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He's literally just stood there hugging Xhaka from the second the corner is taken until it's in the net, and only lets him go so he can run off and celebrate the goal.
Cucurella at Chelsea
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He's literally just stood there hugging Xhaka from the second the corner is taken until it's in the net, and only lets him go so he can run off and celebrate the goal.
ffsAbility of Paul Konchesky with the hair of David Luiz.
He is dreadful, Brighton proper mugged Chelsea off.
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I agree and we have to keep in mind that Chelsea, as a team, has been playing poorly the whole season.
That is the name of the game these days. The fans on internet target players, usually new and expensive ones, when a team is doing poorly. I mean, he has been poor, but some comments are way over the top.
It is even worse at United. Just look how Martinez was talked about a couple months back.
The same applies for praising a player too, a few good games and we have the new ”Drogba” and ”Vidic”. It’s just silly tbh.
Too much common sense for this board
He looks like an absolute disaster of a signing. When you see his stats before the move I had to question why Chelsea would pay all that money for him
Far too weak defensively and doesn't add anything in attacking areas when he does play as a wing-back.
Far too weak defensively and doesn't add anything in attacking areas when he does play as a wing-back.
He’s not hat bad. He was Brightons player of the year last year and considered stellar…. In the same league.
Tge problem is he has either been playing in an island because we overload to help Azpi with James hurt, or he’s been playing on the left of a back 3 with Jorgihno or RLC as his only shields in midfield instead of Caicedo.
We have many issues. Cucurella isnt really one of them. If we had the right pieces in other areas he would fit in fine.
Tge problem is he has either been playing in an island because we overload to help Azpi with James hurt, or he’s been playing on the left of a back 3 with Jorgihno or RLC as his only shields in midfield instead of Caicedo.
We have many issues. Cucurella isnt really one of them. If we had the right pieces in other areas he would fit in fine.
The state of these posts. It’s not like he isn’t not only a proven player in this league but also was Brighton’s player of the year. Young player who moves to a new bigger club, still adjusting and these kind of posts fly in.
Dropped for a child.
He’s just recovered from an illness.Dropped for a child.
Tonsillitis surgery is hard on the body, took me a long while to fully recover.Dropped for a child.
Chelsea are recovering too after becoming sick of him.
surely gonna be shipped faster than you can say Khalid Boulharouz
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Dropped by a child.
Dropped by a child.
Tbf looked more like he slipped, but then again that guy doesn't look like a young 16 does he? he's built like a shithouse already.
Damn this guy just catch a break.
Dropped for a child. Dropped by a child.
Dropped for a child. Dropped by a child.
£70m fraud. Simply can’t defend 1v1.
He’s been really shit.
He is Buttner -bad.
Not bald but certainly fraudulent.
There must always be a shit defender with an afro at Chelsea.
it’s like that episode of the simpsons when snake’s hair turns whoever wears it into a crook but rather robbing and that, this time it’s fellaini’s footballing ability.
Cookie will never be as good as fellatio.
Also garbage. Hot garbage.
He is fecking terrible in every Chelsea game I watch.
Has to be in the running for worst signing of the season.
Has to be in the running for worst signing of the season.
@The Boy I don’t remember him really having a bad game for Brighton but he’s been absolute shite so far for Chelsea. Did he get a lot of protection for you?
Someone needs to check if it’s a wig…
They got absolutely rinsed here
Can't defend a dribbling winger. Can't cover the back post. Bullied by any player with any physicality. Can't cross the ball. Offers nothing in possession apart from the same 10 yard sideway pass infield over and over again.
Might actually be the worst signing of the season in a year when Liverpool spent £80m on a striker who can't shoot or trap the ball.
Might actually be the worst signing of the season in a year when Liverpool spent £80m on a striker who can't shoot or trap the ball.
I remember being impressed by him every time I watched Brighton. And he must have been doing something right given City wanted him, albeit they were sensible in their valuation.
Worst signing of the season. Absolute dud and knew it at the time.
Completely found out at this level
Completely found out at this level
Hightlight of the match was putting his arms up and calling for the ball when it came off a bad City pass, and then hoofing it down the pitch straight to a City player.
I actually thought he was very good at Brighton. Looks woeful
Horrific summer window from Chelsea. One of the worst ever in terms of the damage it did to a team imo
I’ve never seen such an expensive recruitment drive being written off as needing a rebuild a few months later when that clearly isn’t the plan.