If he’s a beef tenderloin, I think Liverpool Football Club are vegan.
Thiago Alc*ntara | Still exists
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I'd take Bayern to court if I were Liverpool, they've sold them an absolute dud.
Surely this is Thiago's cousin or something, not the real Thiago.
Surely this is Thiago's cousin or something, not the real Thiago.
He went to the wrong English team. He'd have been a better fit for City or even us.
Klopp likes his all energy midfielders so it was a strange move for all parties.
Klopp likes his all energy midfielders so it was a strange move for all parties.
But but but he was Bayern's best player in history!!1!
There's a sickening amount of fawning over this guy the start of this thread.
I won't quote them because I'm not feeling mean. This guy was right though...
I won't quote them because I'm not feeling mean. This guy was right though...
Never got the hype about this guy.
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He was absolutely rubbish today.
He wishes..
He is more like the crap that gets thrown away or ground up beyond recognition
He seems such a mismatch to pool.
You would think there is an overreaction regarding how bad he's been but it's not even that, Thiago has been atrocious so far.
He escaped a yellow card too mind you, his best ability so far
He escaped a yellow card too mind you, his best ability so far
He really can't tackle can he? Henderson was screaming what the feck were you doing or words to that effect at him after he gave away the Fk for the goal.
He isn't mobile enough and bit of a lightweight I don't think he would suit City or Us either he needs someone beside him to do all the dirty work but so far he hasn't shown anything in Liverpool's colour to suggest that he warrants that kind changes to be made for him.
But it's still early days but signs aren't good for Liverpool.
It's strange, I actually thought he was quite good today. He was winning the ball constantly, playing some nice passes...and then he led the Liverpool collapse in the last 15 minutes. 
The way his stock is dropping. I advise any Caf members to dump all their Thiago shares.
Guy is getting lil brother’d by Henderson now:
Guy is getting lil brother’d by Henderson now:
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Gets bullied by pretty much every PL team, tries to pull off a roulette, gets dispossessed half-way through, falls on his ass and then looks at the ref as to why he wasn’t awarded a FK.
Fish out of water in the PL, should go back to one horse league where he can look like a million bucks while playing against a sea of shit.
Fish out of water in the PL, should go back to one horse league where he can look like a million bucks while playing against a sea of shit.
Henderson is tired of ideas. He wants answers and results.
Thiago is flummoxed.
Thiago is flummoxed.
“This is why I’m 86 on FIFA and you are 85!”
You see why he was dropped sunshine?
Yeah he doesn't fit Liverpool team, but his shortcomings are just exposed in this league.
He still thinks he has much more time on the ball than he really does. I wonder if his tackling has always been that bad.
I feared he would add a lot to their team. I haven’t been so happy to be proven wrong in a long time.
Credit the posters who were adamant the guy would not fit in at United. Imagine him behind Pogba and Bruno. It would be a massacre.
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Wants to take Granit Xhaka’s crown
It would have been an Alexi Sanchez level of horror show.
If you build your play around Cattermole you'll get Cattermole level of results.
He’s absolutely sublime 
You should be taken to court and judge should sentence you behind bars for the rest of your life.
Sublime
To be fair to Klopp, he preferred Milner today but had to make the switch due to an injury.
Seems like Bayern were wise to let him go, he reminds me of Schweinsteiger at United. Clearly has bags of talent, but not suited to the PL
Strange signing considering how Liverpool like to play (heavy metal football)
Seems like Bayern were wise to let him go, he reminds me of Schweinsteiger at United. Clearly has bags of talent, but not suited to the PL
Strange signing considering how Liverpool like to play (heavy metal football)
You should be forced to walk across hot lego
Well he totally fecked up his career. He could habe been a Bayern legend. Instead he will now be shipped to a second tier team. WhatsApp a said turn of events.
English teams need to avoid buying from Bayern, there's a reason they let guys go and don't ask for over the top sums
He ruins their style of play. They get a lot of joy from playing all energy midfielders who run around at 100MPH. Thiago will never be this at this stage of his career in particular.
Bayern Munich are so good at getting rid of players who are just starting to decline. We could learn a lot from them.
Bayern Munich are so good at getting rid of players who are just starting to decline. We could learn a lot from them.
If you bring somebody into a winning squad you have to make sure he is the right player. Liverpool's team has been completely destabilised with this signing.
Awkward.
He's run off to India with Glaston like a few Pool fans. They were everywhere this time last year.
Looking at it again he should've done better in Leicester City's 2nd goal.