De Bruyne and Haaland. It has begun 
Premier League Gameweek 1
- Thread starter Samid
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Give KdB and Haaland that much space and they will score 9/10 times.
too easy for Haaland. Look at that marking worse than us
worse than usGot him for less than £50m according to Tyler
Lovely finish.
0-2 Dortmund Game over
Fecking robot
Makes goal scoring look easy rather than a chore.
I got so much crap when I said them getting him would guarantee them the league. “He won’t score 20 in his first year there, its not that easy”
Umm, yeah it is. When you’re that lethal it is. City getting him for 60 mil is criminal.
Umm, yeah it is. When you’re that lethal it is. City getting him for 60 mil is criminal.
The leagues getting destroyed this season
Haaland is a bit of a clogger but he's also a bit of a force of nature in a linear kind of way. I'd love him to fail but he's my captain on FF for a reason.
Criminal high line from West Ham again.. If all the PL teams play like WHU today (and most of Bundesliga teams) then Haaland will easily score 25
Arnautovic would have scored that
Or solving thermonuclear fusion if you are Rashford.
ManCity are few levels above anyone in this league. They control the game way to easy.
I know, I know. It is first game.
I know, I know. It is first game.
I mean they didn't but it doesn't matter. He's worth 120m or whatever it was in total.
Who would have passed it to him ?
Haaland is pretty decent isn’t he?tl
Tyler £50m yes right Martin you senile old fool
£120m and he’s still worth it though.
Tyler £50m yes right Martin you senile old fool
£120m and he’s still worth it though.
Derrr McTominator
Scotty
Yes. Didn't want to name names.
That is natural finishing rather than having to think about it.Beautiful goal, the kids a good’en.
Aye, the goal was good but West ham made it easy for him there.
The only way Haaland won't stomp the premier League is if he played for us. We'd make him shite.
We’ll need Baily for the City games, Maguire/Varane/Martinez will get absolutely obliterated, ridiculous acceleration on the Norwegian Lukaku, they’ll get massacred.
West Ham been dreadful today, zero intensity or any attempt to press, we could’ve gotten something against this West Ham side today instead of Brighton.
West Ham been dreadful today, zero intensity or any attempt to press, we could’ve gotten something against this West Ham side today instead of Brighton.
Martin Tyler's convinced he bought his house for the deposit.
Haaland is the signing of the season. Unless he gets injured he’s scoring 30 plus goals in the league.
Christ. Today's just rubbing it in now.
City have a machine upfront and we're after a fecking weapon.
City have a machine upfront and we're after a fecking weapon.
They’ve also taken out near enough the same as City’s owners have invested, absolute disgrace. Not to mention saddling a previously debt free club with over £600m worth of it and then we get on to hiring a bunch of yes men bankers to run the football operation. Our owners are in no way comparable to City’s so don’t even try it.
City's in game line up is absolutely mental
2-3-4-1... Cancelo and Walker are barely wide, which is seemingly left to Graelish and Foden.
2-3-4-1... Cancelo and Walker are barely wide, which is seemingly left to Graelish and Foden.
Battle of the neck tattoos there.
Offside but what a header
Owners have spent as much as city. It really is as simple as that. The problem has been down to how it has been invested and this is where they trusted the wrong people to invest the money and now we are skint with a terrible squad.
It’s depressing watching our closest rivals sign the calibre of players we used to. It was inevitable he would bang them in.
He’s not running in behind defenders like that either.
West Ham probably saying that same about us!
So not a flop after all?
And ultimately who’s fault is that? The fecking melts who hired them I.e the OWNERS!
That doesn't matter. They could buy striker from Hartlepool and still be winning. They have solid foundation so right now they are well oiled machine. Like they pretty much always been with Guardiola. In England that is. Champions League is another matter.
Indeed. They have ruined the club by appointing charlatans to run it.