Sell a player with a Michael Owen-style brochure
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik and Imran hold a long overdue conversation about United's awful league form with 1 win in 7. They discuss a disappointing draw at Bournemouth, a not so disappointing draw against Liverpool and a crushing defeat at Chelsea - Is time nearly over for Erik Ten Hag?
Then in a special second half of the pod, Nik welcomes Natalie ( https://twitter.com/natalie_17) to discuss the fortunes of Manchester United Women as they booked a place in the FA Cup Final after a historic first ever win vs. Chelsea.
Brilliant thread!
Here's the Sergio Ramos one:
You missed 'Looks a big gay'
This thread is all the more amusing know, considering United bough Owen.
He's clean and fresh though. Like a lettuce from Waitrose.
Ain't nobody dope as me, I'm dressed so fresh and so clean
dumbo said:
why hasnt this thread been sent to the 'Classics' yet?
quality stuff
quality stuff
Violent outburst. Hang your head in shame..
Oh dear............
Full circle.
Make sure you go on this boys...
http://www.oleole.com/media/main/podcasts/arsecast/ADE_BROCHURE.pdf
http://www.oleole.com/media/main/podcasts/arsecast/ADE_BROCHURE.pdf
That's fecking brilliant. If anyone make the PDFs into pics to put in the thread, it would be great.
my extremely quick attempt
Adebayor: Wifi enabled. 
Disagreeing is racist!Emmanuel Adebayor is a 20th century football Icon?
Hmmmmmm all righty then
Thanks jveezy!
No problem. I already had Photoshop open so it took no more than five minutes to capture all the pages, resize them, save, and upload them.
To be honest I only took a quick glance at it and you guys have found a lot more gold in it than I knew existed.
Edit: x42bn6 has also given me permission to make an improved Michael Owen Brand Values Generator to practice some JavaScript lessons I learned. It really shouldn't take me that long to do, but it seems like the further I get along into it, the more features I want to add. Hopefully I'll get it done in about a week but knowing myself, I'll probably end up putting it off, so if I do take too long, hassle me about it and I'll probably get back to it.
'Adebayoratize your football team and bring Emmanuelessence'
The Caf yet again hits Norwegian media (where it says HER, which means here, not her).
The Caf is building up quite an impressive portfolio in the media!
woo hoo, party time
fckn brill
This thread should be in the classic mods