Jadon Sancho| Staying at Dortmund for now

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Redplane said:
Picture this:

First yellow flashing warning signs.
You see the silhouette of a player coming to a stop.

The light turns red.

The player's mouth is shown and his expression changes to a smirk. A subliminal message flash saying look "dort" at that "mund".

Player runs through the red light while the camera focus shifts to his feet and you see that he s stomping on a pitch made not of grass, but of sauerkrautt.

Player comes to a stop and sees a yellow wall.

Player bashes through said wall and behind it is Olly whose arms he runs into for a loving embrace.

Meanwhile, the camera zooms out and a silhouette of Old Trafford is shown with a sign that says "Parks are for kids, theaters are where the dreams come to life".

Fade to black.

Display message with the United logo: JLingz.
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They should actually do this to feck with us a little
 

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They really gave him a 87 card in FIFA. Just as much as Aubameyang, shame that I haven't played it since FIFA 11 cause United with Sancho in the team would be sexual.
 

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RkkMan said:
You actually think Utd will go through all this stress and groundwork for months and months and months just to walk away at the very last step involving payment? Utd have known the valuation for months and they know BVB won`t drop it of course they`ll pay and they have the financial capability to do so. Simply a case of the structure whether it will all be guaranteed or if it will have add ons
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I don't know - I'm saying I think most think we'll eventually get to a level they like but will it be too late?
 

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Redplane said:
Picture this:

First yellow flashing warning signs.
You see the silhouette of a player coming to a stop.

The light turns red.

The player's mouth is shown and his expression changes to a smirk. A subliminal message flash saying look "dort" at that "mund".

Player runs through the red light while the camera focus shifts to his feet and you see that he s stomping on a pitch made not of grass, but of sauerkrautt.

Player comes to a stop and sees a yellow wall.

Player bashes through said wall and behind it is Olly whose arms he runs into for a loving embrace.

Meanwhile, the camera zooms out and a silhouette of Old Trafford is shown with a sign that says "Parks are for kids, theaters are where the dreams come to life".

Fade to black.

Display message with the United logo: here's your money.
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He should come out wearing a Cristiano mask then take it off.
 

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For Jadon's announcement video they should bring back the Pogba Taxi and have him pick up Sancho when he arrives at Carrington.

 

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Matriac said:
Oh, he's been here for quite a while. Don't think any of his claims have been true before. But vague enough to be explained away later.
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Quite surprised he’s still going to be honest as I’m sure a while back even he acknowledged his source was full of shit.

This will be interesting.
 

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SwedishFish said:
They really gave him a 87 card in FIFA. Just as much as Aubameyang, shame that I haven't played it since FIFA 11 cause United with Sancho in the team would be sexual.
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Haaland got an 83 card which is a joke. But I know why they’ve probably done it. It’s so he has room to develop in career mode.

in UT mode he’ll just get a special card to boost him up.
 

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Amadaeus said:
ooh thread ban? Scary. Why not just explain what you know right now.
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So that if there are any news at all today he can later say that's what he knew.

Just taking a bet that there would come more news now that it seems to be speeding up.
 

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I was just watching a Sky news vid of the guy they always post up outside OT or Carrington and he seemed to insinuate that there was a bit of a breakthrough with wages and agent fees but they still weren’t agreed.

Not the first Journo to say that today either. So kinda goes against what Romano has being saying.

Think this one still has plenty of ups and downs to go. No way he is in before the palace game.
 

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Matriac said:
So that if there are any news at all today he can later say that's what he knew.

Just taking a bet that there would come more news now that it seems to be speeding up.
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Yea, news on Sancho are speeding up as you said. A good con man, can make similiar claim just of the current news cycle. Then he will be heralded as some type of ITK idol with cult following. @altodevil isnt fooling me.
 

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According to one of their local papers Dortmund are very determined to stick to their refusal of a [post deadline] transfer. It is "heard from within the club" that Sancho "doesn't appear to be desperate to leave" which is why they "don't expect trouble" from him, but rather another strong season of his.
"If Man Utd are indeed planning to make another attempt, they can safe themselves the effort this summer."
 
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