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Frenkie de Jong | The last muppeting lap
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik and Imran hold a long overdue conversation about United's awful league form with 1 win in 7. They discuss a disappointing draw at Bournemouth, a not so disappointing draw against Liverpool and a crushing defeat at Chelsea - Is time nearly over for Erik Ten Hag?
Then in a special second half of the pod, Nik welcomes Natalie ( https://twitter.com/natalie_17) to discuss the fortunes of Manchester United Women as they booked a place in the FA Cup Final after a historic first ever win vs. Chelsea.
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fecking Zoom that shit.
He proposed to his girlfriend
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Needs to get his priorities in order, this could have waited a couple of weeks.
Is that the Man united contract on his hand?
She probably said only if you don't make me move to Manchester.
Thats so beautiful, what an amazing view too.
He wanted to do it quickly before telling her that they have to move out of Barcelona. Smart man
Frenkies ass?
"Oh Mikky you're so fine
Your so fine you blow my mind
Hey Mikky"
New chant?
Your so fine you blow my mind
Hey Mikky"
New chant?
I see he’s practising taking the knee before kickoff. This is so on.
His hair
You’re so sick
Fergie always encouraged players to settle down and get married.
Yep definitely getting her locked-up before the move to Manchester
He will be getting nagged about wedding plans now, will ruin his on pitch performance
Honestly speaking though, why else postpone a kit release if not for a signing
And I don't think they'd do it with Malacia. Too low profile. Not usually one to read into things but....
Who’s holding the camera?
Can't see her wanting to get wed in Manny either.
now would be to perfect time to tell her that they are swapping Barcelona for Manchester
Well it is up to her now then isn't it - us fans better go on a charm offensive
You are deluded. We need a few other players to augment FdJ.
I think you will be disappointed to think that Frenkie is the saviour of the club. He assists in allowing ETH to play the way he wants football to be played like the engine of a car. But there are many other important parts to the car that are also critical.
But there is no way in hell that Fremkie guarantees us anything.
And if Tyrell Malacia can cost us only 14-15 quid, imagine what that 10million save will allow us to get? Maybe the money saved will allow us to buy Antony.
We need to walk away. We’re clearly not at the top of his priorities.
I don't think so.
If you hire a DOF you allow him latitude to make within that budget and not have to report every move to the owners. He may have to report to Arnold for more details. But the point of segregating/delegating responsibilities is to allow the domain knowledge folks to do their thing.
Fancying bumping into FdJ on a rock just as he proposed
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His lawyer -- he is killing two birds with one stone. The United contract needs to be signed and the pre-nuptials for the lovely couple.
You do you, praising someone blindly who has never performed on said level is also pointless. It much easier to be and look good in a settled Dortmund team with Haaland next to you. Can he lift a team in the prem? Not so sure
haha yes..... just be careful with the end of line 2
It was a full fecking moon a few days ago why is it now creeping towards a half-moon? Nobody wants any shade on the moons for christ sake
God Bless his Fiancé.
Swapping sunny Catalonia for Manchester haha.
Swapping sunny Catalonia for Manchester haha.
Its not blind praise, he was a generational player at his age with what he achieved for Dortmund. He was class in the league and the CL. He was class before haaland, he was class with haaland. Literally nothing changed in his performance levels with Paco alcacer or haaland or whoever else. He created boatloads of chances and was the main guy for ball progression for Dortmund either way.
Nobody can "lift" a team in that is in the state United was in last year. So it's a write off year, that's the only thing. Looking into last season as anything against this or that player when the club was in turmoil is useless, and it's crazy to me that some people seem to be writing off some players for not having a big impact despite the shitshow situation!
Ten hag is here to now coach the team and give a platform for our players to actually perform well in. So yeah. I look at Sancho as someone who every big club in the world would snap our hands off if they had the chance to bring him in, because he is a world class talent. And he'll show that with ten hag now.
Anyway, this is FdJ thread, not Sancho. Its just incredibly stupid to not look at Sancho's situation and blindly criticize him for not being a star right away, when it was an impossible situation for any player. And that's not exaggeration. Put Mbappe in last year and he wouldn't perform consistently or have a big impact either.
Also to be clear - there is a difference between "looking good", and what Sancho did. Before age 20 he has more goal contributions in a big league than any other player over the past 30+ years, apart from Mbappe who only has 1 more. That's generational, and what we should be looking forward to.
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