has ole lost control of the dressing room?

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like others, i’m happy with the result against a mentally deficient coach who turns up the year after being battered at a ground to do exactly the same thing and gets the same result. there were encouraging performances all over the pitch. the rest seems to have done fernandes a world of good and he looks back to his old self. pogba ran the show, as he tends to do when teams give him time and space. greenwood has found his shooting boots early on and varane was announced. it’s hard to pick faults after a 5-1 win but the post match interviews have troubled me. it seems ole has lost control of the players.

after scoring 4 out of the 5 goals it was only natural for bt to want to interview mason and bruno, what wasn’t natural was their vaping.


i know it’s supposed to be healthier than smoking but surely it will do more harm than good. either way ole should ensure they aren’t doing it in front of the world’s cameras. not only that, bruno is clearly stealing office supplies. that match ball will be on ebay within the hour, with bruno more than likely sending it from the old trafford post room.

both players are listening to music (likely gangster rap) and not fully engaging with the interviewer and by proxy, the fans. both are also standing in front of our beloved sponsor’s logo, which won’t go down with our money men.

before then varane just walks onto the pitch holding his shirt in a suit. yeah he looked nice but choosing not to play just to look good is not a good attitude to have in the changing room. the players just meandered off the pitch at full time, rather than sprinting back to the dressing room to get ready for the next match. i’m concerned ole is allowing a toxic culture to grown in and around the squad.

it’s not all rosy after a 5-1 win.
 
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If you squint Bruno looks like a skinny David Mitchell with different facial features, and that's not a good thing.
 

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with only three hours of sleep, it took me a good minute to realize what was going on in the OP :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

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like others, i’m happy with the result against a mentally deficient coach who turns up the year after being battered at a ground to do exactly the same thing and gets the same result. there were encouraging performances all over the pitch. the rest seems to have done fernandes a world of good and he looks back to his old self. pogba ran the show, as he tends to do when teams give him time and space. greenwood has found his shooting boots early on and varane was announced. it’s hard to pick faults after a 5-1 win but the post match interviews have troubled me. it seems ole has lost control of the players.

after scoring 4 out of the 5 goals it was only natural for bt to want to interview mason and bruno, what wasn’t natural was their vaping.


i know it’s supposed to be healthier than than smoking but surely it will do more harm than good. either way ole should ensure they aren’t doing it in front of the world’s cameras. not only that, bruno is clearly stealing office supplies. that match ball will be on ebay within the hour, with bruno more than likely sending it from the old trafford post room.

both players are listening to music (likely gangster rap) and not fully engaging with the interviewer and by proxy, the fans. both are also standing in front of our beloved sponsor’s logo, which won’t go down with our money men.

before the varane just walks onto the pitch holding his shirt in a suit. yeah he looked nice but choosing not to play just to look good is not a good attitude to have in the changing room. the players just meandered off the pitch at full time, rather than sprinting back to the dressing room to get ready for the next match. i’m concerned ole is allowing a toxic culture to grown in and around the squad.

it’s not all rosy after a 5-1 win.
:lol: I had to read that twice because I couldn’t believe what I’m reading but yeah agree about Varane the lazy git
 

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So you vape using your ears now? feck me techmology has gone crazy. It is not good it is wack :lol:
 

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Seems a bit stingy to be giving them those awful airplane earphones.
 

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Mason looks like he's trying to camouflage himself at the scene of a murdered polar bear rather than dress up in our kit, and you have to wonder how many murdered polar bears he hangs around if he's got special gear just for those occasions. At some point I'm going to start suspecting that he's the one murdering the poor polar bears. In fact, has anyone ever seen Mason Greenwood in the same room as a live polar bear?
 

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Bruno should light a cuban as part of his goal celebration.
 

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Fed up of these wind up threads in the main football forums.
i’m deadly serious. it runs deep. varane would rather head to a local wetherspoons than watch from the stands. more than likely whilst piling three of their £8.99 cooked breakfasts into him, alongside 5 pints of black.


Seems a bit stingy to be giving them those awful airplane earphones.
they should be forced to share a pair of them for the whole season.
 

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They’re holding those vape things post match. Clearly not taking this profession seriously.
 

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They’re holding those vape things post match. Clearly not taking this profession seriously.
it’s disgusting. what kind of role models are they? both my kids (5&3) have now asked me to get them one.
 

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i’m deadly serious. it runs deep. varane would rather head to a local wetherspoons than watch from the stands. more than likely whilst piling three of their £8.99 cooked breakfasts into him, alongside 5 pints of black.




they should be forced to share a pair of them for the whole season.

Varane should have had an executive box cleared our for him to feel the atmosphere today in the stadium. Trick missed surely.
 

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pretty sure its just the microphone thingy
Yeah it's too noisy so they had to wear it to understand what the interviewer say and vice versa without both sides screaming at each other.
 

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Varane should have had an executive box cleared our for him to feel the atmosphere today in the stadium. Trick missed surely.
he wanted to watch the game from the center circle, luckily a combination of rio and our security staff managed to convince him to leave the pitch.

 

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Yeah it's too noisy so they had to wear it to understand what the interviewer say and vice versa without both sides screaming at each other.
that would make for a better interview experience for all concerned.
 

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like others, i’m happy with the result against a mentally deficient coach who turns up the year after being battered at a ground to do exactly the same thing and gets the same result. there were encouraging performances all over the pitch. the rest seems to have done fernandes a world of good and he looks back to his old self. pogba ran the show, as he tends to do when teams give him time and space. greenwood has found his shooting boots early on and varane was announced. it’s hard to pick faults after a 5-1 win but the post match interviews have troubled me. it seems ole has lost control of the players.

after scoring 4 out of the 5 goals it was only natural for bt to want to interview mason and bruno, what wasn’t natural was their vaping.


i know it’s supposed to be healthier than smoking but surely it will do more harm than good. either way ole should ensure they aren’t doing it in front of the world’s cameras. not only that, bruno is clearly stealing office supplies. that match ball will be on ebay within the hour, with bruno more than likely sending it from the old trafford post room.

both players are listening to music (likely gangster rap) and not fully engaging with the interviewer and by proxy, the fans. both are also standing in front of our beloved sponsor’s logo, which won’t go down with our money men.

before then varane just walks onto the pitch holding his shirt in a suit. yeah he looked nice but choosing not to play just to look good is not a good attitude to have in the changing room. the players just meandered off the pitch at full time, rather than sprinting back to the dressing room to get ready for the next match. i’m concerned ole is allowing a toxic culture to grown in and around the squad.

it’s not all rosy after a 5-1 win.
:lol: