail between his legs when he realised he was nothing without Juve."
"Could we cut the hipocrisy already and stripe off his Captain Armband? Give it to the true comandante of the team Cristiano Ronaldo, or give it to Dybala for all i care. This leech cannot represent us as captain."
"he was always shit and Cheella and Barza just did everything for him"
On Bernardeschi
"This mental midget wouldn't even cut it in juve female team"
"If he was a dog he would be put down."
"He's often the other team's best defender."
"i hope Ronaldo puts his head through the wall"
On Higuain
"GTFO out of Juve. You are finished. Thanks for the goals BTW."
"What a useless fat feck. It's an insult for professional players that this guy is underwhelmingly out of shape and is still being paid millions. To have spent 90m on this turd, was the worst piece of Mercato I have ever seen. Worthless fat motherfecker."
"Sell his sorry fat ass."
"He's been an MLS level player for 2 years now. His performance shouldn't come as too much of a shock."
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