Tottenham Hotspur 1:3 Manchester United

Don't Kill Bill · Apr 11, 2021

League standings and form guide

2. Manchester United: WWWDD
6. Tottenham: DWLWW

I don't get this from the opening page. The last game we played we won 2 nil and if its premier league games then we beat Brighton. so what gives what am I missing.

ROFLUTION · Apr 11, 2021

There's indirectly a lot at stake in this game. Win this one and Tottenham almost certainly loses out on Champions League.
(every top 6 opponent has better fixtures)

Could mean Kane will want to move away if we win. (Not that anyone can afford Levy's probably insane asking fee). I wonder if he has a clause, with all of this smoke in the press.

Berbasbullet · Apr 11, 2021

ROFLUTION said:
There's indirectly a lot at stake in this game. Win this one and Tottenham almost certainly loses out on Champions League.
(every top 6 opponent has better fixtures)

Could mean Kane will want to move away if we win. (Not that anyone can afford Levy's probably insane asking fee). I wonder if he has a clause, with all of this smoke in the press.

So basically, win the game, stay behind, negotiate Kane, Kane comes home on our bus?

Crikey there is a lot at stake!

Raw · Apr 11, 2021

Don't Kill Bill said:
League standings and form guide

2. Manchester United: WWWDD
6. Tottenham: DWLWW

I don't get this from the opening page. The last game we played we won 2 nil and if its premier league games then we beat Brighton. so what gives what am I missing.

Read it the other way round. It's PL results, we beat Brighton, West Ham and City and before that we drew to Palace and Chelsea.

MrBest · Apr 11, 2021

This is now a must win game with City slipping up. If we win both our games in hand, the gap is 8 points. I know it is City, but putting that pressure on them to test there grit would be awesome, especially now that they are also focusing on the champions league and league cup final. If the gap between us at the end of the season was less than 10 points, it would be a great achievement regardless of how rubbish our football has been. I simply cannot wait for to see our mentality for this.

ROFLUTION · Apr 11, 2021

Berbasbullet said:
So basically, win the game, stay behind, negotiate Kane, Kane comes home on our bus?

Crikey there is a lot at stake!

It's a little more advanced than that. Both parts also need a translator to understand Kane's voice, and vice versa.

There's also the Mourinho part. We need to please him with the number 3 somehow, so Bailly #3 will be thrown into the mix.

Don't Kill Bill · Apr 11, 2021

Raw said:
Read it the other way round. It's PL results, we beat Brighton, West Ham and City and before that we drew to Palace and Chelsea.

Cheers mate bit slow this morning.

slored1 · Apr 11, 2021

I want to destroy them so bad. Fecking hate the smug version of Mourinho. 0-3 United.

Houdini · Apr 11, 2021

MOTY Must win!

rron10 · Apr 11, 2021

I would love us to play well, score goals and win there, for the league position, to avenge the home defeat and why not, maybe the special one will grow some more white hair.
But I would also take a boring 0-0 draw, not because I like it or I want it, but because it is more likely to happen.

Devil81 · Apr 11, 2021

Win both games in hand it's 8 points, it's unlikely if near enough impossible to think they'd throw it away now but I look at it like this.

We threw it away for them once, who knows what added pressure can bring.

meamth · Apr 11, 2021

MrBest said:
This is now a must win game with City slipping up. If we win both our games in hand, the gap is 8 points. I know it is City, but putting that pressure on them to test there grit would be awesome, especially now that they are also focusing on the champions league and league cup final. If the gap between us at the end of the season was less than 10 points, it would be a great achievement regardless of how rubbish our football has been. I simply cannot wait for to see our mentality for this.

...to see how the haters winded up.

r3idy · Apr 11, 2021

I would say this more of a must win game for Spurs than it is for us but a win really does take some of the pressure off us. Don't think we will get beat but Just will be wary of a sucker punch on the counter. Really can't call this one and would not be surprised if it ended up 0-0

2 man midfield · Apr 11, 2021

Need revenge for the 6-1. So annoying that we had such a shit start given where we are now.

Bwuk · Apr 11, 2021

Devil81 said:
Win both games in hand it's 8 points, it's unlikely if near enough impossible to think they'd throw it away now but I look at it like this.

We threw it away for them once, who knows what added pressure can bring.

Exactly. It’s not over till it’s over. I highly highly doubt they won’t win it, but we’ve got to focus on ourselves and winning every game possible.

Hoof the ball · Apr 11, 2021

Devil81 said:
Win both games in hand it's 8 points, it's unlikely if near enough impossible to think they'd throw it away now but I look at it like this.

We threw it away for them once, who knows what added pressure can bring.

Unfortunately four of remaining fixtures are Spurs, Liverpool, Leicester and Villa.

Taking maximum points is itself a task!

MrBest · Apr 11, 2021

meamth said:
...to see how the haters winded up.

Exactly at this stage and to the contrary of what i have previously said, I dont care how we beat spurs, just win. I want revenge for Jose humiliating us at OT.

Lappen · Apr 11, 2021

A win and the second place getting really close... I know we don't selebraite second place, but for me its better than third...
And as a bonus I would love to see the Mourinho after game intervju....

buchansleftleg · Apr 11, 2021

I don't normally care too much about settling old scores, but I really hope that spurs players "reaction" to the translator's comments after their last match is to hand a massive spanking win to United that sees the silver haired fraud seething.

RORY65 · Apr 11, 2021

The performances haven't been that great for a while and we've seen all of the teams struggle after Europa League ties so a point today would be a positive result albeit beating Mourinho would be very satisfying.

Alemar · Apr 11, 2021

We must win. Only 8 points behind City on lost points now. If they lose a couple more games, who knows... So we have to win all 8

BusbyMalone · Apr 11, 2021

Can't see this one being pretty on the eyes. Think both teams will be cautious as neither of them are particularly that fluid in attack at the moment. United will be well aware of their threat on the counter, likewise Spurs with ours.

Going for 1-1, which will be a decent result.

iKnowNothing · Apr 11, 2021

BusbyMalone said:
Can't see this one being pretty on the eyes. Think both teams will be cautious as neither of them are particularly that fluid in attack at the moment. United will be well aware of their threat on the counter, likewise Spurs with ours.

Going for 1-1, which will be a decent result.

Although I’d love for the players to come out all guns blazing, this seems more likely.

balaks · Apr 11, 2021

Oh how I am looking forward to the usual Sky Harry Kane needs to leave Spurs debate that they have every single time we play Utd.

BusbyMalone · Apr 11, 2021

balaks said:
Oh how I am looking forward to the usual Sky Harry Kane needs to leave Spurs debate that they have every single time we play Utd.

Don't worry, he'll be leaving soon and the debate will be all over

balaks · Apr 11, 2021

BusbyMalone said:
Don't worry, he'll be leaving soon and the debate will be all over

I have had to sit through the same debate for 6 years so far.

crossy1686 · Apr 11, 2021

balaks said:
I have had to sit through the same debate for 6 years so far.

If it's a shit game, this will be the only headline unfortunately

PoTMS · Apr 11, 2021

2 man midfield said:
Need revenge for the 6-1. So annoying that we had such a shit start given where we are now.

Even more annoying is our form from mid-January to mid-March when City started to pull away. Think we dropped more points here than we did earlier on in the season.

balaks · Apr 11, 2021

crossy1686 said:
If it's a shit game, this will be the only headline unfortunately

It is shit yeah, how would you guys feel if every match on Sky you had to sit through an hour of debate about how Bruno needs to leave to go to Real Madrid.

Leftback99 · Apr 11, 2021

I would take a draw. I can see this being like the Leicester game where they have had a week to prepare while we'll be still feeling the effects of Thursday night.

crossy1686 · Apr 11, 2021

balaks said:
It is shit yeah, how would you guys feel if every match on Sky you had to sit through an hour of debate about how Bruno needs to leave to go to Real Madrid.

We had it with Ronaldo for multiple summers. It's depressing. I get the feeling Sky like using it as a dig at Mourinho though.

crossy1686 · Apr 11, 2021

Leftback99 said:
I would take a draw. I can see this being like the Leicester game where they have had a week to prepare while we'll be still feeling the effects of Thursday night.

Yep, pretty much this. And Jose will be well up for it.

BusbyMalone · Apr 11, 2021

balaks said:
It is shit yeah, how would you guys feel if every match on Sky you had to sit through an hour of debate about how Bruno needs to leave to go to Real Madrid.

To be honest, I genuinely don't think he's going to go simply because he's priced out of the market. Realistically you're looking at PSG and City, and I think City may go for Haaland, and I don't think PSG will have him.

That's the trouble with players like Kane. The market is so crazy, the pool of clubs these players can go to is so small. Similar to Pogba and us. I think he's only still here because of the price tag.

2 man midfield · Apr 11, 2021

PoTMS said:
Even more annoying is our form from mid-January to mid-March when City started to pull away. Think we dropped more points here than we did earlier on in the season.

Possibly, I mean both definitely piss me off. The Sheffield loss, the late Everton goal in the 3-3 draw, West Brom draw...so easy to see where another 8 points could have come from.

meamth · Apr 11, 2021

MrBest said:
Exactly at this stage and to the contrary of what i have previously said, I dont care how we beat spurs, just win. I want revenge for Jose humiliating us at OT.

Yes, that is why if we finished 2nd with 8 points or less, then I want to see what other clever arguments/agendas the non believers going to use after that.

Tom Cato · Apr 11, 2021

Expecting McTominay to come out boxing.

Tom Cato · Apr 11, 2021

Reading that Hendo is starting today. Not exactly a surprise.

Can whoever keeps leaking shit just stop, what the hell is going on with that snitching.

theklr · Apr 11, 2021

«Going for it» will be an disaster with our players tired and Spurs counter attacking against our slow and tired back line. Need to keep things tight and hope for a pen.

Adisa · Apr 11, 2021

Hope we turn up

RUCK4444 · Apr 11, 2021

Tom Cato said:
Reading that Hendo is starting today. Not exactly a surprise.

Can whoever keeps leaking shit just stop, what the hell is going on with that snitching.

Can we not figure out who’s doing it ffs?

It’s our of order, has to be coming from somebody in the dressing room. If I were Ole I would tell each of them an entirely different starting 11 and see which one is leaked :lol:

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