Hypothetically, how many goals would this line up concede per game on average?

Ajr

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11 men behind the ball every game with no attempt to score

Williams - Shaw - Tuanzebe - Bailly - Maguire - Lindelof - Smalling - Fosu Mensah - Wan-Bissaka - Dalot

De Gea
 

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Bring Jose back, he'd bolt a load over that...
 

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0 would be the obvious answer, but you can’t let yourself get peppered all game.
 

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You can't defend for 90 minutes straight. Even the most extreme parked buses have players capable of releasing pressure. Be it a flair attacking midfielder or a shithouse striker who holds up play and draws free kicks.

That team would end up with a goal difference of more than -100.