I think he's one of those players that you'd love if they played for you. Don't think anyone can question his consistency and talent but he's a little scrote.
Most dislikeable players in the PL
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2)Robertson
3) Milner
4) Henderson
5) Mings
That order.
2)Robertson
3) Milner
4) Henderson
5) Mings
That order.
He's much more likely to be entirely forgotten the minute he retires than be remembered as the best defensive player the PL has ever seen.
Well he didn't say he was the best. He said one of. His versatility and ability puts him up there.
Yeah Robertson possibly the number 1. A wannabee tough guy.
Maupay.
Ederson.
Rarely plays now but Phil Bardsley is an absolute twat.
Pickford
Collectively city's side when tactical fouling the way they do is infuriating. Any goalkeeper that falls on a simple catch as early as the first half to time waste
Maupay.
Ederson.
Rarely plays now but Phil Bardsley is an absolute twat.
Pickford
Collectively city's side when tactical fouling the way they do is infuriating. Any goalkeeper that falls on a simple catch as early as the first half to time waste
Surprised only a few posters have mentioned Vardy. A few years ago he'd surely be near the top of everyone's lists.
My wife's boyfriend.. fecking player
Can't hate players like Diego Costa who made games more entertaining and even comical.
Its the quiet ones I hate, like 80% of Burnleys team
Its the quiet ones I hate, like 80% of Burnleys team
Zaha is a whiny little bitch, always picking fights on the pitch and has a propensity to throw himself to the ground at the slightest of contact.
I guess it’s difficult not to admire Vardy when you consider just how good he’s been. He’s a smelly little twat, though, you’re right.
Vardy is at the top of my list, goes back years. Recently, for some reason, all the Leicester players get my back up.
After that, I feel generally mean and uncharitable towards all the Liv players. Which is just good common sense, of course, but the current crop are a bit nondescript so none of them cry out for the usual vitriolic loathing.
Kane annoys me. He seems so thick.
If I didn’t admire and covet him I’d probably hate Grealish as he is somewhat prick-ish.
After that, I feel generally mean and uncharitable towards all the Liv players. Which is just good common sense, of course, but the current crop are a bit nondescript so none of them cry out for the usual vitriolic loathing.
Kane annoys me. He seems so thick.
If I didn’t admire and covet him I’d probably hate Grealish as he is somewhat prick-ish.
Henderson by a long way... Look at his face!
Kane comfortable second, listen to him speak.
Noble easy top three, Mr West Ham... need I say more
Mings seems the kinda guy that would drop kick a child to beat them to picking up a tenner off the pavement.
Pickford the gobshite that thinks he's great but everyone knows is shite.
Kane comfortable second, listen to him speak.
Noble easy top three, Mr West Ham... need I say more
Mings seems the kinda guy that would drop kick a child to beat them to picking up a tenner off the pavement.
Pickford the gobshite that thinks he's great but everyone knows is shite.
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Robertson by far.
Mo Salah
Hendo, the people's captain.
Ming's, belongs in WWE.
Alonso, cry more you thug.
Fernandinho, always cynical but gets away with it.
Xhaka, a faux-hardman clown.
Klopp, deranged and obsessed.
Celoso, embarrassing.
Ming's, belongs in WWE.
Alonso, cry more you thug.
Fernandinho, always cynical but gets away with it.
Xhaka, a faux-hardman clown.
Klopp, deranged and obsessed.
Celoso, embarrassing.
Liverpool: Henderson, Robertson, Salah, Van Dijk
City: Fernandinho, Walker
Chelsea: Alonso, Kepa
Spurs: Son, Ali
City: Fernandinho, Walker
Chelsea: Alonso, Kepa
Spurs: Son, Ali
An off the radar one for me is Ben Mee
Jordan Henderson
James Milner
Firmino
Robertson
whingers and wankers, play for Liverpool
James Milner
Firmino
Robertson
whingers and wankers, play for Liverpool
Add Fabinho to the list
Raheem Sterling
Andy Carroll
Joe Hart
Harry Kane
Danny Ings
Andy Carroll
Joe Hart
Harry Kane
Danny Ings
Vardy used to be at the top of my list, but now I actually find myself really liking him! He really winds up the opposition, but he's more than that as well. He's an excellent player who has an incredible record against the big teams. He's one of the best strikers in the league. Huge respect for him.
Anyway, on to the question at hand.
Robertson at the top. Absolute fecking cretin of a man. If ever there was someone who believed their own hype, it's him. Absolute mouth-breather.
Mane
Most of Liverpool, to be honest.
In terms of players from your own club, I have to say, Maguire. The man winds me up no end. He's bang average, and the way he hogs the ball while casually rolling his foot over it drives the evil into me.
Anyway, on to the question at hand.
Robertson at the top. Absolute fecking cretin of a man. If ever there was someone who believed their own hype, it's him. Absolute mouth-breather.
Mane
Most of Liverpool, to be honest.
In terms of players from your own club, I have to say, Maguire. The man winds me up no end. He's bang average, and the way he hogs the ball while casually rolling his foot over it drives the evil into me.
Desailly, Gallas, Carvalho, Terry and Cole would all list above him for me and that’s just from Chelsea.
Azpilicueta and Fernandinho. Experienced, dirty cnuts that get away with anything.
Maupay is a cnut
Chat shit get banged.
He's a cnut. But a likeable cnut. Along the ways of Vinny Jones.
There are far more annoying players in the league then him.
Ridiculous. You mention the words scrote, smack rat, dickhead, prick and so on and so forth (how old are you?) - chances are all of these superlatives are more suited to you than the players highlighted, please grow up. You’ll never forgive Mings for trying to deliberately injure Zlatan (something you will never be able to prove or explain with your limited vocabulary), but you condone Zlatan’s pathetic, neanderthal retaliation on the same day? As in 100% deliberate, elbow to the head-relatiation which could possibly harm the player with a high probability? Ok, again, says everything about you. An eye for an eye-mentality was super popular around 1000 years ago, not so much in 2021 if you want to be a decent member of modern society.
Surprised that Dick Van Dyke has barely received a mention. Must be some sort of sympathy thing due to being injured.
Anyway my vote goes to him.
Anyway my vote goes to him.
A lot of the picks have very weak reasoning behind them here. A lot of them are just good pros - surely it has to be something more than playing football well or being successful for another side.
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So who are you voting for then?
Bruno will be on the top of the list for any non United fan I swear. 
I hope so! That will add extra points and solidify his legendary status.Bruno will be on the top of the list for any non United fan I swear.
Hendo, Milner, Mane, Robertson, Gomez, TAA for Liverpool
Vardy, Maddion Leicester
Luiz, Xhaka Arse
James Chelsea
Walker Sterling City
Maupay & that 7foot donkey defender they keep letting run to the left wing at Brighton
McGinn is an irritating little fella too.
Vardy, Maddion Leicester
Luiz, Xhaka Arse
James Chelsea
Walker Sterling City
Maupay & that 7foot donkey defender they keep letting run to the left wing at Brighton
McGinn is an irritating little fella too.
Conor Gallagher. One of the worst divers in the league. Spends more time on the floor than anything else.
Salah os so greedy, I get angry watching him. It doesn't even make sense I get angry because his greed affects Liverpool negatively.
Mings
Alli
Mane
Salah
De Bruyne
Zaha
Coleman
Noble
Alli
Mane
Salah
De Bruyne
Zaha
Coleman
Noble
Lukaku and Valencia were big ones for me. I don’t think there is anyone in the current squad.
Pickford is a big one - but then he’s pretty shit, so it levels out.
Divock Origi is another. The reason being is that 90% of the time commentators full name him, which just annoys me.
He is actually a lovely guy off the pitch and tbh anyone who winds up Leeds fans like he does is alright by me:
They proper hate him
The Zlatan incident was obviously deliberate, but the Reading one was clearly an accident. Football fans are so weird, always trying to see patterns in everything. He has a reputation of being a nice guy because off the pitch he genuinely is. Try listening to him speak. One of the most thoughtful and humble players in the league.
Yep.
Dele Alli, Robertson, Zaha, Lingard