Bringing Wooly mammoth back from extinction
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Jurassic Park is gonna become a reality in 100 years.
they could do a double “mammoth hunting + seal clubbing” package holiday deals. a no brainer really.
jeff goldblum will be dead in 100 years and richard attenborough will still be dead in 100 years.
Not if they bring them back
I wonder if 6 or 8% of Americans would be confident to beat it in an unarmed battle?
Yep I'm sure they'll try.
how would they get the semen from attenborough? like they do with racehorses? they can’t send him into a cubicle with a copy of razzle.
he should have to narrate it himself.
“and now we see the timid semen extractor ease himself towards me. i know what is coming and i am excited. yet apprehensive. the whites of my show as i whinny and prance around my stable. they lead me to my proposed conquest and i begin to get aroused. before i know it i’m balls deep in a weird leather glove thing and i’ve blown my beans. exhausted, i fall to sleep.”
Cool
Didn't expect to end today with the mental image of the Attenborough bros bashing one out in a toilet cubicle, but here we are.
As for taking down a mammoth, it's just a matter of a executing a well-timed forward roll and the necessary strafing to position yourself beneath the beast, then let your Zippo do the rest.
As for taking down a mammoth, it's just a matter of a executing a well-timed forward roll and the necessary strafing to position yourself beneath the beast, then let your Zippo do the rest.