I don't think it'll matter too much if they do go that route. I'm fairly confident Cummings has a lot of evidence piled up as it seems other Tories are using him to leak what they know. The Tories will claim a victory then a few days later once they've doubled down on it we'll have the real news.
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+4?!?!? The British public are embarrassing, memories of a goldfish, none of this matters, the tories can go around stabbing babies but Kier starmer will drip some ketchup onto his tie a week before the election and that will be that.
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You'd think this would finish him off, but nope...
It was a surprise party so clearly he has no responsibility for it. He left as soon as he realized it was a party and against the rules, which was just after he finished his cake.Did he know that it was a party though?
To be fair mate he didn’t know it was against his rules.It was a surprise party so clearly he has no responsibility for it. He left as soon as he realized it was a party and against the rules, which was just after he finished his cake.
CON +3
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No doubt she’ll find a way to frame this as a culture war, most likely instigated by the BBC!
Doesn't count as having a birthday party with a clown if the clown is the birthday boy
O sweet summer child
He believes in big days.
Please let this be it. I’m sick of this oaf.
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I know nobody is surprised, but you just have to acknowledge this man's ability to somehow outcunt himself every time.I’ve said all along, Johnson is the gift that keeps on giving. It’s like killing the goose that lays the golden eggs.
Have you seen who they have got to choose from to be next PM?
Genuinely think the next leader of the Tories before Sunak is going to be Gove. He’s been a useful idiot his entire career and he’s always got on well with Murdoch. There is 2+ years until the next election and there’s an A20 worth of lorries full of shit that someone has to take responsibility for before then.
I want to say that the electorate will not be fooled a third time by the fawning press as they try and dress up the next incompetent moron as some sort of world leader, but with UK politics feck knows how it'll play out.
That is fecking glorious
That’s a good way of saying it. Also, I now won’t be able to mentally separate Boris and a goose
Look Boris sets a seriously high bar here. There’s genuinely very few contenders that have the capacity to be so awful. You can try all you want, but some people are just naturally born with it
But they can’t say “keep Johnson as it benefits Labour”. They have to follow the public pressure.
Also, the tories were stabbing him in the back at some point anyway, this way the incoming leader doesn't get the bounce just before the next election. And also has to be in charge of the incoming cost of living crisis.
Cameron - May - Johnson - Mr Bean - Mr Blobby - Me?
